Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own MaximumRide, JP does. Here's the next song. R&R please!

P.S. I need five reviews AT LEAST to continue. If you suggest an X-Mas song in your review that you want me to make, then I'll put it in… if it doesn't come up in a chapter right away, that's because I had a different inspiration and your song might have to wait a little bit… but I'll get your song in either way. I'll stop ranting in my P.S.

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Was: The Christmas song.

Now: The scientists song (Sorry, but naming redone songs isn't exactly my "forte", mostly when I'm mad).

Old food roasting on an open fire
Erasers jumping out at your nose
Gay guy carols being sung by mutants
And freaks dressed up like old hobos

Everybody knows a turkey and some
killing help to make the erasers nice
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that scientists are on their ways
They're loaded lots of syringes and needles
On their cans
And ev'ry mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
erasers really know how to fly

And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways; "Good luck, to you"

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Yes, I know it's strange… but hey, it rhymes (mostly), it's not as evil as the first, but it's a little creepy, I need at least five reviews and, in your review you can request a song for me to use, and know that I might not be able to do your X-Mas song right away, but in some later chapter it will be in there. Excuse my constant ranting. But I'm mad at this other boy I like! His initials are TS, and in reading he saw I heart TS on the bottom of my shoe because he wanted to find out who I liked and he told my WHOLE reading class, so I'm still in the process of yelling and plotting my revenge… -cough, cough- just forget my whole rant and you won't get confused! REVIEW PLEASE!