Remember Me Kyle...
Chapter 15- Valuable Lost Time.
Discalimers: Me: Fuck disclaimers!
Matt/ Trey: Well you HAVE to do it! You have to give us credit for creating the awesome world of South Park.
Me: Don't wanna...
Matt/Trey: Well fuck you!
Me: Love ya too! *blows a kiss*
That was fun. Hope you all liked my random disclaimer there. Better then the last chapter. If I did own South Park, it'd just be the rights. Matt and Trey would still do thier thing. They are awesome!
There may or may not be a long rant again at the end of this chapter. I wonder if I pissed off any Goths with the statement in that last chapter. I hope I did. Then again, they probaly didn't read this because "reading fanfictions are for conformists. Reading south park Yaoi ff's are also for conformists." Well, fuck them. They don't know what they're missing, am I right?
Well, time to get to this Chapter. It will be told from Cartman's, Stan's and Kenny's POV's. That's right people! Kenny came back to help Stan! I'm just gonna stop ranting and get to this story. Before I do, I want to do a story that just has random South Park characters ranting. That could be funny. Okays, back to story.
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CARTMAN:
Stan was heavy. I assumed it was just the muscle mass that made him heavy because he played alot of sports. He was a jock. A fucking faggy jock.
I had taken off all of Stan's clothes and wrapped him in a clear plastic bag. I had a giant hole dug up in the backyard. I dragged Stan to it and pushed him in. I covered him up. I hope that jock dies. He might be the only one who could save Kyle, so I had to stop him at all costs.
I had since moved Kyle from the cemetary to a cabin out in the woods. Kyle deseved everything I did to him. He hurt me a year ago. He hurt me so much, that the scars didn't ever go away. I lost all my friends, my mom won't look at me. I was abandoned, and it was all that fucking Jew's fault.
I had tried to kill Kyle. All that happened was that he lost his memory. I have to live and remember all of my pain and childhood trauma, but he gets to forget it all. What's more, he lived. He also got a boyfriend, and has a lot of friends. No one love me. They all hate me now. If I was going to die a hated man, I might as well make the whole goddamn world hate me. Not even chtutlu could stop me now.
I finished covering him up. Now I had to finish the Jew. He lasted longer then I thought he would. After I killed him, I was going to end it all for me. I was going to kill myself. I was going to drop Kyle off at his doorstep, a big bloody mess, then I was going to go home and stab myself in front of my mom. I had to make her feel guilty for treating me the way she did, I had to. I hope she goes crazy and kills herself. I hope she fucking dies and goes to Hell. That's where I'll be, and I swear I will make her life in Hell as misrable as possible.
Good-bye Stan, Good-bye Kyle, Good-bye Kenny, Good-bye Butters. Good-bye , Good-bye mom, Good-bye world. I hope I never have to see any of you ever again.
KENNY:
I woke up in my room, same as always. I tried to remember what happened last. Thankfully, that came to me quickly. I'm happy I have a good memory.
I remember Stan and I were eating the that Cartman had left us. One of them, mine, was Poisoned. Stan's was drugged and he fell asleep. I have to save Stan, time is running out. I check my watch. Shit. There's only less then 15 hours to save Kyle. Time was running out. I got off my bed and ran out the door. I didn't tell my parents where I was going, then again, they didn't ask. I had to hurry. Kyle's life was hanging in the balance.
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I got to Cartman's house and saw his mom's car parked out front. I knew Cartman was back. I thought I had better lay low. I go to the backyard and then I see a Clear plastic bag and what looks like a body inside it. I hope that's not Kyle. I hope that's not Stan. I try to see who's in there and oh god. It IS Stan. He's naked, but other then that. Nothing else is done to him.
Cartman drags Stan's body to a hole. He pushes Stan in starts to cover him up. I notice the expression on Cartman's face and he's...crying? What the fuck was Cartman crying? Stan's the one about to die! Why the hell was he crying?
After Cartman has finished burying Stan in a shallow grave, he sighs and walks away.
"Thankfully I moved Kahl. The video had a big clue as to where he was."
I hide in the bushes, hoping he won't see me. I wait until his Car leaves. I rush over to the grave and grab the shovel and dig Stan out. I drag his heavy body out of the grave and hope he's still alive. The plastic bag probaly cut off his oxygen already.
I unwrap Stan and make sure he's still breathing. He gasps for air. Good he's still alive. Asleep, but alive. I carry him back into the basement. I find his clothes and start to put them back on, then I remember what Cartman said. I find the video still in the VCR. It's already at a scene. I search the screen for clues.
I know right away where Kyle and Cartman are. They're in the abandoned house by the Cemetary. I only knew this place because I'd hide there when my parents were fighting and my friends couldn't help me. One day, I had hid there for two days, turns out Cartman was the one to find me. I should've noticed this sooner.
I try to wake Stan up, but it's no use. He's still drugged up. Guess I have to wait. Please Stan, wake up soon. I can't lose you. I just can't. I have the possiblilty of losing 2 friends, and I can't lose another, so please. Wake up.
STAN:
My head is spinning. I can't hear or see anything. I'm trapped in a world of blackness.
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Finally I can feel myself waking up. As I open my eyes, all I can see is Kenny McCormick.
"K-kenny? W-what happened?"
"Morning Sunshine! Did Sleeping beauty have a nice nap?" He smiles, but it's not his usual cheeking smile. It's one of relief.
"Am I dead?"
"Nope! I did get the one that was poisoned, but you got the one that Cartman drugged with sleeping medicine."
"H-how long was I out for?"
"About...Oh I'd say about 10 hours."
"Shit..." I lost valuable time. I have to hurry or Kyle's gonna die.
"Guess what Stanie?" I look at Kenny. How the fuck can he be so cheerful? I mean, Kyle gonna die, His boyfriend is in a coma, I almost died due to Cartman giving me a overdose of sleeping meds, and he JUST died.
"What?"
"I found out where Cartman might be holding Kyle."
"What? Really?" I'm so happy! Maybe Kenny was smarter then I gave him credit for. "How'd you find out?"
"Well," Said Kenny with a smile on his face. It's his usual cheeky smile. "I came back to see if you were okay, and I went to the backyard. Cartman was dragging your naked little ass to a grave that he was gonna bury you in. Yes, that's right, you were naked. And wrapped up in a plastic bag. Well, anyways, Cartman walked by me as I was hiding in a bush and said that there was a big clue to where Kyle was in the video. Whike you were getting your beauty sleep, I watched the video and found out that it's the abandoned house over by the Cemetary!"
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT!" I yell. This was a habit I picked up from . "Cartman was here?"
"Yeah. He's gone now. Quickly finish getting dressed so that we can go and save Kyle." I looked down. I had my shirt on, but no pants. Either Kenny got lazy or he...
"Did you try to rape me when I was sleeping Kenny?"
"What? No!" He looked pissed off. "You know I have my little Buttercup!" He looked sad.
"Whatever dude." I finished getting dressed and headed out the door. I'm coming Kyle! We're so close now! Wait for me.
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Alright, so just as promised, the next chapter WILL have the Goth Kids. Love them lots.
God I hate typing with my light off.
I went to sleep at 7:30 p.m., it's midnight now, so I'm wide awake. I figured I might as well write a story or something. So, I'll work on the next chapter and a new story...probaly.
So, yeah. The REAL ending to this story will in fact be a happy one, so you have nothing to worry about. I still haven't decided if I wat to do alternate universe stuff yet or not.
Regarding the Real ending, haven't decided if Kyle get his memory back at the end or not. Uh, but don't worry! If he doesn't, then he will in the sequel! Remember I said I want to write a story that had all of Kyle's journal entries in it? So, regardless, Kyle WILL get his memory back.
Well, I'm gonna write more Chapters now, and that rant story. Also, if you are reading thiss chapter, then the rant stories already been posted. It's gonna be rated T with the warning of swearing. Well, until then!