Transmission Intercepted.
"What?" Lily asked. "Yes, I'm in the Galactic Kids Next Door!" Bill said. "But, how?" Lily asked. "You know the splinter cell?" Bill clued. "You're in the splinter cell?" Lily asked out loud. "Yes, but it's just a cover-up for this entire organization!" Bill stated. "Come on, Numbuh Hawkner!" the alien girl said, holding the Voice Changer from earlier, making her voice lower. "GIVE ME THAT, NUMBUH CUTE!" Bill screamed, snatching the Voice Changer off her hands. "So, who's numbuh Uno?" Bill asked her. "Why are you refered by your surname with Numbuh in front?" Lily asked. "Oh, well with all the different languages among the galaxy, there's so much numbuh systems, we find it simpler just to refer ourselves as 'numbuh' then our surnames" Bill explained. "But that means Numbuh Uno is- Nigel Uno!" Lily said out loud. "Is this Nigel... bald?" "Yes!" "I knew him! Back then it was my job to tell the final grades..."
Right after Nigel attempted his final test for admission into the kids next door.
"So, how are the test results for Nigel, Numbuh 123.4?" Numbuh 274 asked. "They haven't shown up yet!" Numbuh 123.4 said. "Okay, but show me when they do, alright?" Numbuh 274 ordered. "Can do, sir!" Numbuh 123.4 replied, then numbuh 274 walked out of the room, leaving only numbuh 123.4 to himself. "I know you're here, numbuh 5!" he said abruptly. "How did you know?" Numbuh 5 asked, walking out of the shadows. "It seems that I'm the only one who can tell you're presence when you're hiding. You're lucky that I didn't tell the soopreme leader that you were there" Numbuh 123.4 turned back to his computer to see Nigel's grades. "Fail?" Numbuh 123.4 said. "I need to change the grades!" Numbuh 5 said. "But if you get caught, you and Nigel would be deccomissioned!" Numbuh 123.4 said dreadidly. "But it's the least I can do, since it was my fault for Nigel losing his hair!" Numbuh 5 cried out softly. "Okay, I'll log myself on. Besides, I have a feeling about that kid" Numbuh 123.4 said,then logging on as Nedry_Kid. "Okay, change away!"
Back to now.
"Hello, Numbuh Hawkner! It's good to finally meet you!" Numbuh 1 said walking out onto a balcony on the other side of the arena in front of the two. "Hello, Nigel!" Bill replied from a balcony on their side. "Now, the rules are simple!" a kid on a platform in the middle announced. "Your weapons are your fists and what you can make from the junk the audience throws at the losing contestant! You two fight until one of you can't fight no longer, wether it's from pain to plain sleepiness! Okay? Good, let's BEGIN!" As he finished, the platforms lowered themselves until they were part of the arena. Then They ran up to each other and nearly punched each other until they both simultaniously said "I don't fell comfortable hitting him!" "He's a nerd, and if I hit him that makes me a bully!" "I'm a nerd, and everybody knows that nerds can't throw punches!" they both screamed. There was an odd silence, the the audience started thowing pieces of junk at the two kids. They collected the pieces and ran to seperate sides. While 'Okay, since I haven't had the chance to think through wether I wan't to or not, I'll do it now!
2 months ago (a month before this fanfiction started).
"Okay, Numbuh 123.4, I think it's time you get your own sector, so I'm assingning you to Sector V!" Numbuh 5 said. "You're going with another operative called numbuh 911!" "We're really good friends but I thought he was in sector P" Numbuh 123.4 said. "No he's escaped deccommisioning!" "I'm talking about the new numbuh 911 AKA Chad Dunkan! He's the kid right behind me!" she explained, pointing at the numbuh 911 we all know and don't trust. "He's apparently the most popular kid at his school but I find him annoying!" Numbuh 5 said. "Yeah, I'm so cool!"
Later, Numbuh 123.4 was walking down the street when numbuh infinite popped up and whispered "Hello, numbuh 123.4, we've studied you ever since you joined the kids next door, and we believe you're worthy of joining the kids next door splinter cell, which is a cover-up for the galactic kids next door. Will you accept?" Numbuh 123.4 thought for a moment and asked "Can I go into outer space with awesome?" "Yeah, why not." "I'm detecting a lie, I'm not joining" "But if you clear our extra test, you can become the sole operative of earth, which of course would replace the current operative!" "Oh, okay!"
1 month ago.
"Numbuh 2's family have moved to Washington D.C. at the last second so which means Numbuh 2 has moved sectors at the last second which means that it needs a new member so I've got one our newest graduates to come to Sector V, Numbuh 5.5!" Numbuh 5 informed Numbuh 123.4 and numbuh 911. "That's her, walking out of her acceptance into the kids next door ceremony!" Numbuh added, pointing at Lily, now numbuh 5.5. "Hello, Numbuh 5.5! My name's Chad, AKA, numbuh 911!" he said. "I know you! You're the most popular kid at school, though I just find you annoying!" Numbuh 5.5 said to Numbuh 911. "Hello, numbuh 5.5, I'm numbuh 123.4, you're second in command!" Numbuh 123.4 said. 'He's kind of cute. I'll learn more about him and see how things go' "We're arriving there now! I'm not sure you should aim for that part of the treehouse numbuh-!"
"Forget the cruddy game! There's something I need to tell you, and I might as well say it now, since we don't know where Numbuh 1 is, Numbuh 5 is the supreme leader and Numbuh 2 is now part of Sector W! Okay, here goes. Kuki, I-" Numbuh 4 said as a KND vehicle crashed through the wall. Then numbuh 5 walked out with Numbuhs 123.4, 5.5 and 911. "Numbuhs 3 and 4! Welcome to your new team mates. 2(times)4 Technology officer and detective specialist, Numbuh 911 a.k.a. Chad, Primary strategist, pilot and second in command, Numbuh 123.4, and finally, hamster caretaker and animal expert, Numbuh 5.5!"
Back to now.
"Wow, with only that info, I already know my choice!" Bill said as he stood up and pressed the 'surrender' button on the elevator.
"I'm worried about Numbuh 5.5!" Numbuh 911 said sadly. "What about numbuh 123.4?" Numbuh 3 asked. "Screw him!" Numbuh 4 yelled. They then reached the front door of the treehouse, to which they all walked inside. "I'm beat, I'm going to bed!" Chad yelled, falling asleep as soon as he lands on his bed. "Well, um Kuki, I need to tell you something. I love-" Wally's attempt to confess his love was interrupted (once again), by a giant beam putting Bill and Lily in the treehouse. "Oh, I give up!" Wally screamed, marching away until Bill stopped him. "Don't you see? You two belong together!" Bill stated. "Come on, try one more time!" "But you two are here!" Wally protested. "I already know the whole secret!" Bill said. "And I know who you love already!" Lily said. "What about Chad?" Wally asked while Chad was snoring loudly. "Okay! Kuki, I love you!" Wally yelled. "You don't have to pretend to be Mr. Hugginkins!" Kuki said. "I'm not" Wally stated. 'Oh my god! Kuki won't like me anymore! I've messed everything up!' "Really?" Kuki asked happily. "Yeah, I love you" 'Darn it, not again!' 'He really likes me! This is the happiest day of my life!' "I love you too!" Kuki replied. "There, This makes everything wrapped up in a huge bundle!" Bill said as credits started appearing on the screen. "What are those?"
End Transmission
Me: Those are credits!
Numbuh 5.5: What do you mean, credits?
Me: I mean these are the end credits for the show! I don't know why they are there for A. This isn't the end, there's still one more thing I definatly want to do and B. This is a fanfiction, not a TV show!
Numbuh 911: Okay, I'm awake now! Hey, are you god?
Me: No I'm not god! I'm the guy who wrote the fanfiction that you're in right now!
Numbuh 4: So you mean that you just made Kuki and me love each other?
Me: Technically yes but the original creator showed a LOT of hints that you both 'like' like each other!
Numbuh 3: Is it a romance show?
Me: mostly no.
Numbuh 123.4: That explains all the logical errors!
Computer I'm working on: STOP. IT. EVERYONE. NOW. OKAY? GOOD.
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