AN; I'm back! And I come with another chapter! Hope you all enjoy!
Like I already said, not mine.
Just outside The New Koboi Labs,
Artic.
Holly cocked her head.
"A bit blunt, isn't it?"
"You'd think they'd try to hide it a bit," Trouble said, "Do you think they want use to find them?"
"Of course they want use to find them!" said Doodah, because this was the most obvious thing in the world. "That's what it's like in the movies!"
"Of course," Artemis retorted, "If it's in the movies it must be real."
"Finally the mud boy's catching on!"
"Are you ladies done?" Butler said. "Everyone else is inside."
Stupid pixie, Artemis thought, going into the building.
Stupid smart person, Doodah thought, following him.
"So, what's the plan?" Artemis whispered, once they reached the others.
Holly answered.
"Find Sool and Koboi, kick ass and-"
"Just the usual?"
"Yeah, basically. And why are you asking me? You're the genius, genius!"
Artemis went in a mood. Though, for some reason, he would never admit it…
Fifteen minutes earlier.
"Are we ready?" Sool barked.
"Yes, Sir," squealed a pixie.
Sool sat down next to Opal.
Everyone in the room was staring at the large flat screen TV that hung on the wall.
Tara,
Ireland.
I can't believe I'm doing this, Steve, a nervous goblin, thought. I could have been a bin man, but no! I had to get involved with a demented pixie and a harsh gnome!
"Could you get on with it?" Opal's voice hissed through his earpiece.
Steve sighed. He walked over the hill and stood there.
In front of him were humans. Hundreds of them!
A family-picnic or something. But that didn't matter. All that mattered was the plan.
"Hey!" Steve shouted in his booming tones.
Everyone froze and looked up at him.
He sighed, trying to remember the script.
"Yes, that is right. I am a goblin. I am also a fairy. We live underground. No joke. Eh…roar?"
The humans started to panic. They started to scream, run around in circles, wet themselves and hit their heads off things. One even appeared to be taking a seizure.
Humans are odd creatures, Steve thought, strolling casually over the hill, Why didn't they just hit me with a fireball?
Reviews!
extra short