Declairment: Um I totally own Inuyasha so everyone can suck my toe AHA! (lawyers come out) Teehee just kidding i totally dont own him!
Chapter 5: The key to a girl's heart, football.
"What brings you to the mall Yash?" Kagome asked as she released him from her embrace. Inuyasha made a small pout without her noticing. He was about to answer her but was then cut off by Kagome.
"Yashie you got a haircut?" Kagome practically squeaked. Her eyes went wide and her grin turned to the size of a banana.
"AhyeaIthinkitlooksalright, It's-" Inuyasha couldn't finish his blabbering when Kagome reached out her hands for his hair and ran them all over it. Inuyasha stood there, he did not make a single move, he even stopped breathing without even noticing. He just stood there and stared at her. She didn't even notice his gaze, she couldn't get over how healthy and pretty his hair was. 'I wonder what shampoo he uses? I envy his hair!' Kagome thought.
While Inuyasha gazed at her he studied the little things that Kagome holds. Like how slightly she tilts her head every time she studies or is curios about something or how she slightly puckers her lips when she was into something, how long her eyelashes were, and also how much she smiles. Inuyasha thought she wasn't beautiful, he thought she was beyond it.
The two were in their own separate world. Then all of a sudden a loud girly scream surrounded the store. Both Inuyasha and Kagome snapped out if it. They snapped their heads to where the screaming was coming from. It was Miroku screaming?
"Aahh! MY EYES! MY EYES!" Miroku screamed as he was running around the store while he rubbed his eyes. Inuyasha convinced himself, Miroku lost it. Inuyasha let out a long sigh and shook his head. 'Thanks a lot Miroku.' Inuyasha thought as he grumbled. Kagome looked up at him with a look that said, are you with him?
"Umm excuse me for a moment." Inuyasha said to Kagome. He ran to Miroku but couldn't catch up to him, he tried grabbing Miroku but everytime he almost had him in his hold he'd run off. This was getting annoying, Inuyasha covered ears. Miroku's girly scream was unbearable! And the gases from everyone in the store made the situation worse. Inuyasha had enough of this! He leaped and tackled Miroku to the ground. Miroku was squirming under Inuyasha with his hands over his face (Woooah! XD). Inuyasha hands pulled Miroku's hands off his face. '.Hell?' Inuyasha thought with wide eyes. Mirokus eyes where really red and watery, he couldn't really even open his eyes.
"Wow what happen to your eye's dude? They look horrible.." Inuyasha asked lowering his head to take a better look of Miroku's eyes. Miroku shoves Inuyasha off him unable to glare at him (You know because where his eyes squinting already).
"Was that really necessary for you to tackle me? Sango peppered sprayed me!" Miroku screamed at Inuyasha with a little vain popping on his neck.
"…..Gosh" Inuyasha muttered, Miroku began to rub his eyes like mad again.
Kagome snapped her head to Sango. Sango was folding close like nothing, she looked back at Kagome and gave her an innocent look.
"He startled me so I just reacted and besides he deserved it." Sango said it like nothing.
"Was it necessary to pepper spray him?" Kagome said to her best friend. She turned to look at Miroku, she felt bad for him but found the sight of him somewhat funny.
"Slapping just doesn't get to him anymore, I guess he got use to it." Sango said as she walked to the shoe section to put some shoes in their place.
"! KAGOME! ! Get back to work, all I see you do is yapping and no working! " A middle aged shouted to Kagome from a far corner. Kagome glared at her and walked over to Inuyasha and Miroku. She kneeled infront of Miroku.
"Miroku you need to change your nasty way's." Kagome said to Miroku and gave him a hug. Then Kagome stood up and faced Inuyasha, she gave him one her adorable dimpled smiles.
"I'd like to stay and chat but my manager can be a bitch and I really don't plan on getting fired! Oh and Inuyasha, I love the new hairdo you look cuter then you already did!" Kagome threw herself at Inuyasha and gave him a big hug. She twirled around and went back to her duties. Inuyasha just stood there again staring at her, she was so stunning.
Inuyasha looked down at Miroku. Miroku was looking up at him with a smirk saying that says 'I totally know your secret' on his face. Well he's alright now as you can see. Miroku looked at Kagome then back to Inuyasha and once again at Kagome. Inuyasha looked at him like something was wrong with him. Inuyasha suddenly roughly pulled Miroku up and started exiting the store. Miroku grabbed him from the back of his white t-shirt.
"Woah were are you going? We haven't event bought anything yet." Miroku said to Inuyasha as he tried to pull him back in the store. Inuyasha roughly got out of his hold. Miroku stared at him like he had a booger on his face or something. Inuyasha was really red.
"Are-are you blushing Inuyasha?" Miroku said with a weard look on his face. Inuyasha just pulled Miroku out of the store. Miroku shook his hold off.
"Lets just go okay, we got what we needed right?" Inuyasha said now a bit irritated. Kagome just made him really nervous.
"That's the girl huh? Kagome Higurashi!" Miroku said as he pointed at the store. Inuyasha immediately put his pointing hand down, if he had I knife he'd chop it off without even thinking about it.
"Dude don't do that, your going to make shit obvious!" Inuyasha said in a high pitched voice. Miroku was now staring at Inuyasha like he'd gone mad.
"Ummm dude chill, yea she's gunna see me from way the hell over there." Any who its so obvious you like her!" Miroku said as he rolled his eyes at him.
"Is it really that noticeable?" Inuyasha said with worry in his voice. Him and Miroku had exited the mall already and got to Miroku's car. Miroku snapped his head to Inuyasha and stared at him like if silently saying 'are you serious?' Inuyasha shrugged and mouthed what. They threw the bags in the back seet.
"Don't tell me you have really tried to hide the fact that you really like Kagome? I mean it's totally noticeable your whooped on her son!" Miroku said to Inuyasha as he slammed the backdoor shut.
"Damn I cant believe its that noticeable! Agh what if she knows?" Inuyasha ran his hand threw his hair with frustration. He looked at the opposite side of the car. Miroku was staring at him blankely.
"That's totally weak dude. Who care's if she knows? You like her so What! I swear you seem so inexperienced for these things?" Miroku said as he opened his door, but before he got in the car he looked at Inuyasha. Inuyasha was looking down rubbing his head. This answered Mirokus question without words. Inuyasha never did have any experience with any girl what so ever. They both got in the car, a long silence was held. After a few minutes Miroku broke it with a long sigh.
"Dude we really need to step your game up." Miroku said to Inuyasha. He was looking straight ahead he wasn't even driving yet.
"I know.." Inuyasha said with a long sigh. Miroku faced him with a smile.
"Good thing you have the experty to help!" Miroku said with a grin and started up the car. Inuyasha just made a smirk. They drove off.
"Well you do know Kagome has a man? More like a boy, he can be so immature. He's my friend Bankotsu, they have been together for like a year already. The girl is whooped on the guy!" Miroku said while looking at the street.
Yea I do, that won't stop me though. A guy can try right? And besides Barbie does not deserve a dush like him." Inuyasha said in a bord matter while he looked our the window. Miroku looked at him and looked back the street.
That's a cute name you got for the girl, aww so cute Yashie!" Miroku said teasingly while he pinched Inuyasha's cheek. Inuyasha grumbled and slapped his hand away. Miroku just laughed.
"I'm kidding dawg! Damn you get angry so easly, chill! Well any who I will help you with "Barbie", I don't even really care about her boy, you need to take every advise of mine though got it?" Miroku said to Inuyasha as he stopped. You know Miroku obviously wasn't the brightest guy ever but hey disparate calls call for desperate measures. Inuyasha simply nodded.
"Alright. Buddy if you fallow my teaching's you wont just have Kagome student of mine, fuck you'll have so many girls on your jock!" Miroku turned to Inuyasha.
"Alright let's hope what you say is true sansei ha! Inuyasha looked back at Miroku with a toothy grin.
"Well lets start out with the most important thing, the key to any girl's heart, football my friend. I am going to make you one of Takiyomi's High football player's." Miroku said to Inuyasha.
"That's easy what so hard about football?" Inuyasha said with confidence.
"Alright we got this dude." Miroku said with a grin and parked at Inuyasha's apartment's parking lot. Miroku helped Inuyasha take the 20 bags of close and shoes to his house. Inuyasha thought he owed him big time and Inuyasha always pays back.
"Alright I have to bounce, I got a date with some fine little mama tonight! Well tomorrow is Saturday, I am gunna pick you up around 6a.m for football practice at the park. Just me and you, be ready Deuces!" Miroku said and hurriedly left before Inuyasha could say anything. Inuyasha sighed and made his way to his room. He sprawled himself on his bed. 'Today was long' he thought. He looked at his clock it was 9p.m barely so why was he so tired? He smiled to himself, can he really get Barbie? He ran his hands threw his hair, he noticed his hair was shorter, he completely forgot about his haircut. He felt different without his long wild hair (which is hot (; ). Inuyasha shut his eyes and before he fell in a deep slumber, Barbie crossed his mind once more.
-The Next Day
Inuyasha was in a deep slumber. He was dreaming of no other but Kagome and what a dream it was. It had every fantasy a boy would love from a girl. He smiled at his dream.
"Ka-ho-meh" Inuyasha mumbled in his sleep.
Something tickled his nose, he scrunched his nose and sleepily slapped away whatever was tickling him. A few seconds passed and the tickling began again. His eyes shot open and what he sall was Miroku! Sitting next to him while his finger was on his nose.
"You drool in your sleep dude? Eww." Miroku said it like nothing.
Inuyasha screamed and socked Miroku on the face. Miroku fell backwards from Inuyasha's bed. Inuyasha was pale; Miroku scared the hell out of him. Miroku sat up with his hands over his face.
"What the hell Miroku? How did you get in my house? Did you ever hear about knocking?" Inuyasha shouted at Miroku as he jumped off his bed.
" Um yea dude I totally forgive you for the punch on my fuckin face! And you left your keys outside your door so-o why knock? You should be thankful I found them before anyone else did! And ew dude cover your morning boner I really don't need to see that shit." Miroku said as he threw a pillow at him.
Inuyasha grumbled things the human ear could not hear. He simply went back to his bed and laid down, trying to regain his sleep. He did not succeed for Miroku pushed him off his bed.
"Woah what are you doing? It's 6a.m, you need to get ready, common let's go!" Miroku said as he clapped his hands.
God Inuyasha wanted to chop those hands off. He just lay there in bed ignoring Miroku. Droplets were heard hitting the window it was sprinkling. It was so soothing, besides Miroku making all that noise. Then all of a sudden everything went silent. Inuyasha smiled at this.
"AAAAHHHH!" Miroku screamed in Inuyasha's ear.
Inuyasha's eyes shot open once again. He fell off his bed and glared at Miroku. Miroku just grinned down at him.
"Here get changed we need to go do some football." Miroku said as he threw Inuyasha some black basket ball shorts, a plain white T, and a pair of black Jordan's.
Inuyasha grumbled very low as he changed. He grumbled when brushing his teeth, grumbled walking out the door and grumbled when he got in Miroku's car.
"Dude I get your mad, now suck it up." Miroku said as he rolled his eyes.
Inuyasha glared at him, and growled at Miroku. He turned back to face the window, the day was dull and gray. The streets were where practically empty. Of coarse they would be, who would be out on a early rainy Saturday morning? They got to the park, Miroku grabbed some tape and the football. They headed to the grassy fields of the park it was now poring.
"Alright Inuyasha you say this is a peace of cake." Miroku shouted to Inuyasha from the far opposite of him, as he placed the tape on the grassy floor.
" Show me what you got!" Miroku shouted as he got in position. Inuyasha smirked and catched the ball as Miroku threw it at him.
-An Hour Later.
Miroku was laying on the floor gasping for air. He was opening his mouth and sticking his tongue out to catch the droplets of water. Inuyasha just stood there staring down at him.
"Um so how was I?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku stared at him like mad.
"Dude your amazing, why haven't you tried out for football? Your totally in!" Miroku said with a big grin and then proceeded to catch more droplets with his tongue.
Inuyasha Smiled. 'Football CHECK!.'
A/N: Hello there well first off i'd like to thank the people who reviewed my story, THANK YOU. And im sorry if i took long to update I like went to visit some family at Mexico, so I was a bit buisy. I might be starting a new story based on IY as well, it's gunna be more of a drama then humor. But I totally plan on finishing this, because I totally hate when peeps don't finish there stories and leave you hanging, it really pisses me off so I won't do that to you guys. Yea I know im nise ;D
Well till next time, Review please and thank you. 3