See disclaimer at the top of Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Next thing we knew we were standing in the former Evil Lair of the one and only Megamind.
"Minion?" came the frantic shout from the other room.
"Sir." he said happily. "I'm in here."
"Minion what happened you were right there and then." …he stopped staring. "Who is that?"
"Aha sir …this is a long story." Said Minion looking from Megamind to me and back again
He pointed at me. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "And what just happened in there?"
I actually stepped behind Minion putting him between myself and Megamind. He is a heck of a lot scarier in person when he is peeved that he is on the big screen.
"Now calm down. Sir I can explain." Minion said
"Calm down… calm down." He was getting aggravated
"Well you see." Started Minion
"We are in the middle of the most ingenious plan ever and you just take off to hang out with …. Whoever this this person is" he waved his arms around
"But I…" said Minion
"You are a dim witted create…"
I stepped out behind Minion. "O stuff a sock in it." I shouted.
Megamind froze so did Minion nether one was expecting that. "He was trying to tell you want happened if you give him the chance." They both starred at me. "Honestly if Jareth hadn't of" … There was a poof and of course there he stood "you bellowed my petit Poisson"
I closed my eyes and crossed my arms and looked at him. "O goodie…. hi Jareth." I said as sweetly as I could.
"I see you got him home." indicating Minion. "Such a good petit Poisson you are." he said
"Stop calling me that I'm not your petit anything." I said in an even tone.
He chuckled. "Keep telling yourself that."
Minion had edged back over towards Megamind who was staring at this exchange in shock.
"What's going on?" he whispered to the fish any previous frustrations forgotten.
"That's the man who did this." said Minion pointing towards Jareth.
Jareth walked over and was inches from me.
"I got him home… Ok; I'll try to write a story to make you happy… can I go home now."
He pinched my chin between his gloved thumb and fingers. "I don't think so… its time… I put you back in the water… where you belong my dear."
I looked at him in confusion "huh...What?"
And there was a flash like an explosion without heat or sound Megamind and Minion both covered their eyes against the brightness of it. Jareth could be heard chuckling. When they uncovered their eyes and blinked a few times Jareth was gone and at first it looked like I was too… till Minion gasped.
"Look sir." Megamind looked to where Minion was pointing on the floor was a fish.
Megamind scooped up the fish and looked at it. "She is alive. Quick get some water Minion."
I groaned but didn't open my eyes.
Later when I came to my head was killing me I felt odd all over what happened I said in a groggily voice
"Well we aren't sure exactly" said Megamind
"You ok" asked Minion
"I think so" I said trying to move I felt…glass…. What… I looked around "what's this? "
Megamind looked to his friend" well …."
"Am I in water?" I asked realizing what I was in
Minion came into view "well …umm…"
"What?" I asked looking at both in confusion
I felt movement as Minion picked up the ball they had put me and soon I was facing a mirror
"You're a fi…"started Minion. I screamed
Megamind shouted at me … "calm down"
"What the heck happened to me!" I just stared at the refection
"I don't know" Megamind said in a small voice
Minion piped up in a cheerful voice. "well at least you're a nice looking fish." He smiled "actually kind of pretty."
I looked at myself. "I'm a fish." I said I started to shake.
"She is in shock isn't she?" said Megamind.
"Afraid so sir." said minion looking back at Megamind.
