Remember Me Kyle...

Chapter 16- Of Cemetaries and Goths

Disclaimer: Yeah, just read the last chapter. I'm too lazy to do this.

So, I DID IT! I made that rant line story! I hope it makes people laugh or whatever.

I wanna put Damien and Pip in this again. Yeah, I know... I already killed off Pip, but Damien is awesomasable and WILL get him back I'm sure!

I wanna eat either a Yorkie, some pocky or a deep fried Mars bar. Apparently the deep fried Mars bar is Scottish, not British. I was always under the impression that it was.

I'm bored so imma get to the story now. Probaly more at thye end.

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STAN:

I rode up to the Cemetary gates. It was kind of dark out, but you could clearly see the outline of all the tombstones, and 6 people.

"Hey, Stan. Stop the Car. Maybe we can ask the Goths if they've seen anything." I nod.

"Wait a minute. Wasn't there only 4 Goth Kids?"

"Yeah. I wonder whats up with that?" I really don't know, so I drive up to them. They pretend not to notice as Kenny and I step out of the car. I know who Ethan, Georgie, Henreitta and Dylan are. I use to hang out with them. Even though I'm not goth anymore, I still talk to them on occasion. I see a head of dark red hair, and know that it's Kyle Carr. I wonder when he became goth? There's also someone else. Someone I don't know.

"What do you conformists want?" Asks Georgie the Kindergoth. He's in Kindergarden no longer. He is now in grade 4 now. He's no longer 4...He's 9.

"We need information." Says Kenny. I'm still trying to figure out who the 6th Gothic Noirette is.

"What kind of information?" Asks the now 16 Ethan.

"Did you by any chance see Cartman with Kyle Broflovski? He's kidnapped him, you see and we think he's going to kill Kyle."

"What?" Says the 6th goth. He appears to be the same age as Georgie. "My, My brother is gonna... No...No..." I DO know this kid. It's Ike! Since when did he turn goth?

"I-Ike?" I ask. "You're goth?" He looks at me.

"We have more important things to worry about then me being goth for a year because Kyle treated my like a fucking alien! We have to save Kyle!"

"You're right." Said Kenny. "We think Kyle's in that house over there, but we were wondering if you guys saw anything. You know, because you hang around here a lot and stuff?"

"I, I think I saw Cartman." Said Kyle Carr. His clothes were all black and had numberous chains and safety pins on it. He has a collar that had a upside down cross on it. Figures, because he can't go anywhere near a upright cross. Even if his clothes were black, his hair was still red. It was a little darker then my Kyle's, but it was bright enough. His eyes shone bright green in the moonlight. He's beautiful, but I only think that because he looks almost exactly like my Kyle.

"Where?"

"A few hours ago. I don't think they ever came back." He looks sad. He turns o his boyfriend Dylan. "Dylie? Can we leave now?" He gives Dylan his big bright green eyed puppy dog eyes. I remember when Kyle would give those to me. I hope he will again.

"Why?" I can tell Dylan doesn't want to leave, but Kyle starts getting scared.

"Because! If we don't the zombies will come and get us and eat our flesh and brains! I like my brains! I don't wanna die! Dylannnnnnnn!" I see a smirk on Ethan's face. Since Kyle is standing, and Ethan is sitting down, he grabs Kyle's ankle and Kyle falls to the ground. "WHAAA! THE ZOMBIES ARE GONNA KILL MEEEEEE! AHHHH! I'M BEING DRAGGED TO HELL! DYLANNNNNNN! HELP MEEEEE!"

Dylan sighs and smacks Ethan upside the head. Ethan just laughs and even I have to agree, that it was kind of amusing. Everyone knows that Kyle Carr is scared of Zombies, small spiders, doll/dummies, and being dragged to Hell against his will. Dylan holds Kyle, who is still crying and freaking out. Dylan kisses him to shut him up.

At first Kyle tried to resist, he was probaly scared that a zombie would get him or something, but eventually he gave in.

KYLE ( OC):

I felt something cold grab my ankle. I fell down. I screamed.

""WHAAA! THE ZOMBIES ARE GONNA KILL MEEEEEE! AHHHH! I'M BEING DRAGGED TO HELL! DYLANNNNNNN! HELP MEEEEE!"

Dylan sighs. He smacks Ethan, whose laughing his head off. I really hate that kid, and NOT just cause he dated my Dylan before me! Ethan always picks on me.

I kept crying. Dylan put his soft lips on mine and his tounge begged for entrance. I was trying to resist. I knew that the zombies would come soon. Dylan whispered that everything would be alright into my ear and my body got all weak. He kissed me again and I surrendered. I loved him. He makes me feel safe.

"You okay now Kyle?" He asks.

"Yeah." I say as I sit down beside him. I snuggle close and hold onto his arm, for fear that the zombies would get me because I was sitting down. Dylan hugged me.

"Feel safe?"

"Yeah. Being with you always makes me feel safe." I smile at him. He's blushing. He is just tooo cute! Then I remember that we have a bigger problem on our hands. Broflovski's life was in danger.

"Hello!" Said Ike, his voice in a panic. "We have to find Kyle!"

"I suggest we start with that house over there." I say pointing to the abandoned house. I really hope nothing scary lives there. "It could give us some clues."

Stan, Kenny, and Ike agree. We actually manage to drag Dylan and Georgie along. We walk up to the house and there is Pip and Damien.

IKE:

I know Kyle's treated me like an alien ever since he lost his memory. That's why I turned goth. I met some great people in becoming goth. I'm friends with Kyle Carr, Crow (a/n: Ethan), Dark Rose (a/n: Henrietta), Thorn (a/n: Dylan), and Shift (a/n: Georgie). They call me Ash. They've tried numberous times to get Kyle to join them, they want to call him Blood because of his hair, but he always denies, saying he's already Emo. I guess that much is true, I saw Thorn examining his wrist before and putting some gauze on it. You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but Thorn is an expert when it comes to medical stuff. Guess he learned from all the times Kyle's been in the hospital.

Right now, Kyle and Thorn are together. Kyle is holding Thorn's arm, Thorn has his arm wrapped around Kyle's waist. Crow is still smirking about freaking out Kyle, and my boyfriend, Shift, just seems really annoyed. Probaly because my brother's faggy conformist friends are here. Shift takes out a knife and plays with the blade. I'm worried, not because I'm afraid Shift will hurt himself, I'm scared that Kyle will die. I really do care about Kyle a lot, so I have to help save him. From Kenny, I figured out that the person that has Kyle now, is the same fatass that had tried to kill him year ago. Eric Cartman.

"Hello!" I hope I don't sound like a stupid Nazi-conformist jock. "We have to find Kyle!"

"I suggest we start with that house over there." Kyle says pointing to the abandoned house. I really hope nothing scary lives there. "It could give us some clues."

I agree. Stan, Kenny and Kyle set off to the house. I managed to get Shift to come along. Thorn's excuse for coming along was that he wanted to protect Kyle, and make sure he didn't try to kill anyone. We go into the house, the front door is always unlocked. I should know. Sometimes, Shift and I come here and make out. It's the one time we act like those fucking conformists, and we don 't care. As I walk into the house I see a tall black haired boy dressed all in black, and a smaller blonde haired boy with a red jacket, a bowtie, blue pants, and a news boy cap.

"Well, what do you know? It's Damien! And it seems you fianlly got Pip back." Says Kenny. I remember now. Pip was that werid british kid that Kyle had felt bad for bullying, and Damien was Kyle Carr's brother. They weren't related by blood, Kyle told me he was adopted.

"Yeah. I did, and let me tell you, it wasn't easy." He looked at Kyle. "Thanks for talking to God for me."

"You're welcome! But you're right, it wasn't easy, for me that is. I really, really hate every religion except for wicca." Damien laughed. "How you feeling Pip?"

"Oh, I'm fine. Thank-you ever so much for bringing me back, but you didn't have to..."

"Yes I did. I missed you Pippers." Kyle smiled. He turned his attention to Damien.

"You wouldn't have happened to know where Cartman took Broflovski's body, do you?"

"Actually, yeah." Said Damien. "You see, I was about to fuck Pip in here when I saw Cartman drag Broflovski's half naked body out to his car. They went to a cabin in a forest right outside of town."

"Well, I know where Stan and Kenny are headed." Said Kyle looking at Stan and Kenny. "I would go with you, but I have a feeling a large crowd will draw Cartman's attention. It might be best if Ike, Dylan, Georgie and I stayed here with Damien and Pip. You two go ahead and good luck."

"You're probaly right about that, the whole big crowd thing." Said Stan. "Don't worry Ike. We will save Kyle." He turns around and runs out the door with Kenny. "Thanks Damien! Thanks Kyle!"

"No problem..." said Damien.

"GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS! I BELIEVE IN YOU! YOU CAN DO IT!" Yelled Kyle.

"W-wait! I..." Shift took my hand.

"Ash, don't." He looks at me.

"Why?" I can feel tear in my eyes. I can't cry. That's such a conformist thing to do.

"I know you care about your brother, but I don't want to face the chance that you'd get killed too." He looks closer at me. He smiles. "You're about to cry. That's such a conformist thing to do, but I'll allow it. You've always been sensitive." I bury my face into Shift's chest.

Please save Kyle. Please Stan and Kenny, hurry.

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Interesting chapter I hope. Yayz to Damien for getting Pip back! Sorry about the random OC! About the gothy names. Yeah, I was bored, so I borrowed other names that other people have used.