Remember Me Kyle...
Chapter 3- For a moment.
Disclaimer: I don't own SP. I don't own the original idea behind this story (Ben Barrett does in a story called Remembering Stan), but form this chapter on, I control what happens in the story. I don't have the whole thing planned out yet, I'm just writing as I go along. So, It's been about a week since Kyle has woken up. He's going back to school so he can start the process of regaining his memory. Well, read on!
"AHHHHHH!" Yelled Kyle Broflovski pointing at Kenny McCormick with a very scared face.
"What is it Kyle?" Asked Stan
"You look like you've seen a ghost." Said Kenny, a sly snicker on his face.
"You!" Said Kyle as he continued to point. "I saw you die! You-you... What the fuck is going on here?"
"Kenny always comes back to life, you know that." Kyle stared at him.
"No I don't. Besides, that's impossible! It defies the laws of human exsitance!"
Stan sighed and held the bridge of his nose. 'That's right...' Thought Stan. 'Kyle wonldn't know this. He has amnesia.' Stan felt like and idiot. In any case, They were at the school. Normally, Kyle wouldn't be there, but after some testing, it was determined that Kyle remembered enough information to go back to school. It seemed that he remembered everything except his family, friends, him, and his entire life. Damn.
A big crowd was starting to gather around Kyle. Everyone wanted to know if he was okay and they wanted to test to see if he did in fact have amnesia. In any case, Kyle was advoiding Kenny and treating him like a germ. Now that Stan thought about it, Kenny's coming back to life might now have been so normal after all. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny had grew up with knowing that Kenny dies, Kenny comes back the next day. Except for that one time, when they were 9. But now, Stan was starting to wonder why Kenny was the only one who came back to life. Chef had died a few years ago, but he never came back. The crazy-bitch bus driver had died and never came back to life. His Aunt Flo, who was killed by a pet goldfish, had died and she never came back, although Stan was happy about this. And that one kid. He was British, not popular and they all picked on him.
"What was his name again?" Stan wondered outloud.
"What was whose name?" asked Kyle confused. Stan was the only one Kyle knew.
"I was just thinking how you said Kenny's dying and coming back to life wasn't normal. And, well, I learned something today. Even though we grew up knowing that Kenny will always come back to life, it turns out not everyone will come back. You know, like Chef, the crazy bitch and that British kid."
"You mean Pip." Said Damien coldly. Damien had come to South Park at the age of 8. At first he was always getting picked on, but because he turned Pip into a human firework, he finally became accepted. Damien had to leave after Cartman's party because his father, Satan, moved around alot. He had since come back, only to find the Pip was dead. He became really depressed and not even the goth kids wanted to hang around him.
"Shut up Damien." Said Cartman. Stan and Kenny stared at Cartman. They hated him. Some people still liked Cartman, like Butters, but no one else would associate with him. Stan stepped in front of Kyle.
"Well, well, well." Said Cartman with a smile on his face. "It seems the Jew survived after all. Guess I have to finish the job."
"If you want to hurt Kyle," Started Stan. "You'll have to go through me first! I won't ever let you touch him fatass!"
"Don't you think that's kind of rude Stan?" Asked Kyle. Kyle, of course, had no idea that Eric Cartman had tried to kill him about 2 weeks before.
"Kyle, this guy tried to kill you! He's the reason you have amnesia!"
"It's okay Stan. I can't even remember what happened. I don't even know who he is. It's not like I can hate or forgive him"
"Wise words Jew" Said Cartman. He smiled. 'Befriending the Jew and murdering him will be easier then I thought, now to get rid of Stan.'
"No Kyle, it's NOT okay!" Yelled Stan. "This guy chased you up to his rooftop, pulled a knife on you and hates your entire exsitance! Doesn't that mean anything to you?" Kyle thought about this. He wanted to say no, but he was afraid of what Stan would think. Stan was the only person he knew, other then his family, that he had a strong connection with. He still wondered why he called out to Stan like that the day he woke up. It made his heart ache when he saw Stan sad or upset.
"What's done is done. There's nothing you can do about it now."
"In other words, no, it doesn't mean anything to you that he tried to kill you, will try to kill you again, and that I'm trying to protect you." Stan looked away.
"No, I didn't mean it like that." Said Kyle on the verge of tears. Stan stopped. 'Damn. I made Kyle cry again.' He walked over to Kyle.
"I'm sorry Kyle, don't cry. It's just that Cartman pisses me off, that's all."
"His name is Cartman?" Stan smiled.
"Let me introduce you to everyone in the class. This fatass is Eric Cartman, but we all call him Cartman or fatass. Make as many jokes as possible about his weight and his ass."
"AY!"
"This is Kenneth McCormick, but everyone calls him Kenny. He always dies and come back to life the next day, except for that one time, but we'll talk about that later. This is Butters, he's a fag. This is Craig Tucker, ignore the finger, he gives that to everyone. This is Token Black, the only black kid in South Park, but he throws the BEST parties. Beside him is Clyde and beside him is Jimmy and beside HIM is Timmy.
"That's Damien, he's the anti-christ so DO NOT piss him off. That's Kevin and Dogpoo,and..."
"Dogpoo?"
"Yeah, long story. Anyways, this is my girlfriend Wendy Testaburger and her friends Bebe and Red. This is Dylan, the goth kid. Everyone calls him Red Goth though. We used to have a kid named Pip, but he died."
"When?"
"A few years ago, when we were 9. By the way, we're 13 now. I'm Stanley Marsh, but everyone calls me Stan, and YOU are Kyle Broflovski. Your friends include Me, Kenny and ."
"Who's "
"A piece of shit that lives in the sewers."
"That's mean!"
"No, you don't understand Kyle. Mr. Hankey is a piece of poo, that only comes out at christmas. At first you were the only one who believed in him, we even sent you to the phsyco ward, but then we saw him. You basically saved Christmas!"
"A piece of poo. Really Stan? You can't be more mature then that?"
"No, he's telling the truth." Said Kenny. "One time almost died when we had a film festival here. All of the upper-class food was backing up the sewers. You tried to bring him up to prove to the film makers that he exsited, but then he dried out. He revived, though, after eating one of Chef's salty chocolate balls and then covered the town in shit."
"Dude," Said Stan. "I thought you died before that when a bunch of people walked all over you."
"I did." Said Kenny. "But my ghost was there. I was always watching over the town."
"I see."
"Stan..." Kyle said. He tugged on the sleeve of Stan's jacket. "Does Kenny alway's come back to life?" Stan smiled at Kyle.
"Yeah, I guess." He said as he looked at Kenny. "Except for that one time."
"What time?" asked Kyle.
"One time, Kenny had Cancer. He died and didn't come back for a few months, almost a year actually. We need to fill the void left by Kenny, so we adopted Butters as our fourth friend. He didn't exactly fit what we wanted, so we held auditions for a new new fourth friend and made Tweek it. You haven't met Tweek yet because he's at the doctors today, but he'll be here tomorrow."
"You held auditions to replace Kenny?"
"We did, yes."
"So, if I had died, you would of just replaced me too. Nice to know you care about me Stan." Kyle started to walk out of the room.
"Wait, Kyle!" Shouted Stan. "We would never replace you. I could never replace you. You are my Super Best Friend, and no one, ever, could replace you. Never." Kyle turned around.
"You mean that?"
"Yeah."
Kyle ran up to Stan and hugged him. Kyle was just like a little kid. Pure and innocent. Stan embraced him. He rather liked this feeling. He hoped to god that Kyle would one day remember him.
"Do you faggots need to get a room?" Inturruped Cartman.
"SHUT UP CARTMAN!" Yelled Stan and Kyle together. Stan looked at Kyle. Kyle looked at Stan. They smiled and laughed. Kyle was remembering a little bit at least, although he had no idea that briefly, he remembered something. walked in. had been thier teacher since 3rd Grade.
"Okay children, take your seats. Class is starting." Everyone sat down. As math class started, Stan looked over at Kyle. Kyle may not know he remembered for a moment how to yell at Cartman, but Stan knew he was getting his memory back.
'You can do it Kyle. I believe in you.' Stan thought as he looked back at his math worksheet and did fractions. Kyle would get his memory back. Stan was sure of it.
All right, that was the thrid Chapter. Wasn't sure how to end it, so I hope this is okay. While writing this chapter I was watching Pinkeye and Spookyfish. Then I realized, "Ay! I made a refrence to Spookyfish! I wanna use Aunt Flo as a massage chair too! No fair." South Park is Hella funny. Ah, run from Stan! LOLZ.
So Kyle is starting to recover his memory. What happened in the story is when Kyle and Stan yelled at Cartman to shut up, for a brief moment, all of Kyle's memory came back prior to Cartman trying to kill him. Then he forgot everything. By the way, I'm looking for ideas on how the Neo-nazis had planned to destory Jews by moving them all to San Fransico. So review or PM me your ideas and I'll choose the best idea and use it in a future chapter, so please include your name/username so that I can give you credit. I'll try to upload another chapter soon, so until then!