Disclaimer: I don't own MaximumRide (JP does) but I do own all of my fanfics. Constructive criticism is fine. No flames. R&R please!
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Was: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Now: Voice, the annoying voice
Voice, the annoying
voice
had a very annoying skill.
And if you ever heard it,
you
would even say it needs to go.
All of the other
mutants
used to laugh and call it names.
They never let poor
Voice
play in any fun games.
Then one foggy
Christmas eve
Voice came to say:
"Maximum with your face
so bright,
won't you kiss Fang tonight?"
Then Maximum cursed
him
as she shouted out with fury:
"Voice the annoying
voice;
you're going to be sorry!"
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Teehee. Okay, I know that not all of it rhymes… but I had another inspiration and I couldn't get everything to sound right. But when I sang it it went pretty well. Review please! They make my pour shriveled up soul happy! Speaking of souls…
Bart: Well if
your souls real where is it?
Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and
when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless
you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies
away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the
ocean.
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you
die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.
Teehee.