Hi everyone! I guess that whole April Fool's Day joke turned out to be real. Well, um...that was part of the joke! Yes! Luring all my readers into a false sense of security and making you wait this long just for a stupid Author's Note was my plan the whole time! Yep, totally planned this all out, even the mutant zombie hamsters attacking my brain as we speak. No George, I need my awesomeness glands so leave them alone!

In all seriousness, I'm sorry I made everyone wait so long for this update. No, it is not a chapter as it clearly states "Author's Note" above where the chapter name should be. So here's my story:

Me + Transformers = OBSESSION

That's the last year in a summary. But now:

Me + iPod + Unsuspecting Friend = Rebooted Zim Loving

Do you know what this means?!

...from the drool rolling down your cheek, I can safely assume a negative answer.

It means...I'M BACK! I'm totally ready to finish this story even though I'm in the middle of, like, 15 other ones. Updates will be agonizingly slow, but know that I am working to finish this and victory will be mine!

P.S. Join Project Massive. It looks like fun. :)