*awakes from coma*
Yowzers, that was unexciting WHOA WHAT THE HECK? *shot by several angry fans* ...aren't you glad I'm alive? *doubly shot*
Yeah...heh heh heh, ABOUT that...I failed. Remind me not to promise anything about updates again, because I ended up taking, what, five months to update this? *shot again* What? There was writer's block and summer vacations and mafia forum games and school and lack of Internet and more writer's block and a whole bunch more reasons. But guess what? I FINALLY managed to crank away at this and get this new chapter up! So please, feel free to enjoy...I understand if you have to reread the whole entire story to remember what happened...*shot*
Previously on Survivor...
Pintaso experienced a rough-going night, with the tribe complaining about their losses.
"Don't bring up what we didn't win!" Peach snapped.
"IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP OUT HERE?"
Rosalina clasped her hands. "You see, this is why we don't win any of the challenges.
But Nokatan didn't have a fun one either.
Huge storm clouds came in as Yoshi and Wario huddled around the fire trying to prevent it from going out.
"Holy..." Diddy exclaimed as part of the shelter flew on top of him.
Daisy got up to see what the problem was. Luigi went to help but tripped and knocked down the entire shelter.
As Nokatan regathered themselves...
"Wario, could you help me lift that one part?"
Pintaso remained divided, as Jr.'s idol became known and lost.
Birdo gasped at the carving Rosalina found. "OH MY GOSH! That's the idol, isn't it?"
"OW! Quit it!"
"It's my idol!"
It was a slow motion 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' as the tribe watched the idol fall into the ocean, never to be seen again.
At a 'cheesy' reward challenge, Diddy ended up injuring his ankle.
Pintaso turned a corner and had a head on collision with Nokatan, sending Diddy flying and bending his ankle in a weird way.
"Stop the game!" Jeff called out.
Diddy: It's a little sore, but I hope I can wear it off.
As the game resumed, Pintaso finished first and won a cheese feast and a visit to the reefs at Gelato Beach.
"Seriously try this cheesecake! My taste buds are texting me OMG!" exclaimed Birdo.
"Whoa! Look at that!"
"This is gonna make an awesome scrapbook!"
Meanwhile, both tribes we're both struggling and succeeding in making alliances.
"Well, I was thinking we two villains should form an alliance." With that, Bowser and Wario shook hands on the spot.
"You and I, final two doesn't look so bad for either one of us," Rosalina suggested with Peach listening.
Daisy: Luigi is not making any sense right now!
Birdo and D.K. sat in the shelter. "We need to set aside our differences and work together if we want to stay in this thing."
At immunity, Jr. smashed his coconut at Nokatan's target...
"WOO HOO!"
But he crossed the line...literally, so Nokatan won after he got disqualified.
"Jr.'s throw doesn't count. NOKATAN WINS IMMUNITY!"
After Nokatan celebrated, Pintaso remained gloom. Jr. found out that Peach was jumping ship.
Mario stared at him strangely. "Impossible. Peach is on our side.
Peach and Rosalina tried hard to get rid of Mario.
Peach: It's gonna be really sad when Mario goes home tonight.
And in a surprise deadlock vote, Peach left with the most past votes. Now, twelve remain. Who will be voted out...tonight?
Title theme plays.
Pintaso: Waluigi X, Toad X, Birdo, D.K., Rosalina, Mario
Nokatan: Kammy X, Yoshi, Toadette, Diddy, Bowser, Daisy
Cataquala: Luigi, Peach X, Bowser Jr., Toadsworth X, Wario, Dixie X
42 Days, 18 People, 1 Survivor
Pintaso-Night 18
The tribe arrived back at their camp. Some were obviously flustered by the fact that Peach had left. Everyone, however, was clearly distraught that they were on a losing streak, and the other tribe still had yet to lose immunity.
Mario: ...I am speechless right now. Jr. and I are so screwed, it's not even funny! Plus we've got this stupid losing streak going on, that I'm not even believing that we'll make the merge.
Jr.: I really didn't want to vote for Peach, but...she was ready to betray us. I mean, I guess I was for kicking my mama's butt! Still, Mario thinks Peach was with us, so I'm gonna just keep things under wraps about that...
"This sucks so bad," D.K. grumbled. "I mean, we are screwed as a tribe. They're impossible to beat right now! It's so stupid."
With that being said, Mario and Jr. went off to discuss their next move. "Well...we're going down the drain," Mario complained. "How philosophical: a plumber down the drain."
"Maybe not," Jr. reasoned, rubbing his chin. Mario continued listening, desperate for some sort of plan to keep them safe.
"You know Rosalina? She was in a hidden alliance with Peach-"
"But Peach got voted out, so if she didn't vote for...and Rosalina only got...so that means...but you...YOU LITTLE NASTY!"
Rosalina: I should've stuck with Birdo and D.K., but I went for Peach, and though I was certain it would work, either Jr. or Mario voted for her, or Peach was suicidal. Right now...I guess I'm the swing vote. They won't want to get rid of me, now that I'm needed. Amazing how things work out like that...
"Guys," Rosalina explained to Birdo and D.K., "I made a mistake in my loyalty to you guys by not voting for Peach, and instead working with her. Even though I wasn't against you by gunning for Mario, I apologize. Still together?"
Both of them nodded drowsily. A minute later, D.K. then perked up. "Wait, you were against us?"
Birdo then spent the rest of the night explaining how the votes had gone. Oy.
Nokatan-Day 19
Another day. Day 19. Whoopee. In fact, everyone on the Nokatan tribe was so enthusiastic after waking up on that beautiful day. Bowser trudged over to the kitchen area and smirked as he looked at seven thick bamboo holders on the side of the shelter.
Bowser: The second day we were marooned, we decided that we should build something that could keep our torches from falling or blowing away in a rough storm. Heck, we haven't even USED them! They're just collecting dust as we continue our winning streak! It rocks!
"We really should take those down," Bowser suggested as Daisy marched into the dining set to boil water. "Someone could easily hit one of them when walking. Besides, we'll have know use for them."
"And what gives you the instinct that we aren't gonna screw up this next mission, huh? Oh, thanks for jinxing it!" Daisy replied sarcastically as Bowser fumed.
"You seriously believe in that superstitious stuff?"
"No, I was just saying..."
"What? That you really do WANT to lose, and put the blame on someone else other than you!"
"Shut up, okay! Seriously! Golly! Just go away or something, ugg!"
Wario: Considering we're awesome winners, everyone should assume we're throwing parties, popping champagne all in merriment, but that ain't the case. I haven't been here as long as the other members, but I still know that with so many wins you get bored and then the fighting breaks out!
Even as Diddy and Toadette gathered coconuts, they could still hear the fighting on at camp, which, in fact, had been going on for quite a while, and not just between Bowser and Daisy over torch holders.
Toadette moaned and rolled her eyes. "As much as I want to keep up this winning streak of ours, I wish Wario could just shut up sometimes! I mean, he's lazy and likes to run his mouth motor 24/7!" she mouthed, hearing Wario talking in the background.
Toadette: In the game of Survivor, you get put with people that you have tons of differences with and have to work together to survive. But not everyone's gonna get along and all! You have to live with these people for six weeks, and you aren't exactly the best of buds all the time!
"It'll be fine...I just have a gut feeling that they're gunning to get us out," Diddy explained as Toadette threw down another coconut. "My ankle clearly didn't help the situation from ceasing. But we might be able to sway Luigi on our side still, considering he's everyone's swing vote in this game. Of course, you could say our main enemies right now are Yoshi and Daisy, considering we have our own separate alliances...that leaves Bowser, maybe. I'm so lost as to what we should do."
"You know, this game really stresses me out," Toadette confessed as Diddy rubbed his head warily. "You're forced to make it six weeks while dealing with annoying people, competing in challenges, figuring out how to stay longer, let alone just survive with near nothing, and prevent yourself from going absolutely crazy!" She began to breathe rapidly, so Diddy had to step in and calm her down.
"And the fact that those coconuts are smashed ain't so 'smashing' either."
Luigi isolated himself from the rest of the tribe that day, pondering on what his plans for becoming the sole survivor should be. He spent a good deal of time tracing his finger through the grains of sand, speaking to himself what motives he should use.
Luigi: I'm an outcast in this game. And it's all my fault for being one! I had a shot with Daisy and Yoshi, but clearly blew that socket. And I took Diddy's two cents and let them go to waste. Right now, I have two options that have expired...but despite being 'second best' to my bro, Mario, heck, I sure as hell ain't gonna be striking out any time soon. I guarantee.
"Is Luigi...okay?" Yoshi whispered as he and Daisy continued glancing at him from inside the shelter.
"He seems pretty upset, you know, about the whole 'screw-up' deal. He's still on our side, right?"
Daisy: Luigi...gosh, like I haven't stopped talking about him, and to think he has the huger crush on ME. But right now, he's the MVP to this tribe...everyone wants him to align with them. He probably has zillions of thoughts crowding his brain right now, and I'm just hoping he chooses ours. But come on! I can't believe he's confused when we've already assured him that he's in our alliance! It's pretty hectic here at camp, I'm telling you.
Suddenly, Daisy was caught off guard as Luigi jumped up and pounded his fist in the air, beaming brightly as he trotted off down the beach. Yoshi raised an eyebrow.
"Okay, that was unexpected."
Luigi: I got this thing! I'm pulling him out of the closet, putting him on, and going straight toward victory. Mr. L has returned, baby!
Pintaso-Day 19
Not a sound was carried by the wind that afternoon. The entire tribe consisted of tired, drained players all frustrated with themselves for different reasons. Er, the one obvious reason.
Birdo: I am undergoing so much stress right now. My head is clogged, my eyes are watering, but that's not the big deal. The point is our tribe is so divided that you can't even tell who's with who anymore. I mean, Mario and D.K. have their little arguments, and then when we eat we always disagree over something about the cooking. And a house divided cannot stand, so we're losing in challenges right and left.
Mario and D.K. were seen pointing fingers at each other as Rosalina rubbed her head and sighed.
"And if YOU had been here when the stove ran off instead of making Rosalina-"
"Well, Mario, I had to go help YOU before you ruined every single banana!"
"Well, I actually went and got them because YOU are obsessed with them!"
"Not until YOU went and did that!"
"UURGH!" Rosalina grunted exasperatingly as she kicked the pot next to her and stormed out with her hands covering her unwanting ears. When she was certain to be out of sight, the two continued their insane argument.
D.K.: I can't stand Mario. He's different than me in every way, not hinting at the fact about our past together. We argue, we fight, we clench fists. It's nuts! And losing does not help, like I haven't mentioned that the past eleven interviews...
"I am nauseous of how smug D.K. feels about himself all the time," Mario explained to Jr. who rolled his eyes at yet another 'I hate D.K.' conversation. "I mean, he does sasquach around camp, and whenever someone else does something, he tells them they're doing it wrong. AND HE HASN'T EVEN COOKED A BANANA BEFORE! HE JUST EATS THEM!"
"Dude, I get it, okay! Yeesh, don't shout it out to the whole neighborhood-"
"We're on a frickin' island in the middle of nowhere for goodness sakes."
"THERE'S ALSO AN APE HERE CALLED DONKEY KONG!"
Bowser Jr.: This game screws up everything, it seems like. Your friendships, confidence, physical ability, mind, all down the drain! Everyone bickers, everyone complains, everyone's tired, and everyone's so overly stressed on what to do! It sucks, it really sucks! And yet we're all greedy over a million coins...although I really do want a million coins...
Birdo deplicted Rosalina's emotions when she stormed into the shelter. "So...what now?"
Rosalina groaned. "Oh, just everyone on our tribe hates each other, and we're gonna be warped away one by one because we're so DIVIDED!"
"Tell me something that I don't know."
Rosalina: I'm trying to stay positive. I'm trying to be like the mother for this whole group, considering that's what Birdo does but isn't doing very well. I just look at the stars at night and remember all my dear Luma friends back home, and that helps me...plus, I just leave whenever the topic turns to insolent bickering. Hence I'm alone a lot.
"Dang, Toad's idea actually might have been good..."
"Like THAT'S gonna help right now."
Nokatan-Day 19
Diddy kicked a rock with his good foot as he trudged back down the beach towards camp. He plopped down right next to Toadette who adjusted her skirt before sitting back down.
Diddy: My alliance with Toadette doesn't have much progression in it. Neither of us have made any game-changing moves at this point, and when you're nearing the merge, you have to in order to make it there. The only reason that the two of us are still in is because we have yet to lose an immunity challenge. We aren't gonna keep winning forever, that I know.
"So..." Diddy began as Toadette scratched her bugbites on her right shoulder. "I'm thinking you and I need to start strategizing if we want a shot at getting any further." Toadette remained silent as Diddy nodded and continued watching the waves arrive at the shore closer and closer.
"...we need to reel Luigi into our alliance."
"How are we gonna do that Diddy? I mean, we tried once, but he's just being unresponsive AS USUAL..."
"Maybe we can get people to vote for him?"
"Get people to vote for the person who doesn't have a sprained ankle or compete in challenges well?"
"What is Luigi up to anyway?"
Toadette repositioned herself as Diddy sat up and watched a green figure walk down the beach. The person's expression showed pleasure and satisfaction as he marched further down the beach, kicking a rock along the way...
Meanwhile...
Yoshi was relaxing by the springs, also checking to make sure that his idol remained safe and sound over there. Daisy was smashing a coconut nearby and slurping down it's milky juice afterwards. Less than a hundred feet away, the figure and green came to a halt as he tapped and unexpecting Koopa on the shoulder, causing him and an obese human to jump. The figure instantly provided them with this epic statement:
"I want in."
"In on what? The shelter, ya melon?" Wario grunted.
"You know very well what I'm talking about. I want to be a part of your alliance."
"...alliance? Since when have I been in an alliance...er, I'll drop the act. Your beef on the matter?" Bowser pondered in a doubtful tone.
"You know that you need me. Daisy and Yoshi are in an obvious power alliance, and Diddy and Toadette are definitely working together. You need a third person, you know, to overpower the other two groups. That's where I come in, hold you applause. The two groupies are likely gonna vote each other, so you need a swing vote to join one side and overtake the rest. Sound good?"
Bowser: I have no idea what just happened. Stupid plumber just waltzes up to me and wants to be in the alliance? Pssht, get real dude. It's a baddies only club! And you have to pass the oatmeal raisin cookie test to enter...wait, that's my henchmen...
"Sorry, bubba. What skills do you have for the group, you know, you don't strike me as 'evil' and such..." Bowser replied. Luigi raised his index finger for him to wait, as he steadied himself, planted his feet firmly into the ground, jumped high up into the air...and landed back as Mr. L.
Bowser and Wario both applauded and agreed to let him in. Just like that.
Luigi: I'm pulling it out of the closet, putting it on, and strutting the runway to victory, cuz Mr. L is back baby.
"So, Daisy first then?" Luigi asked as the new trio strolled back down the path. Wario nodded as Bowser almost tripped over a random vine. When all three of them were out of sight, Daisy darted out of the bushes and as fast as she could to Yoshi.
Pintaso-Night 19
Mario whacked a coconut to release his anger towards the game. He was definitely acting like a loser to the viewers, but that wasn't his fault. Birdo tossed and turned as she kept trying to get evermore rest.
"Mario! Can you PLEASE put a cork on your whacking?"
Mario rolled his eyes as he gave up his work and retired to the shelter. He angrily hurled the coconut towards Donkey Kong's head as he went back to sleep.
"There! Your dinner," Mario growled. Donkey Kong grabbed his head in pain as Rosalina ducked to avoid any other Unidentifed Flying Objects.
"What the heck dude? That's just messed up, man!"
"Well jeez, I'm sorry for getting you YOUR DINNER, since you, apparently, are way too lazy to do it yourself!
Donkey Kong: I swear that I'm coming down with something. Perhaps a case of Boastitis? Or maybe Mariotomy? Or Lord help me out here Mario's a freakin' idiot?
"Please tell me we aren't getting into another fight..." Bowser Jr. whispered to Rosalina. Spoke too soon.
"KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY WILL YOU PEOPLE?" Birdo butted in with pure rage in her tone.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Mario and Donkey Kong yelled in unison.
"Well jeez, he throws a coconut and you guys start arguing?" Jr. snapped.
"He just threw a coconut at me! WITH the milk inside of it!"
"SO YOU BLAME HIM FOR GETTING YOU YOUR DINNER?" Rosalina yelled.
"SO YOU BLAME HIM FOR GETTIING HIT BY A COCONUT?" Birdo shouted.
"YES I AM! MAYBE WE SHOULD LOSE YET ANOTHER CHALLENGE SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOUR BIG HEADS AGAIN!"
"BECAUSE YOU'D BE ELIMINATED IN TWO SECONDS FLAT WHICH WOULD JUST. BE. PERFECT!"
Everyone but Bowser Jr. stormed out of the shelter despite the fact it was the middle of the night. Jr. passed out from all the non-stop arguing.
Bowser Jr.: This entire tribe could get put in the Gennuis Book of Records as the Worst Survivor Tribe in history, if not Loudest Gropu of People. This is nuts.
Birdo: Hopefully I die during the night so I don't have to be with these people in the morning. I hate this stupid tribe.
Nokatan-Day 20
Toadette emerged from the beaten-down shelter, stretching her limbs as she stumbled out into the sunlight. Bit of a windy night last night, which didn't help the sleep situation. Toadette decided to simply skip over to tree mail to retrieve the notice. Her hand dug inside and grabbed a note containing this:
The game is nearly halfway complete.
Through struggle and hardship and near defeat.
With the stress overpowering, your memories seem weak.
But you'll need to focus to win a reward that's soooooooooo not bleak.
"I swear, who writes this stuff?" Toadette muttered as she darted back to the camp.
Toadette: Winning the reward challenges are crucial. By winning, you have an upper hand over the other tribe that they get nervous and frustrated come immunity. Not to mention, they're usually pretty awesome.
"Looks like it's a mental one," Toadette pondered as she and Diddy gazed at the note. "You guys ready for this?"
"Ready then I'll ever be," Luigi replied cooly. Daisy bit her lip.
Daisy: After finding out that Luigi is working with the villains, I'm scared. There's three main alliances in this tribe, and it's important to have the numbers. Hopefully we'll win yet ANOTHER challenge so I can...'talk' to Luigi...
"You guys ready to be beastly in yet ANOTHER challenge?" Bowser smirked sheepishly. Yoshi resisted the urge to roll his eyes at this, even though he knew it was sorta true.
"Move it," Wario ordered as he pushed Yoshi aside to put on his shoes. Yoshi didn't resist the urge to do so anymore.
Reward Challenge
"Come on in guys," Jeff called casually as the seven blue members arrived at the grassy hill. They appeared to be anxious but confident (with maybe one or two overconfident). The exhausted and worn-down red team tumbled in, one member shorter than last time.
"Take your first look at the Pintaso tribe. Peach, voted out at the last tribal council." Nokatan seemed greatly surprised at this development.
"All right, congratulations to you guys for survivng the first 20 days. Nearly three weeks you've been out here. The game is almost halfway over. Stress from the game started to do you in?" A bunch of players nodded in agreement.
Jeff's grin stretched from ear to ear. "In order to win today's reward, you'll have to put all outside distractions away in order to focus and concentrate with a tad bit of ESP." Question marks appeared over everyone's heads. "One by one you'll each go out into this field of 38 rock covers. You'll remove the cover to reveal an item. You'll then have to pick up another cover in hopes of a match. If they match, you score a point for your team. If they don't, the covers go back on and you go back to the end of the line. First team to 10 points wins reward. Wanna know what you're playing for?" Nods.
"You'll take a scenic hike..." Cricket cricket. "...up to Pianta Village where you'll spend the rest of your afternoon in leisure at the hot springs." Everyone started screaming with excitement. "All afternoon you'll enjoy massages, hot tub, dessert, and special toothbrushes. Worth playing for?"
"YES!" the tribes exploded.
"All right then, we'll draw for an order. Since there is no advantage to having more members, no one will be sitting out from Nokatan."
"Pintaso won the coin toss, so Bowser Jr. will be going first." Jeff called out as he sat perched above his stool.
"First time they've ever really won anything," Wario muttered to Bowser.
Bowser Jr. scuttled over to a random cover. He lifted it to find a banana. He hesitated and picked another cover, only to find out it was a dolphin figurine. No match.
Daisy strided towards the field as she scooped up a cover to reveal a hula skirt. She simply raised the next one to find out that it was another banana. She gasped. No match.
Birdo remembered exactly where the banana was as she revealed the one Daisy just did. Birdo waltzed over to another rock. To her dismay, it was a chile pepper. No match.
Luigi grinned as he revealed two bananas for a pair. 1 Match
Mario sighed as he randomly popped open one rock. Chile Pepper. He tried to remember where he'd seen it before and opened a random lid. Match. 1 Match
"1-1. This will be interesting..." Jeff remarked as the tribes continued this format.
Ten minutes later, the score was tied up at 4-4. Bowser went up for Nokatan as he found a sunflower. He started to slightly tip open one rock but quickly moved on to another. Jeff called him out on that though.
"Bowser, you are disqualified from the challenge," Jeff stated.
"What? Ug," Bowser groaned as he stormed his way over to the bench. Donkey Kong smirked as he made a match with two sunflowers. 5 matches P, 4 mathces N
The score began to go up for both tribes as time grew on and on during the challenge. Toadette was up for Nokatan as she flipped over a dolphin figurine.
"That's where that was," Toadette mumbled as she made yet another match, causing the score to raise to 7-8, with Pintaso leading.
"Only eight covers remain," Jeff announced as Rosalina shook off the nervous feeling and uncovered a conch. She tried to remember where she last saw the other one and made a random guess, only to realize it was a coconut.
Diddy Kong hobbled over as he easily uncovered both of the conches. Score was tied at 8-8.
"Six more..."
Realizing that this one move could change the whole challenge, Birdo made her move carefully. She closed her eyes and uncovered a bottle. The dino facepalmed as she began trying to remember where she'd seen it before. She chose a cover and began to take it off...
Only to realize it was the coconut.
Knowing that victory was in hear grasp, Wario threw his garlic behind and uncovered the coconut. He easily trotted over to another cover at found the other. Score was now 9-8.
"One more for Nokatan to win another reward!"
Bowser Jr. knew that if he got this one right, Nokatan would automatically win. He decided to play it strategically as he purposely uncovered a bottle. He opened the one next to it, knowing it was the bottle, but was shocked to find out it was the final sunflower.
Yoshi took the honors of synching the final two cones.
"NOKATAN WINS REWARD...AGAIN!" The blue tribe screamed with joy as Bowser Jr. laid on the ground in defeat. Donkey Kong kicked a rock as Birdo and Mario simply stared at their shoes. Rosalina sat on her knees wiping away oncoming tears.
"I'm just so tired of losing," she sobbed as Birdo tried her best to comfort her ally.
"Nokatan, you'll be leaving for Pianta Village right now. The trail's up that way. As for you Pintaso, I have nothing else to say except for have a safe trip back to camp." The two tribes despersed in opposite directions.
Nokatan-Day 20
"So, we head off down this path for about...eh?" Diddy wondered as he glanced at the map they were given. Wario grumbled something about no transportation and continued to let everyone understand his sour feelings towards this predicament.
Diddy Kong: I swear, all Wario does is grumble when the tiniest little specks of whatnot in life that aren't 100% perfect and completely avoids all the possible bright spots in life. I swear, that guy has to have everything his way in life. It's amazing he's actually survived out here so far.
"Lemme see this for a sec," Daisy ordered as Diddy willingly handed her the map. He sighed as Bowser caught up and collapsed on a nearby rock, clearly exhausted.
"I swear, you can't even give us a golf cart or something?" Wario groaned. Bowser agreed with him there as everyone else fumbled around with the map.
Wario: Seriously? A three-mile hike after beating our BUTTS off in an extremely physical challenge that I burn muscles trying to dominate in, to go GET the relaxation we want? Oh, I get it. Get us even more strained so the camera has more spa action to record. I get it.
Toadette rolled her eyes as she and Yoshi continued to chart off where the heck their reward was. Luigi grinned sheepishly as he casually slipped through their hold and snatched the map. He winked at the group as he marched onward through the dense hike. Daisy blinked repeatedly as the group groaned and followed suit after the plumber. If Daisy had any chance of reforming Luigi, it would have to be soon.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Both of the girls sprinted as they saw the luxurious resort in sight. The hot springs of Pianta Village appeared from the horizon. Their afternoon in paradise was about to begin.
Daisy: So, we mess around with the map, trying to find this stupid place, all the while Wario continuing to grumble as expected, and suddenly we just get weak at the knees and RUN!
Toadette: There was this marching line of beach chairs and massage tables and a hot tub and a sauna and these masses of foam and cucumbers and towels and chocolate and AAAAAAH! Best reward ever. EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEver!
"Welcome to Pianta Village," an energetic Pianta woman greeted as the group ran to their chosen areas. Toadette, Daisy, and Wario immediately ran over to get a massage from the 'professionals' as the famous Doot Doot Sisters doot dooted in the background.
"Oh yeah sweet mama," Diddy exasperated as the Pianta gal pounded on his back. This didn't LOOK relaxing, but looks can fool. Toadette, meanwhile, couldn't resist giving a wink or two to her personal masseuse. You had to admit, this was peaceful.
Bowser took off his shell for the first time on this beach. He shrugged as he prepared himself for a massage. His hired Pianta, however, flexed his knuckles over Bowser's head. Bowser gulped as he began to get crushed by the force of manhandling. His table nearly tipped over as he continued to get beaten and beaten by the obviously furious Pianta. Yoshi resisted from bursting into laughter. In fact, the only thing that prevented him from doing so was that he was strapped to his bench with an avacado wrap. His TONGUE resisted devouring his face off from the fruity facial.
Daisy noticed as Luigi headed over to the hot tub alone from the rest of the group. He needed time to think as he popped on the jets. Daisy bit her lip roughly and got up from her pedicure to waddle over to wear he was. She could get it redone soon enough. Now was a time for strategy.
"HEY THERE!" Daisy shouted as she tackled and pushed Luigi to the side of the hot tub. He immediately jumped as he realized it was only her and settled back down.
"Hey...Daisy," he mumbled as he climbed out of the tub and mosied back over to the massage benches. Daisy frowned as her get-go tactic failed on her. Time for Plan B.
Daisy: Knowing that having Luigi on our side will give Yoshi and me ultimate power in this game, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to ensure that Luigi trusts me. Whether he likes it or not. And I know it won't be pretty.
Yoshi groaned as Daisy gave him a suggestive nod. He knew she was up to something. Luigi was currently receiving a hot stones treatment. As the Pianta left to give Wario his required chocolate, Daisy swooped in and flung off the hot stones, wincing in pain as she did it. Luigi's back had a slight burn mark as he to yelped. Daisy placed her index finger to her mouth as she climbed on the side of Luigi. Luigi gave her a strange look as she began to rub his neck. Luigi mumbled something under his breath as Daisy continued to give him a massage.
Yoshi: After finding out Luigi's working with the fatsos, Daisy's been pulling out all the stops...maybe a little TOO much on them though...
"So how are you feeling?" Daisy asked as Luigi sulked his head into his pillow.
"Like my neck is having a party."
"Ha, funny. Just like you. Always cracking the jokes out..."
"Where are you going with this-"
"Shh. Let ME do the talking here," Daisy ordered as she continued to make his neck want to suicide. Luigi eventually caved in and listened to what Daisy had to say about the alliance deal. He, of course, denied it.
Daisy: Knowing that Luigi could be my last hope at staying in, I did whatever I could, but can I trust that? Not one bit...and please tell me you didn't rec-
The sun began to set in the distance as the relaxed sevensome headed back to camp fully refreshed from the reward.
Pintaso-Day 20
Silence. No one said a word as the group of five threw down their packs in defeat. Only the waves and the sound of frustrated people breathing could be heard as each person isolated themself from the group.
Rosalina: *teary* It's heartbreaking losing as badly as we do. It really is! I mean, what's the point of even being out here if all you do time after time again is lose lose lose? Exactly. There IS no point. I'm at the end of my rope right now before ultimate breakdown, because this is just crap.
Jr.: This is, what, the umpteenth time the other tribe has walked away with the victory? The victory we all dreamed of accomplishing? This is a tribe of losers. I don't deserve such negative energy when I'm out here. I deserve a breathtaking experience and doggone it how do you get one when you can't even get anything done? It's not fun playing anymore, if all you do is just LOSE!
"Dude, what the heck is so wrong with us?" D.K. outbursted. Birdo weakly plopped herself inside the shelter and threw a pillow over her head. No one had a response to D.K.'s statement. Everyone remained somber for the moment until Rosalina snapped.
"Why the heck do we always end up losing every single piece of NOTHING? I mean we were SO CLOSE to winning that day where we could actually relax for a while and not be emotionally deprived come every single challenge?" Mario hesitated to respond to that.
"Because we lack communication," Birdo announced. "We argue over rice, we argue over coconuts, we argue over politics going on outside the game, and we argue about arguing. Heck, I argued with D.K. when I didn't even know the information about him not having an idol!" Jr. and D.K. both glare at Birdo. "Face it, until we start acting the way an actual team should, they might as well preorder Nokatan rewards."
"Well, in some circumstances, teamwork isn't even an option when people on our tribe act like arrogant beefheads," D.K. muttered.
Mario: Everybody knows I hate D.K. Everybody knows D.K. hates me. So, it's apparently MY fault that we're losing. Oh, I get it.
Mario blew a fuse. "Dude, I seriously hope you weren't referring to me just now. Because you can just-"
"What IS this? Exhibit A?" Rosalina sputtered deliberately. "Exactly! Just because there are different alliances here and we don't always get along with everyone as easily doesn't mean you should just throw in your slimy towel and call it a day. No, what you do is learn some maturity and get along!"
Jr. rolled his eyes. "Look who's talking. Plus quite a few of us need you to define what the definition of maturity is."
"You just zip your mouth you prick-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO! URG, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" Rosalina exclaimed as she abrupty stormed out of the camp, eyes nearly drenched with tears. Nobody spoke to each other for the rest of the afternoon.
Birdo: So after the reward fail challenge, everyone just lets loose all emotions and haywire ensues. Oh wait, doesn't that normally happen already? And then here comes the nice rainy evening, which does poorly to wash away all our hatred.
Thunder and lightning struck on the horizon as the tribe huddled inside the shelter. Not nearly evening yet, which made matters worse.
D.K.: If we don't get our act together and soon, we might as well snuff out all of our torches in this rain.
Nokatan-Day 21
"What a...mucky morning," Toadette proclaimed as she judged the sky. She looked back at her camp and noticed everyone sleeping like logs.
Toadette: Everyone sorta slept in this morning after such a stress-relieving reward challenge. Hopefully we can channel that energy to win another immunity challenge. So, I figured I'd do what I normally did and whip up breakfast for the team.
Toadette lifted the lid off the pan and began to boil water. She proceeded to put on her sweatshirt as an ocean breeze whistled by her face. Three weeks in she and her tribemates had lasted. Even if her tribe ended up losing an immunity for once and she was sent packing, she wouldn't mind. She'd accomplished one of her goals. Smiling, she poured the rice on the pan and proceeded to cook. She yawned and-
"BOO!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Toadette's scream could be heard for miles away as the members of her tribe jolted awake at the noise. Birds flew through the air in rapid haste to escape possible danger.
Toadette: But of course Wario the big fat bully has to come waddling up on his behind to scare the living daylights out of me!
"What the heck was that for?" Toadette interrogated as she threw the lid back off the pan. Wario shrugged and proceeded to pick his nose as Daisy stormed out of the shelter.
"What the heck WAS that for?" Daisy fumed.
"What the heck was that for?" Wario mimicked. "Geez, it was just a practical joke to enlighten the mood. Sorry if you sissies are to chick enough to handle it." Luigi groaned from inside the shelter.
Luigi: Just like back at Cataquala. I swear, Wario really needs to think before he speaks or else we'll be screwed.
Due to several expletives and beatings, the camera crew have felt it best to skip this scene.
Diddy Kong: I swear Wario's brain is just filled with garlic or something. He's such a freakshow to our tribe. You know, I actually WISH we could go to tribal council for once and vote somebody out!
Wario: Toadette is the biggest crybaby I've ever met. Upset about every little harmless joke. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...bla bla bla...
Meanwhile, Luigi whistled a tune to himself as he strolled down the path to treemail. He had confidence in his decision to join the bad guy alliance. As he prepared to open the box, Yoshi zoomed by him, nearly knocking Luigi over to grab the clue.
"Dude? WHAT the heck was that for?" Luigi growled as he punched Yoshi in the shoulder. Yoshi winced and glared at him, surprised such a 'wimp' could cause such a blow.
"Dude? What the HECK was that for?"
"You tell me! You came running out of nowhere and threw me down just to read a freakin' clue!"
"So that's a reason to punch me?"
Yoshi: Ever since Luigi joined the 'dark side', he's practically grown a personal 'dark side'.
"BOWSER! GET OUT OF THE SHELTER!" Diddy announced as the Koopa King darted awake.
"Whoa man! What the heck was THAT for?" Bowser griped as he burned Diddy with his flames.
"OW! OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?"
Bowser: Our tribe right now sucks. I don't care that we're unbeatable in challenges, because at this point I want my dang torch to vote the nuisances out!
Pintaso-Day 21
Three weeks you've lasted in this game
Through hunger, alliance, hardship, and rain
Bump set spike to ensure your survival
As the loser will be sent packing at tribal
Birdo sighed as she read over the challenge clue. Volleyball it seemed like. Just another chance for the Nokatan tribe to win again and send another one of them home...
Birdo: What's the point in trying to feel happy and confident if all it does is wear you down harder when you lose? I mean, Nokatan's definitely gonna win this challenge again. They always do.
"I used to play volleyball in high school, if that helps any..." Rosalina admitted. Nobody was in high spirits that morning as storm clouds began to form over their beach. D.K. looked up at the clouds.
"What is this, a sign that we're gonna be screwed at the challenge today?" D.K. stated. Mario just heaved a sigh and continued staring at his boots.
"Well, might as well head out to the challenge. Hopefully we can actually perform well and try our hardest," Jr. declared. His tribemates shrugged and began the rainy hike to the challenge.
Jr.: I know that odds tend to be against us in the challenges, but I still always want to try my hardest at everything I do. It's just the way I am. Win or lose, I'm giving it my all.
Immunity Challenge
"Come on in guys!" Jeff called out as rain clouds continued brewing on the horizons. The twelve survivors arrived on their selected mats, for the most part eager to start.
"I'll take that back from you Yoshi," Jeff proclaimed, removing the idol from Nokatan's possession. "Immunity is back up for grabs. Raindrops began to drizzle on the players.
"For today's immunity challenge, you'll be playing a standard game of mud volleyball. One by one five of you will be on each side of the net. One player from a tribe will serve the ball. If you don't serve it over the net, you get one more shot, but if you miss the second time, other tribe gets a point. Goal is to get the ball over the net and on the ground inside the playing field. If the ball goes out of bounds or hits the mud on your side, the other tribe gets a point. First tribe to get five points wins immunity. Make sense?" Everyone had already nodded at already knowing the rules to volleyball. "...okay then. Nokatan, who's sitting out?" Wario and Yoshi raised their hands.
"Okay, lets get set up. We'll start on my go." Thunder nearly drowned out Jeff's voice.
"Serving first for Nokatan is Diddy! Survivor's ready...GO!"
"SERVICE!" the chimp called out as he ninja spiked the ball over the net. Rosalina scrambled through the mud to return the hit as Mario spiked it back over. Diddy bumped the ball, allowing Luigi to set it and Daisy to spike it back over the net. Both Birdo and Jr. darted for the ball, but collided in the mud as the volleyball hit the ground. D.K. facepalmed.
"NOKATAN GETS A POINT!"
D.K. prepared to make his serve as he threw the ball in the air. He nearly put Captain Falcon to shame as he punched the ball over the net. The ball soared through the air for a short time before Toadette almost hit the ball. Thankfully she didn't, for the ball went out of bounds."
"NOKATAN SCORES TWO-ZERO!"
"Gah, come on!" Jr. groaned as Toadette lined up the ball. Her braids got in the way as the ball meakly rebounded off the net. She prepared to redo her serve, which also didn't connect.
"PINTASO GETS A POINT TWO-ONE!"
Birdo sneezed as the rain really began to pour on the court, making the mud even wetter and harder to travel through. She used the mediocre serving technique to hurl the ball over the net. Daisy dived to hit it as Bowser tripped through the mud. Diddy clambered and sent the ball back over the net as Jr. returned the shot. The two of them continued setting the ball over the net until Jr. jumped too soon as the ball hit the ground.
"NOKATAN SCORES THREE-ONE!"
"URRRG!" D.K. growled as Luigi prepared a serve. His had a nice curve to it and went deep towards where Mario was standing. Mario quickly took note of the ball and bumped it to Rosalina, who set it to D.K. who spiked it back over the net. Bowser struggled and failed to return the toss.
"PINTASO SCORES THREE-TWO!"
Jr. shook off the nervous feelings as he aimed where to hit the ball. Wario yawned on the sidelines as Jr. spiked the ball across the court, hitting Toadette square in the head. Unbeknownst to her, this caused the ball to ricochet over the net and past a concerned Rosalina.
"NOKATAN SCORES FOUR-TWO! ONE MORE AND THEY WIN!"
"GUYS! COME ON!" Birdo exclaimed as Bowser happily served the ball. He put a flame to it, causing D.K.'s hands to burn and drop the ball when it went over.
"YEAH BAB-"
"Whoa whoa whoa! POINT PINTASO FOR BOWSER'S FOWL PLAY!" Wario, Yoshi, Daisy, Toadette, Luigi, and Diddy sent daggers towards the King of the Koopas. Score was 4-3.
Mario judged the distance of the ball as he braced himself to slam it across. Knowing that the fate rested in his hands...literally, he served the ball...
Five Nokatan members collided as the ball touched the ground.
"MARIO LANDS AN ACE! WE ARE TIED FOUR-FOUR! WHOEVER GETS THIS POINT WINS IMMUNITY!"
Confidence began to ring through both tribe's minds as Daisy breathed heavily and served the ball...
Rosalina dived for it and sent it over, where Toadette returned the volley to Jr. who bumped it to D.K. who spiked it over the net to Diddy who narrowly hit it to Luigi who set the ball to Bowser who slammed it back over the net to Birdo who snatched the ball and passed it to Mario who sent it to Rosalina who used full force to hit it over the net and...
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"PINTASO WINS IMMUNITY!"
"YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES BABY!" Pintaso screamed as they cheered endlessly for the next few minutes. The rain clouds above the challenge area parted to reveal a tropical rainbow.
"Congratulations Pintaso, here's the immunity idol," Jeff proclaimed, handing the idol to a thrilled Bowser Jr. The Nokatan tribe smiled weakly as Jeff turned to them.
"Nokatan, I'll see you at tribal council tonight. Head on back to camp."
Both tribes migrated away from the mud court, one screaming with joy, the other indifferent in many ways.
Pintaso-Day 21
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Five people were very very VERY happy that afternoon. Pintaso cheered all the way back to camp where they proudly set their immunity figurine on the log post.
Mario: Words can't even suffice to describe how thrilled the five of use are right now. We've finally proven to the other tribe that we are not just the weak tribe that loses consistently. Winning immunity today was probably the greatest moment in three weeks out here.
"I'm honestly speechless right now," Rosalina admitted. "I can't believe we actually just WON that!"
Bowser Jr. grinned. "I can! Each of us was determined one way or another, whether we realized it or not, to win this challenge. Notice how agitated the Nokatan tribe seemed before, during, and after the challenge? Obviously something's up over there."
D.K. scoffed as he unpeeled a banana. "I'm gonna be really mad if they lost the challenge on purpose."
"Thing is they didn't. Because if they did, we would have won so much more easier than that." Birdo explained as the tribe each popped open a coconut.
D.K.: Before today, I was near giving up, which is something definitely not like me. It's not fun losing all the time, but win or lose we're a tribe, and I gotta stick with that. Still, winning really boosted everyone's spirits a few THOUSAND notches.
"Here's to Pintaso! May future victories definitely be in store along the way!" Mario toasted.
"Cheers!" The tribe each grabbed their coconuts and gulped down the sour milk in quick swigs.
"...now I'm gonna be throwing up all night," Birdo groaned as she clutched her stomach from the potent drink. Everyone laughed in merriment as Birdo excused herself for a moment.
"So who do you guys think is gonna get voted out tonight?" Rosalina pondered.
"I'm gonna guess my bro Luigi. He seems like he's struggling to come up with anything that can be seen as bold-faced strategic over there," Mario explained. Rosalina considered that was a possibility.
"I know who I wouldn't mind seeing go; Wario. He seems like such a pain, you know?" Jr. reasoned. The other four agreed with him.
"Although Toadette seems to be like the weakest link. Who knows?" stated D.K.
Birdo returned. "Well, frankly, I really don't give a care about who's going home. I'm just thankful that it's not one of us!"
"AMEN!"
Birdo: It's good to feel like a winner. It really is.
Nokatan-Day 21
The blue tribe's mood was like earlier that day; angry that they had let their guard down during the challenge.
Daisy: Well, we lost the challenge today. I'm not surprised after the constant bickering we had going on earlier today. We sorta gave the other tribe the win at our anger, and now we have to go to tribal for the first time ever and it sorta sucks.
"Well, we easily lost THAT challenge..." Toadette sighed as she and Diddy began to talk. "I'm just scared that I'm gonna be going home since I'm the weakest player in everybody's eyes."
"Wouldn't that be a reason NOT to vote for you? It's nearing the merge. You WANT people who are considered weak so you can win the individual challenges!" Diddy encouraged.
"You're probably right...I just can't shake the feeling that I'm screwed. Well, who do we vote for tonight?"
"Either Wario or Daisy. Wario's not liked by anyone here other than Bowser, and Daisy's a power threat." Diddy concluded. Toadette sighed as she struggled to decide what to do.
Toadette: It's sort of unreal in my mind. Not the fact that we lost the challenge but the fact we actually have to vote somebody out tonight is really perplexing to me.
Wario burped as he, Luigi, and Bowser met by the tree mail. Luigi blinked and tried to get rid of the sudden stench.
"So, wha'ts the game plan?" Luigi asked.
"Game plan? Well, the Lightnings, if they made the playoffs, have the advantage because they have Shroombert..." Wario rambled. Luigi facepalmed.
"I'm talking about the game, you idiot.
Luigi: Honestly, working with Wario and Bowser was a game-changing decision. Still, you gotta admit, they're both sorta lunatics.
"Well, Einstein, what do YOU think we ought to do?" Bowser snapped. Luigi rolled his eyes and casually leaned against a tree.
"Daisy's a high candidate in my opinion. She keeps trying to get me to allign with her. Sorta gets on my nerves," Luigi explained.
"I wouldn't mind her either because she's...er, never mind..." Wario muttered. Bowser nearly smacked him upside the head.
"Diddy wouldn't be bad either. He's sorta weak from his ankle, plus he annoys the living daylights out of me..."
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"...good talk, good talk..."
Luigi: *facepalms* I rest my case. Which means I once again have to be the vendetta for their decisions.
Wario: ...you rang?
Daisy sighed as she and Yoshi began shouting out possibilities on the hike to the springs. The floral princess was nervous that she was everyone's target to be going home tonight.
"If only I'd managed to get Luigi with us, then we might have had the numbers and now I could be going home..." Daisy groaned. Yoshi tried to calm down his partner.
"It's okay. Remember?" Yoshi explained as he began digging, soon revealing his hidden immunity idol. "We DO have the numbers. We've got the idol."
Yoshi: I really don't want to waste the immunity idol so early in this game, as come merge it'll be crucial to Daisy's and my survival in this game.
"Right, right...still, who should we vote for? Everyone kinda wants to vote everyone else out. You can't even guess who everyone's gunning for since we all sorta split into our three seperate groups..."
"Let's go through everyone. Yoshi, no. Daisy, no. Luigi, possibly. Toadette, likely not. Diddy, maybe. Bowser, also likely not. Wario, could be."
"Wario might be a good choice since a bunch of people are annoyed at him," Daisy reasoned. "Luigi has nearly all the cards in his hands, and Diddy's starting to get somewhere with his strategies...gosh, I didn't realize voting would be this hard!"
Daisy: In the end, Tribal Council sucks. You hope you vote for the right person all the while praying that it isn't you who's bamboozled.
The tribe began to pack their bags. Wario and Luigi grabbed their torches before heading out.
Tribal Council
"Come on in," Jeff replied cooly as the Nokatan tribe entered the sacred tribal sanctuary. "Grab a torch, approcah a flame. Didn't think I'd have to say this three weeks in, but fire represents life. Once your fire is out, so are you." He and the blue tribe sat down.
"Okay. Let's get right to things. Bowser, how does it feel knowing that this is the FIRST tribal council you guys have been to?"
"In all reality, it's pretty nerve-wracking Jeff. I feel like a toddler at his first day of school, confused as of what to do, who to go for, what decisions to make, et cetera."
"Toadette, are you surprised to be at tribal council?"
"Honestly, not really. Earlier today we got into a huge vendetta which could certainly explain our lacking of performance during the immunity challenge."
"Yoshi, is tonight's vote an easy decision, considering you've been with each other for a while now that alliances and groups have likely formed?"
"It's not easy. It never is. You could vote for the weakest link, the toughest competitor, the swing vote, the most strategic ally, the person nobody gets along with for their excessive immaturity-"
"You aren't referring to me when you said that, you'd better hope," Wario threatened.
"You threatening me? Please. You are the hardest person to get along with out here! You constantly whine about everything, you make crude and cruel comments, you're a lazy bum, and yeah, I think those are excellent reasons to vote for you!" Yoshi exclaimed.
"I second that," Daisy announced. Wario glared and whispered something to his allys.
"...wow. Luigi, by the looks of it, things really haven't been going well the past few days at camp."
"We're just a group of seven people who had luck in challenges. But our chemistry is starting to lower, and if we keep this up, we'll definitely be screwed."
Jeff looked at his watch. "Well then, with that being said, it is time to vote. Wario, you're up."
Voting Order: Wario/Diddy/Toadette/Daisy/Bowser/Luigi/Yoshi
Votes For/Who Voted/Explanation
Daisy: Wario "You tomboys need to learn to keep your mouth shut and stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Peace."
Wario: Toadette "Dude, nobody here likes you. You're mean, dominant, obsessive, and insane. Learn to get along with people, or learn not to cry like the loser you are when you go home."
?: Luigi "Simply my decision."
Tick Tock Tick Tock
"If anybody has the immunity idol and would like to use it, now would be the time to do so," Daisy slightly turned to Yoshi for help, but Yoshi shook his head. Daisy sweatdropped as she sunk back in her seat.
"Once the votes are read, the decision is final. Person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes." Everyone took a deep breath as Jeff opened the container and grabbed the first ballot.
"First vote, Daisy." Daisy bit her lip at the site of her cursive name.
"Second vote, Wario." Wario scoffed as Daisy panicked at the site of seeing her own vote.
"Third vote, Daisy." The princess turned to Yoshi who was also starting to get a bit nervous.
"Fourth vote, Yoshi." Daisy and Yoshi both looked at each other nervously.
"Fifth vote, Wario." Wario nearly let out an outburst.
"Sixth vote...Wario." Wario nearly raised a finger as Daisy began to hope that...
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"Sixth person voted off Survivor: Isle Delfino, Wario. You need to bring me your torch."
"Bah humbug," he sighed as he took a few seconds to get out of his seat. "Sealed the deal with my so-called 'fat mouth'. Why, I oughta-"
"Wario, the tribe has spoken," Jeff responded hastily, putting out Wario's flame. "It's time for you to go." With that, the obese Wicked Brother disappeared over the bridge. Everyone but Bowser sighed with relief.
"After an interesting first Tribal Council for Nokatan, Wario was chosen to go. Did your decision improve the chemistry between your tribe? We'll find out soon enough. Grab your torches, head back to camp. Good night."
The now six Nokatan members trudged back to their campsite through the exotic wilderness called Isle Delfino.
Confession:
Wario: *rambling* I really don't know what to say right now so I'm gonna go ahead and just say it that it was pointless in voting me out since everyone knows how awesome I am and they ought to worship me on their hands and knees BUT THEY DIDN'T so they are screwed over so badly and all I gotta say is I gotta say a bunch of things yeah Bowser do good without my epic quality of muscle there to take down the rest of the losers hope you win and I think I'm gonna pass out since I forgot to brea-
Votes for Who/Who Voted:
Wario: Diddy, Toadette, Daisy, Yoshi
Daisy: Wario, Bowser
Yoshi: Luigi
Next time on...Survivor!
With his biggest ally gone, Bowser begins to experience something new...fear.
"Listen, I just want to say that I definitely ought to be here because come merge..."
Luigi: I can just listen to him go on and on and on again about it. I. Make. My. Own. Decisions.
Pintaso begins to get overconfident.
"Let's win this challenge since we know we totally can now!
Birdo: We have so much higher spirits now. It's, like, impossible to lose.
And a game-changing confession.
"Wait, what's that note?"
*shot again for no good reason*
Okay, okay, okay. Sorry for taking forever. I'll try my hardest not to do that again. Anyways, dun dun dun! End of episode! Wario got voted out. (I bet no one is sad about this) Please leave a review! And if you so comment something like 'FINALLY YOU LIAR'...well, let's just say you might not live to see the next episode...whenever that may be...*shot* :P