A.N.: Hey guys...good, no one's about to throw fruit in my face!
*gets splatted in the face by a watermelon*
A.N.: ...spoke too soon. Anyways, thanks to you, I have a broken leg, cracked arm, dislocated shoulder, twisted ankle, three broken ribs, one cracked, and a bruised tailbone. All the while being strapped to an IV on my left and a blood pump on my right. Anyhow, through great pain I've managed to write this. Here's episode three! Now, if I can only get this off my face...
*falls on the floor in pain*
A.N.: OW! Ow, ow! Please...review or, OW, OUCH! I'll...I'll...oh, death is so overused. *gets up perfectly fine*
Previously on Survivor...
Heavy rains pounded on the players, making them realize that this is more than just a game.
"Aw, man! Our shelter's all wet!" Bowser Jr. grumbled.
"There's gotta be a bigger ocean out there right now," Toadsworth pointed out.
"Rain, rain, go away...I said GO AWAY!"
Pintaso's D.K. and Toad had a battle to catch fish, where Toad, the weakest, won.
"Well, bring it on!"
"Looks like D.K. didn't nab anything," Mario commented to Waluigi.
Toad's pole vibrated, as he pulled up a nice big sucker.
Nokatan made a discovery.
"Guys! Guys! You won't believe what I just found!" Yoshi talked as he ran to the shelter.
"OH MY GOODNESS! This is so beautiful!" Toadette commented in awe.
Diddy cheered as he splashed into the water.
At the reward challenge, Cataquala pulled ahead to win fishing gear.
"Cataquala wins reward!" Jeff shouted.
Toadsworth cheered with his tribe as he ran and got the fishing gear. They were a happy group on the hike back to camp.
And immediately, Luigi tested the reward.
"HOLYCOW!" Bowser Jr. called out as the dripping Luigi returned, carrying five fish in a net.
"Hey, the guy actually pulled around!" Wario grumbled.
Argument pursued afterwards at Pintaso camp.
"Why couldn't you guys toughen up? You suck!"
"Well...I wouldn't have made a difference. You guys still sucked completely!
"It's like you didn't even want us to win! What's your problem?"
At the immunity challenge, the tribes faced off to eat Delfino specialties, all the while Birdo being a vegetarian.
Birdo sighs. "It's against my beliefs. I can't do it."
But at the tiebreaker, she and Kammy pull out to win for their tribes.
"Birdo and Kammy! Pintaso and Nokatan win immunity!"
While Peach sends her tribe to tribal for a second time.
"Cataquala, I'll see you tonight."
Back at camp, Luigi boasted about how he provided for the tribe.
"I feel you shouldn't vote for me since I have provided the tribe with food." Bowser Jr. was in disbelief.
Bowser Jr.: That was really uncool what Luigi did. He just stands up and says his 'I am awesome' speech, which is really uncalled for.
But in the end, Toadsworth, the steward of the princess, was voted out because of this:
"PRINCESS! Gambling is something that a noble princess of the high court NEVER does!"
"Princess! Princess! Are, are you okay? No bugs have bit you, right? You're not burnt, or anything?"
"As long as it isn't the princess I'm penning!"
Now, sixteen remain. Who will be voted out...tonight?
The title scene rolls.
Pintaso: Waluigi, Toad, Birdo, D.K., Rosalina, Mario
Nokatan: Kammy, Yoshi, Toadette, Diddy, Bowser, Daisy
Cataquala: Luigi, Peach, Bowser Jr., Toadsworth X, Wario, Dixie X
42 days, 18 people, 1 Survivor
Nokatan-Day 7
The sun wasn't out, as it was hidden behind the clouds. Daisy was the first up, as she went to the beach and started to do yoga. Yoshi soon stirred awake and came to see her.
"Mm, Morning," Yoshi yawned tiredly. Daisy grinned.
"Mm, Afternoon. I wish!"
"So, who do you think they voted out last night?"
"Toadsworth. Most definitely. Peach was dumb enough to keep him last time, so hopefully she's smarter now!"
Yoshi: We're currently ahead of Cataquala with a two person lead. At the challenge, we get to sit TWO people out. That means at immunity, everyone will have had a break from the challenges!
"So, what should be our voting motive?" Daisy asked.
"Well, if we get rid of Kammy first, we know we'll be safe, because everyone dislikes her. But Diddy and Toadette have an alliance. And you're still a target."
"It's probably because we're strong. They're both weaker. If we can get Bowser on our side, we'll have a 3-2 lead, unless they can pull over Kammy."
"Still, I really don't want Bowser to be in the finals. He doesn't deserve it."
Yoshi nodded. "I know. But then at the merge we can join with a tribe and get rid of him. Sound good?" Daisy agreed.
Soon everyone else was up, while Kammy was in a deep depressing sleep inside the shelter. Daisy taught the other players yoga to relax their minds.
"And think calmly and quietly. Now, breathe deeply and pull your leg out like this." Bowser fell crashing over.
"I'm sticking to deep breathing!" he remarked.
"Thanks Daisy. This is really relaxing! I can feel the stress leaving!" Diddy thanked her as she smiled slyly.
"No problem. You have no idea." Toadette looked worried.
Toadette: I think that Yoshi and Daisy might be in some kind of alliance. But I don't know. We want Kammy out immediately, since she has no enthusiasm, and she's annoying, AND she's weak. If we can pull over Bowser, then we'll be solid gold. I mean, Diddy and I are both weaker than Daisy and Yoshi, but Bowser would give us an advantage.
Bowser: I have this strange aura that Yoshi and Daisy are fighting over me against Toadette and Diddy. It puts me in a bad position, but hey! I'm not going to side with my secretary! No way!
Kammy sighed as she rolled over again in her sleep.
"I think something's really bothering her," Toadette mentioned as the others could only agree.
Cataquala-Day 7
Everyone was out and about, doing their own separate tasks. Peach was simply looking at seashells as she sighed and put her head in her lap.
Peach: Everything's...different. I'm glad Toadsworth is gone, but in a way, I miss the nagging. Especially because we're now down two people! Morale here is really low. Excruciatingly so.
Luigi was out in the ocean, searching for fish. But he didn't catch anything do to the negativity around him.
Luigi: Our status is...low. We're down by two. That gives all the other tribes an advantage over us! We could be the next four voted out, and then there's no longer a Cataquala tribe.
Wario was in the shelter, trying to break open a watermelon. Despite his strength, he couldn't because everyone was so upset.
Wario: We're losing by two people. So what! The only way we're gonna lose is if we have a losing attitude! Besides, everyone knows I'm gonna win this game!
Bowser Jr. was building a sand pit, as he sat inside, thinking intensely about the game.
Bowser Jr.: I'm the only non-human left in my tribe! I don't know if any of the others might see it as a reason to be voted out, but I'm gonna make it as far as I can in this game.
Everyone quietly came back. Peach stirred rice on the pot, but it turned out mushy and nasty, making the spirit sink even lower.
Pintaso-Day 7
No one was doing any work. Any. The Pintaso tribe was being lazy and doing nothing of importance.
Rosalina and Birdo were having a conversation on the beach about past romances. Waluigi and Toad were playing Parchesi. D.K. was by the tree mail, asleep after waiting forever to see if a producer would come. And Mario was...wait, where was Mario?
"Yes! Three games in a row!" Toad cheered as Waluigi pushed the board away roughly.
"Hey, where's Mario?" Waluigi asked as Toad shrugged and asked to play again.
Waluigi left the shelter and went over to where the girls were at.
"...and all of a sudden, I open my hotel breakfast tray, and when I take a bite out of a pancake, I almost choke on a ring! I mean, we were leaving each other after the trip!" Rosalina was stunned at Birdo's statement.
"Hey, any of you seen Mario?" Waluigi butted in, making the girls extremely angry, knowing he had just heard an idea to propose to a girl.
"Beats me. He's never anywhere. Now, my boyfriend, well, at the time..."
D.K. came running in, for he had awaken to a snake starting to slither up his leg. He didn't know where Mario was either.
Waluigi: All of a sudden, Mario's gone. I mean, gone. Nowhere. Anywhere. Just gone. He disappeared from all of us and is now gone. Don't know where, but gone!
Meanwhile...
Mario finished putting the final palm branches on a little home in the jungle. He clapped his hands and sat inside, thinking deeply about the game.
Mario: I decided I need some time alone. So, I thought I should make my own little shelter, and play my own little game, and pretend this is literally survivor. Just get away from the game and think for a while. Think what if...
Meanwhile...
Everyone else back at camp were searching everywhere for him.
"I mean, what if we had an immunity challenge? He'd miss it since he just wandered off!" Rosalina yelled.
Birdo looked by tree mail. Rosalina was by the rocks on the beach. D.K. headed out for the jungle. Toad looked under the Parchesi board.
D.K. ventured farther in the jungle, and saw the small shelter and a plumber humming his theme song.
"Dude! Where the heck were you? We've been looking for you!"
"Jeez, I just took some well needed time for myself! Gosh!"
Birdo: Mario is an outcast on this tribe. He's a toddler, always wanting attention.
Cataquala-Day 7
Wario and Bowser Jr. were talking in the shelter. Peach came back from the seashell hunt, but decided to eavesdrop on their conversation.
"...and boy! They can't even run or climb! They're also hogs, wanting jewelry and all the even more girly stuff. They're fat rhinos, girls are."
"WARIO! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT GIRLS?"
Wario quickly turned around to see a fuming Peach who was redder than a tomato. Bowser Jr. quickly ran away.
"Oh, um..."
"WHAT THE ____ IS THAT ALL ABOUT, HUH? You think you can just make those terrible remarks about women, huh? All that stupid testosterone! Well ya know what? YOU'RE A FAT ____ RHINO!" Peach slapped him across the face and kicked him in the shin, making Wario wince in pain.
"There! Who's the fat rhino now, you...ogre!"
"Okay! I'm sorry..." Wario trailed off.
"Oh, you will be."
"It's just the truth..."
Peach now screamed and kicked him in the crotch area five times as hard. Wario almost passed out. Bowser Jr. and Luigi watched the whole scene unfold.
"Dang. That was terrible." Luigi sighed.
"He shouldn't be talking that way. Two things you don't do to women. You don't hit them, and you don't act sexist."
Peach (slightly teary): Wario is...well, he made the worst remark about girls ever, and I am a hundred times insulted by it. He's a huge jerk, to say it nicer as a princess, but who cares what Toadsworth would think! From every tribal council now on, I will take ten slips of paper and write his name a THOUSAND times on each!
Wario: I was making a small joke because of one girl I knew, and summed it up with an accidental all, but Peach goes and acts like its the end of the world! Dang! Get a grip of yourself! Get a life! We make mistakes!
Luigi: Here at camp it feels like...well, it already is a war, between Wario and Peach.
As Peach and Wario stormed away from each other, Jr. and Luigi talked.
"I think we should align. They hate each other and will vote for each other. You and I can side with one to vote, then screw the other later." Bowser Jr. suggested.
Luigi contemplated this. "...well...yeah, I think that sounds good."
Bowser Jr.: I just made a deal with a stuckup fish catcher. I mean, I didn't vote for him last time, but I thought about doing so.
Nokatan-Day 7
"!"
Everyone jumped from miles away at the noise. They all tried to run to where it was at. They arrived at the shelter and realized...Kammy was missing.
"Whoa...was that Kammy?" Bowser asked confusedly.
Bowser: You know, in the middle of the afternoon, we all of a sudden hear this loud (opens mouth, and production plays Kammy's scream). Out of nowhere!
Kammy, meanwhile, was on the beach, stamping her foot angrily and running to the jungle. When she reached the waterfall, she jumped in and submerged under.
Diddy: When I heard Kammy scream, I thought she had been hurt or something. But she's just being a mad woman and beating the tar out of everything!
Everyone raced to the waterfall where they saw Kammy shaking a tree in anger.
"Kammy, are you all..."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP, YOU! YOU! You were NOT supposed to be here! I had a perfect break from your annoying begs and then you end up not only here, but ON MY TRIBE! You...you...were not NOT!"
"Whoa, Kammy..." Toadette started as she ran out of the group in rage.
Kammy: This game sucks. I hate it. I hate it fully. I hate Bowser. I hate the girls who tried to console me after. I hate Bowser. I hate the guys who just stood there talking. I hate Bowser. I HATE THIS STUPID GAME!
Daisy and Toadette were in the shelter trying to calm down a hyperventilating Kammy. Production almost called in medics. Toadette was patting her on the shoulder as Daisy braided her hair. The men were standing in the background, talking about her.
Daisy: ...I really don't have much to say. If a person like Kammy is being that over aggressive and critical of her team, she doesn't deserve to be here. At all. Period. She's making us all go crazy right now. Either she quits, or we throw off the immunity challenge and get rid of her.
Pintaso-Day 7
Not a sound could be heard. Toad and Rosalina were inside the shelter trying to get some extra shut eye. All of a sudden, something pecked Rosalina.
"Knock it off!" she shouted.
"Dude, I didn't do anything!" Toad explained, all of a sudden eyeing a strange new visitor.
Rosalina, now confused since no one else was there, open her eyes. Three inches from her face was a huge red cataquack.
"AAAAAAAH!" Rosalina screamed as the cataquack launched her playfully two feet in the air. The others soon came in.
Rosalina: It's totally quiet, and I open my eyes and there's this GINORMOUS cataquack right at my face! And it lifts me in the air and I run away and it goes into our shelter, and, I mean, SERIOUSLY! Why are cataquacks here and not over at Cataquala? Where they belong?
D.K.: I can't believe that a cataquack was on OUR beach. You know, they need wet areas, low altitude, and sunny. Here, it's covered with trees, high, rocky, little sand, and still! It's on our beach.
"Whoa! What the heck is THAT!" Waluigi shouted, shaking in fear as he pointed toward the bird.
"Aw, it's so cute!" Birdo commented, giggling. The others looked at her oddly as the foul quacked again.
"Stay back. I got this," D.K. cautiioned, grabbing his Banana 8000. Birdo shrieked.
"Hey don't hurt it! They're just innocent little birds, well not little, but still! They're just playful! Just don't hurt it..." Birdo got up and left the scene as Mario started going around to the other side of the shelter. The bird was gnawing away at Waluigi's shoe.
Birdo: These people here are just cruel! I mean, cataquacks aren't endangered or anything, but that doesn't mean 'let's go bloody murder'! I have a sick tribe.
"Ok, you stay over there. Try to push it towards me," D.K. explained to Mario, holding his spear at the ready.
"Wait, are you gonna kill it?" Mario asked. D.K. responded with a maybe.
"We might just be having bird tonight," Toad commented, looking at Waluigi. "Uh, you okay dude?"
"DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU?" Waluigi sputtered, nearly fainting as the bird looked up at him.
Mario didn't know what to do really, so he started cawing crazy. That made the bird run toward him.
"Don't caw, growl!"
Mario rolled his eyes as the cataquack got mud on his cap in the shelter. He was so mad, that the growling seemed natural to him. The bird shrieked and ran toward the other side where D.K. was and...
"SHRIEK! SQUAWK!"
The bird sputtered as D.K.'s pole was seen inside its stomach. Camera crew didn't show this, of course. Rosalina gasped with Toad. Mario grinned. D.K. held it in pride, now dead. Waluigi was having a spastic attack on the ground.
"We're having this for dinner!" Mario shouted as Birdo came in, horror comepletely showing in her face. She ran away to Mario's shelter in complete shock and disgust.
Birdo: They didn't have to do that. We've been find on food. They didn't have to do that terrible deed. That's so foul of them to kill fowl, that I might say foul.
Cataquala-Day 8
Peach and Wario had not talked for rest of yesterday, and still weren't communicating today. Bowser Jr. and Luigi were happy at this, knowing they're plan could work. They both talked strategy as they went to get the tree mail.
"Whoa, look at this!" Luigi commented as he picked up a note attached to a key. Beneath him was a pair of chains.
The first who occupied this island were prisoners.
Your challenge will go back to their past.
While chained to each other through the course, the winners
Will receive home luxuries at last.
"Peach would love that!" Bowser Jr. grinned.
Bowser Jr.: Oh, we've got to win this reward. I mean we HAVE to. It'll boost our spirit up if we win, and besides, I cannot wait to rub some soap all over my stinky body...did I seriously just say that out loud?
Pintaso-Day 8
Both Birdo and Rosalina were jumping up and down as the men observed the chains. Waluigi decided to put them on his wrists and accidentally locked them. It took him a while to get the old fashioned key to fit and set him free. Mario laughed.
D.K.: We've got this in the BAG! It'll be nice not to brush your teeth with twigs for once. We should do well due to the protein I got us with the cataquack. Sorry Birdo, but it was a great move. You'll appreciate the goody goods.
Cataquala-Day 8
No one had gotten sleep the night before, worrying if Kammy was going to quit the game. Luckily, she was excited about winning the reward, which caused everyone to go back to ease.
Yoshi: I really want to win this challenge. Maybe then Kammy will reconsider and want to stay in the game. Until we vote her off.
Reward Challenge
"Come on in guys! Take your look at the new Cataquala tribe, as Toadsworth was voted off at the last tribal council." Toadette looked slightly disappointed.
"All right. As you got in your tree mail, long ago in the 400s B.C. prisoners from the Mushroom Kingdom, who worked as slaves for the Koopas who ruled at the time, left their home by the various tropical areas and escaped by boat and landed here on Isle Delfino. Now, you'll be prisoners due to your ancestors." Dramatic music plays.
"You'll all be chained together and dragging twenty pounds of excess chains that harness you together. On my go, you'll run off and go through the belly crawl, high wall, and branch hurdles to reach a jail cell. You'll have to dig around the cell area to get a key that will unlock one of your chains. The freed person will have to climb up through the cell roof to get a key at the top that will free another member of your tribe and a long pole. You'll use that pole to grab a key hanging ten feet on a post outside your jail cell. Drag it back to your cell to unlock a third member and the cell door. You'll sprint fifty meters to a slide puzzle, where you'll have to slide the pieces to take out the big piece with the final key that will unlock your final member. Then you'll sprint a last fifty meters to the finish line. Winners get a key and a map to where your reward is, which I'm sure you'll all like. Oh, and you'll decide who wears which locks, although you won't know what each key belongs to. Make sense?" The players paused, then nodded. "Okay, you'll be locked in. Head to the start. Wait for my go."
All members of Cataquala participated, while Birdo and Toad sat out for Pintaso, and Kammy and Bowser sat out for Nokatan.
"For reward, survivors ready?" Jeff Koopa asked, but it didn't matter. He'd still yell, "GO!"
All of the players ran toward the first obstacle. Nokatan got a huge lead over the others because of all the fast members in their tribe. Pintaso was slightly dragging slower behind the others. At the belly crawl, Nokatan maintained their lead as Yoshi and Toadette crawled their way through as Daisy and Diddy were close behind, especially since they were all attached. Peach and Wario were on separate sides, which caused Luigi and Bowser Jr. to get tangled up.
"SERIOUSLY!" Luigi yelled as Peach and Wario realized they wouldn't get anywhere hating each other.
D.K., Mario, and Rosalina managed to get further ahead in the belly crawl, all the while Waluigi being dragged behind them. Nokatan got out first and headed for the high wall. They all stacked themselves on top of each other, for they couldn't push one over due to the chains. Toadette and Diddy were at the top, and climbed on Daisy and Yoshi and got over. Cataquala got out as Daisy and Yoshi went over, and roughly landed on the other side. Cataquala tried pushing Peach over, which cause her to be stuck in midair on the other side.
"OW! Ouch! Get...up!" Peach yelled through pain.
Pintaso got out of the belly crawl as Jr. and Luigi went over to relieve Peach and, through great struggle, pulled Wario up and over. D.K. got down and Mario got on top of him, pushing Rosalina and Waluigi over. Nokatan was at the final obstacle before the jail cell: the branch hurdles. They'd have to go over and under a series of confusing hurdles to get to the jail cell. Toadette got stuck behind the others with her chains as both Cataquala and Pintaso ran toward the hurdles. As Daisy scrambled to free Toadette, Cataquala serged ahead and made it to the jail cell. Wario and Luigi frantically started digging while Jr. tried to see if he could get the pole himself.
"NO CHEATING!" Jeff yelled as Jr. backed down and Pintaso finished the hurdles as Nokatan freed Toadette and started catching up lost ground. Everyone for Pintaso started digging frantically in the same spot as Nokatan strategically separated and digged for the first key. Back at the red cell, Wario found a key and scrambled to open his own locks. It failed as he tried Jr. and Luigi. Both didn't open as Peach snatched it from Wario, angry that he had chosen her last and unlocked her lock. As she started climbing up the dangling rope, Yoshi found a key and unlocked his lock. He soon passed Peach to get the other key and a pole, which unlocked Diddy. Rosalina found the first key for Pintaso which unlocked Waluigi.
"Damn it! I suck at climbing!" Pintaso sulked, figuring they'd lost the challenge.
Peach managed to get up and unlocked Wario, making sure to do him last. They grabbed the pole and dragged it to the post ten feet away. As they were steadily balanced, Nokatan's pole wabbled everywhere, knocking the key off. Daisy and Toadette took control and dragged the key slowly to their cell. All the while Waluigi barely managing to get two inches up the rope. Luigi managed to get the key and slowly pulled it back. He got it to the cell and unlocked the door and Bowser Jr. Cataquala was now running for the last key as Nokatan slowly dragged the key to the cell. Waluigi made a new record up the rope: four inches.
"Steady...steady...ok, got it!" Daisy cheered as she set herself free. Her tribe ran to the puzzle and caught up with Cataquala. It was a two way race to get the key out of the puzzle first and win reward. Pintaso had already given up as Waluigi, once again, slid down the rope.
Suddenly, one team managed to get out the key and unlock their final member as they all ran to the finish in victory.
"Nokatan wins reward!" Nokatan cheered, especially Kammy, which was a good thing, no, a REALLY good thing, as Bowser grabbed the map and key. Peach sat down in defeat.
"Okay, you guys follow that map to the reward. Others, I'll see you at immunity tomorrow."
Nokatan-Day 8
Kammy was running far ahead of the others, eager for the relaxing contents inside their hidden treasure chest. The other members were happy.
Bowser: I'm telling you! It was all an act to get concern and attention. She's still my vote for the future.
Kammy: I'm definitely feeling better, although I feel I may now be at risk of going home. I still hate Bowser.
"There it is, there it is!" Toadette cheered as she and her tribe ran to catch up with the quick Kammy. Diddy grabbed the key and inserted in the lock and...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH! YES! YES!" all the girls cheered as they saw their reward. Two blankets, pillows, toothbrushes, toothpaste, and soap. Oh, and shampoo.
Back at camp...
Everyone was out in the water, soaking their hair with the shampoo and brushing away the excess guck all over them.
"Aah, this is SO PERFECT!" Kammy cheered as the others laughed. Everyone was in extremely high spirits after winning again.
Diddy: We're on a roll! Totally! Seriously, I see us winning every challenges thus far. We'll be at the merge with six Nokatan, four Pintaso, and, like, zero Cataquala.
"I bet I can swim over to that mound in the ocean before you!" Yoshi dared to Daisy.
"Oh, bring it Bubba!" Daisy joshed as Bowser decided to count down.
"Three, two, one...green gophers go too early envying others...GO!" Bowser shouted as Daisy immediately swam off. Everyone looked back and noticed Yoshi still there laughing his head off. About twenty feet later, Daisy looked around and saw the others laughing at her.
"Hey! What the heck is up with that!" Daisy shouted as she swam back and splashed salt water in Yoshi's eyes.
Cataquala-Day 8
No one talked. No one moved. No one ate. No one blinked. No one breathed. Well, I guess I'm exaggerating, but you get the point.
Bowser Jr.: It sucks losing. I mean, we've only won a reward, but we're still two down. Still! It sucks completely! We just want to give up, but we can't!
Wario sighed. "Peach, I guess I'm sorry for making that remark yesterday. I wasn't thinking." Peach was shocked that Wario said such a thing.
Peach: I couldn't believe that Wario actually apologized for once! That's an incredible thing for him to do! Seriously, when I get home and update my Facebook, I'm gonna see if anyone has ever heard Wario apologize, because I certainly haven't!
Wario: Wait, what did I do again?
"You...mean it?" Peach asked confusedly as Wario nodded. "Okay, I forgive. That's very sweet of you to confess your sins." Luigi looked confused at how Peach sounded like she was talking out of the Bible. Jr., however, wasn't pleased as he pulled Luigi over for a private talk.
"Dude! They forgave! Our strategy's screwed!" Jr. complained as Luigi noted.
"Yeah, what do we do now?"
"We've got to get them going again. You know, cause some tension." Luigi was not happy with this.
"Heck no! If we get them mad at each other again, they're not gonna work together in the immunity challenge tomorrow. And I'm not ready to go down by three members!"
Luigi: I'm not losing this next challenge! No way! You can't make me do that! They'll suck and we'll suck and Jeff'll suck because he keeps having to talk to us at tribal council time after time again! No way!
Peach looked up at the sky and saw the sun setting in the distance.
"Well, I guess it's time to make some dinner!"
Pintaso-Day 8
The tribe was mostly angry at Waluigi. Well, Birdo and Rosalina were at least. The sun set with not much excitement as everyone got ready for bed.
"!"
"SHOO, SHWEEEEEEE!"
"NOOONNHA HOOOOOOOOOOWEE!"
Birdo, Rosalina, and Waluigi were all up, looking at the three snoring players by them.
Waluigi: It's been a long day. We're all tired, especially me, since I really screwed up in the challenge earlier. And we all want to get some sleep, but D.K., Mario, and Toad all just start snoring louder than the shot heard round the world! I mean, golly! Shut the heck up!
"Oh my gosh!" Rosalina whispered as D.K. snored again, louder.
"I can't believe Toad can make a sound like this!" Birdo commented as Toad made the loudest one yet.
"And people think that I snore!" Waluigi commented as all three snorers deafened the other players out of the shelter.
Birdo: I just wanted to wake them up and yell SHUT UP!!!
Mario: Wait, what are you saying I did?
D.K.: I guess I've had a slight snoring problem...
Toad: I snored?
Rosalina: I am so drowsy right now from all of them.
Cataquala-Day 9
Everyone woke up to a new day as they all went to tree mail, where they saw a test packet with the letters A, B, C, and D running along the sides in bubbles. Wario read it out loud.
A. What do you know about your home on the island?
B. Do you know enough to win the immunity?
C. Can all of you work together to know your safe for tomorrow?
D. Who will be the next person voted out of Survivor?
"That was...odd." Peach commented as the others headed back to camp. Luigi got up and made a speech.
"Guys, at this challenge today, we are a team. Period. No whining. We have to win this thing. Do any of you want to go home? No. I didn't think so. There ain't no way one more member is going home today. At all!" Everyone else cheered as they held hands and prayed for a victory.
Peach: Luigi's speech was very moving just now. I know in my hearts that we can win this thing.
Pintaso-Day 9
"Come on! Let's win this again!" D.K. cheered.
"Oh, and by the by, do you guys know you snore?"
Nokatan-Day 9
"You doing ok, Kammy?" Diddy asked.
"Yeah. Let's win this thing!"
Immunity Challenge
"Come on in!" Everyone came in to a huge waterfall, the historic one at Noki Bay. "I'll take back the idol for the second time again." Wario scoffed.
"Immunity is back up for grabs. This immunity challenge is a quiz about the very home you are living at right now. One by one, you'll be asked six questions. Each time you get a question right you'll step on a game space. For Cataquala, two of you will go twice. First two teams to get six questions right will win immunity. Decide the orders, wait on my go."
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"For immunity, here is your first question." Kammy, D.K., and Luigi went forward. "Isle Delfino gets it's name bacaused it is shaped like a...A, Dolphin, B, Whale, C, Tuna, or D, Cataquack." The players flipped through their paddles and revealed their answers: A, A, A. "A, Dolphin, is right. Each take a place." Everyone cheered as the tribes were at one each. Diddy, Birdo, and Peach went next. (Note: The order of the answers being revealed will be Nokatan, Pintaso, Cataquala)
"Question 2. Which of the following island shapes does NOT surround Isle Delfino? A, Sea Turtle, B, Jellyfish, C, Crab, or D, Starfish." They showed their answers: A, C, D. "Correct answer...D, Starfish."
"YES!" Peach cheered as Diddy and Birdo sulked back to the others. Next up were Yoshi, Waluigi, and Wario. "Question 3. The Piantas grew trees on their heads because...A, to keep out bugs, B, to keep out heat, C, to keep out rain, D, all of the above." Results: D, D, C. "Correct answer is B, to keep out heat. None of you are right. Go back."
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"Okay, here's where we're at. Nokatan has five, Pintaso has four, and Cataquala has four. Next up." Diddy, who had not gotten one right yet was up, along with Mario and Bowser Jr. "Question...oh, I've lost count. But anyways, what is the name of the giant eel who disturbed the area of Noki Bay?" Nokatan looked worried that they might be living near a threat. "A, Gringill, B, Eely Mouth, C, Tanooki, D, Eeldon." Results: A, B, B. "Correct answer is B. We're all tied." Diddy still was there, completely wrong, as Mario went for Pintaso, and Peach went for Cataquala.
"Next question. If you give a Yoshi a banana, it will turn what color? A, Green, B, Orange, C, Pink, D, Yellow." Results: C, A, D "Correct answer...C! Nokatan wins immunity again!" Diddy cheered as he grabbed part of the idol. "Okay, Mario and Wario, rivals, up to see who gets immunity. Question: Where is the Coconut Mall located? A, Serena Beach, B, Noki Bay, C, Pianta Village, D, Delfino Plaza?" Answers: D, A. (I made the answer up based on logic) "Two different answers. Let me tell you. One is correct. Correct answer...A! Cataquala wins immunity!" Wario sceamed, threw down the tablet, and ran back to his tribe victoriously. Mario returned in defeat.
"Pintaso, I'll see you at tribal for the first time. Head back to camp."
Pintaso-Day 9
Mario: It sucked losing. I don't like to lose. Especially when the blame is on me. I mean, seriously! I can't believe I missed that many questions about Isle Delfino!
Waluigi: Mario lost the challenge, which is odd, considering he's been her before!
"Guys, I'm sorry I lost the challenge today. But don't forget how Waluigi sucked at the reward." Waluigi was insulted.
Toad: Tonight either Mario or Waluigi is going home.
Tribal Council-Day 9
"Come on in and grab a torch, approach a flame. Fire represents life, and if your fire goes out, so do you." Everyone sat down.
"Let's get to the challenges. D.K., you've lost both challenges in a row. Do you feel like it's someone's fault?"
"Well, we can all be blamed for something. I mean, if it's not a challenge, it can be at camp, if someone loses the fish or ruins the shelter."
"Mario, you lost in the immunity challenge. Do you feel like you now have a weight on your shoulders?"
"I definitely feel guilty for losing, since I've been here countless times. But you shouldn't vote for someone because of one mistake they made."
"Rosalina, who do you think will be going home tonight?"
"The one who is weakest both physically and mentally. And that's one person." Camera shows Waluigi and Mario.
"Okay, it's time to vote. Birdo, you're up."
Votes For/Who Voted/Explanation
Waluigi: Mario "You sucked at climbing that rope. You gripe at us all. Honestly, we wouldn't miss you."
Mario: Waluigi "You're the reason we're here, dummy!"
?: Toad "This is the best move of the game."
Tick Tock Tick Tock
"Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes."
"First vote, Mario." Mario was nervous.
"Second vote, Waluigi." So was Waluigi.
"Waluigi."
"Waluigi. One more vote to be voted out." Waluigi shook nervously.
"...third person voted out of survivor, Waluigi. Bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken." Waluigi left without a word as the others got back to camp.
Final Words:
Waluigi: It sucks. I mean, seriously! Come on! I always end up the loser! Gimme a break!
Votes For/Who voted
Waluigi: Mario, D.K., Toad, Birdo, Rosalina
Mario: Waluigi
Next time on survivor...
The biggest and most twisting episode yet.
"Oh my gosh..."
A.N.: Finally! Sorry I didn't get it sooner. Been busy, you know, recovering! Anyways, I guarantee you'll like next episode. The plot thickens!