I AM SOOOO SORRY! BUT HERE IT IS!
I know you guys probably thought that I died or something but no, it was exams. I'm still in the middle of exams actually. I have two more papers left and then, I'M FREE!
I'm sorry this chapter is a little rush. It may be crappy, i dont know. I sort of rushed through this. I'm so sorry. And once again, sorry for any mistakes I made. I read through this only once and I may have missed out a thing or two. Okay, maybe a lot of stuff. But please review? Anyway, no more waiting. TADA!
This chapter is dedicated to SPF's Graduating Batch of 2010. Class of 2010 FTW
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Chapter 14.
I woke up on a comfortable bed in an unfamiliar room. It was so strange. It feels like I've been here before but why can't I remember?
I jumped out of bed and headed outside the room. It seems like Lissa's mansion. I was about to walk downstairs to find someone and find out what was wrong with me. I could've sworn we're still in Russia, back in Dimitri's place. I don't remember taking a flight back. Heck, I don't even remember getting married!
Hold up, married? Right on cue, I could feel a cold gold and silver band on my finger. It was the two, silver and gold, intertwined together with a small diamond on top. The way the diamond glistened in the light and it looked magnificent.
As I was about to remove the ring to inspect it further, I heard children giggling from a new by room followed by Adrian's laughter. Children? Adrian's children? Oh God, what did he do now.
I walked towards the room to find two children, a boy and a girl, laughing madly at Adrian. Adrian seemed to be writing a few words on the whiteboard mounted on the wall. The children didn't seem to notice my presence as I entered the brightly colored room with a jungle theme. There was a mini indoor tree house with a slide. It reminded me of the tree house from that movie, George of the Jungle. There were animal toys everywhere. Lions, elephants, snakes, you name it. Heck there were even sea animals like dolphins and whales.
The two children seem to be about four or five years old. The girl had blonde hair and piercing jade green eyes. She looks like Lissa only...she has Christian's features.
The boy really caught my eye. He had chocolate brown yes with brownish-black hair. He reminded me a little of Paul. And I finally figured out why. He looks like Dimitri.
Adrian wrote a sentence on the white board mounted on the wall. "The cows was in the field."
"Now, who can tell me what's the correct sentence?" he asked the kids.
"The cows...was not in the field." The boy answered proudly. The little girl giggled exactly like how Lissa used to when she was young.
Adrian smiled and shook his head. "Try again."
The boy pretended to think for a while. "The cows...was in another field." The boy grinned.
"The cows WERE in the field." Adrian corrected.
"Well I didn't see them!" The little boy shouted and he laughed. The girl laughed along with him.
Adrian laughed as well. "Alright, alright." He said. "What do you call a group of ants?"
"A damn nuisance!" The boy said and giggled uncontrollably. He stopped suddenly and whispered. "Don't tell Mummy I said damn. She'll go oranges!"
I laughed silently at him and Adrian laughed as well. "Number one, it's called a swarm of ants. Number two, it's bananas, not oranges."
"But I don't like bananas!" The boy defended himself and I chuckled from behind.
"Okay, okay. How about this question. What do you call a pig that you kill to eat?" Adrian asked.
"I know that one!" he exclaimed.
"Please don't give me a stupid answer..." I heard Adrian mumble. "Alright, what do you call a pig that has been killed?" Adrian continued, repeating part of the question.
"A dead pig!" he laughed uncontrollably after that.
The girl beside him smacked the back of his head and said "It's pork, you idiot."
Adrian laughed and shook his head. He reached out to a box somewhere behind him that contained bottles of juice. He took out one bottle and asked, "Alright. What is this?"
"Orange juice!" the girl answered correctly and giggled.
Adrian picked up another bottle. "This?"
"Carrot juice!" The girl answered again.
Adrian smiled at her and picked up another bottle. "Now, this?"
"Cow juice!" The boy screamed and laughed. The girl laughed as well.
Adrian shook his head and smiled. "Milk." he corrected. "And where does milk come from?"
"Cows." The girl answered easily.
"Or, they could come from girls-" Adrian cut him off before he could continue.
"Umm, I don't think you should say that..." Adrian said nervously.
"Why not? I heard you saying it the other day and that girls have really big-"
"You can shut up now..." Man, it's fun to see Adrian squirming like this.
"Eyeballs." The boy continued. I laughed out loud but apparently, it was muffled by the girl's giggles and Adrian's sigh of relief.
"You're a boob." The boy accused Adrian. I laughed out loud.
Adrian covered his chest with both his hands. "Hey! I know I've gained a few pounds but these are not boobs. Even if they are boobs, they're man boobs. And they're really cool."
I found it amusing that Adrian tried to defend himself. Who knew that he was so good with kids.
"No uncle Adrian! Boob means fool. So you're a booby fool." The boy explained.
The girl turned to him and said, "But if he's a booby fool then that means he's a fooly fool."
The boy thought about this for a moment. "But daddy also said that boob means mistake."
Adrian interjected, "So I'm a mistake?" he questioned.
"Hey, shit happens!" the boy said and shrugged his shoulders. I laughed.
"I heard mummy say that one day. I have no idea what it means." The boy explained.
Two strong arms suddenly wrapped themselves around my waist. His lips were at my ear as he whispered, "He takes that attitude from you." while pointing to the boy. Then, the lips I knew so well kissed me cheek.
Dimitri, I immediately recognized.
"Yup," Adrian said to me. "He's definitely your son."
Hold up, SON?
Right on cue, my vision blurred as everything faded. I was starting to wake up. I opened my eyes only to be greeted by thin white walls, that hospital smell and the blinding lights. I quickly shut my eyes again.
"Erhmph..." I grumbled, trying to sit up but there was an arm around my waist blocking me. I look down to see a sleeping Dimitri, his arm feebly around my waist.
"Good, you're awake!" Chirped a voice beside me. It was some nurse who was checking my heartbeat and blood pressure from the annoying beeping machine beside me. Now, normally I would instinctively slam anything that beeps against the wall but my arm and wires connected to it. How annoying can it be? BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BE- Maybe if I stop breathing, it'll stop beeping. I took a deep breath and held it there.
One...two...three...four...fiv- okay stupid idea. I exhaled and turned to the nurse who finished doing whatever the hell she was doing to that stupid machine. Seriously, why can't it be like some soothing music instead of BEEP BEEP BEEP BEE-
"He passed out about two hours ago." She informed me while motioning to Dimitri.
"He waited all night for you to wake up. He complained about how you irritated him with your, I quote, stupid nonsensical crazy words." she laughed.
I stared at her. "What do you mean 'stupid nonsensical words'?" I don't remember waking up before this.
"Oh yes, the doctor gave you a shot that sort of made you...crazy. It was to help with your pain but it has its side effects..." Just then, my mind lit up like it was Christmas and the little people in my brain were screaming "IDEAAAAAA!"
"So, it irritated the shit out of him you say?" I clarified.
She nodded and I grinned.
"Okay, I'm going to wake him up and you inform him that you just gave me another one of those shots alright?" I asked eagerly as she laughed and nodded.
That was my cue to wake Dimitri up. Now, how should I do this...
I could gently wake him up? Nah. Where's the fun in that?
I could scream his name in his ear? Nope.
So, I settled with hitting him on the back of his head. Hard.
It had a PIAK sound when I smacked the back of his neck and he woke up with a start. I had a wide grin on my face.
He groaned and rubbed his eyes as he sat up. "Oh you're awake!" he said gleefully.
"DIMITRI!" I screamed.
"Oh crap." he mumbled as his expression changed from happy to disbelief. I had to hold back my laughter. This is too damn fun.
DPOV:
Oh shit. She can't be serious.
I pointed to Rose and gave the nurse a questioning look. She nodded and walked away.
"Rose...are you alright?" I asked once again.
"YIPEE!" she screamed. "Hey Dimi, I have an invention that will change the world..." she stared into blank space.
Hold on, what did she call me?
"Let's make a chair...WITH WHEELS." She exclaimed eagerly.
"That would be a wheelchair..."
"Okay fine. A bicycle...WITH A MOTOR!" She started clapping her hands at her wonderful idea.
"That's a motorcycle, Rose."
"Damn it!" she cursed. "Okay, how about without the motor."
"We will have a bicycle." I stated the obvious.
"BUT THIS ONE HAS A CHAIR!" she screamed.
"Anddd we're back to a wheelchair."
"Damn it." She grumbled.
"Rose, why don't you lay down? You're still hurt." I tried to calm her down. She has cracked ribs. It has to be painful.
"You have boobs." she stated.
What?
RPOV
I decided to use something I learned from my son.
"You have boobs." I told him.
He instinctively placed his hands over his chest and asked, "What?"
I had to hold in my laughter. I poked his chest. "Look. It's squishy like boobs. You have man boobs. HA! YOU HAVE MOOBS." I screamed while jumping/pointing at him like a little kid.
"Moobs?" he asked.
"Man boobs is too long. I shortened it to moobs." I explained. "DIMITRI HAS MOOBS! DIMITRI HAS MOOBS! DIMITRI HA-" Dimitri covered my mouth with his hand to silence me.
"Shh! Rose, not so loud."
Just then, the nurse came in...with a tray of donuts. Chocolate glazed donuts. Donuts with chocolate on them. Chocolate. On donuts. Donuts. With chocolate. Damn, I'm hungry.
"GIVE ME!" I screamed and reached out for the donuts. The nurse chuckled but complied. With that, she left the room.
When I was about to take a bite, I mean, swallow one whole, Dimitri stopped me by taking away my donut. MY donut. Stupid oversized pig with man boobs.
"Rose, you know why I stopped you right?" he asked. I though for a moment.
"CAUSE YOU CAN SMELL IT!" I joked and laughed.
I abruptly stopped and told him in a serious tone, "Now give me." I snatched the donut away from him and swallowed the whole thing anyway. Let me tell you, it was a damn good donut. So whenever someone says that hospital food sucks, slap them and shove a donut in their face.
"I thought you said hospital food sucked." Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to give you a demonstration of what I just said.
Now, simply open up your palm and smack it across the dimwit's face like so.
I slapped Dimitri's face. It wasn't so hard but I bet that hurt.
Now ladies and gentlemen, if you hear a PIAK! sound, congratulations, you did it! But if you hear an ouch or a-
"ROSE! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
Well, that, then even better.
Next, shove donut in the baboon's face.
I shoved the donut in his face, spreading the chocolate everywhere. I placed the donut on his forehead and let it go, allowing the donut to slide down his face, leaving another trail of chocolate.
That's it. I couldn't take it anymore. I burst out laughing, almost falling off the bed.
"HAHAHA YOU...HAHAHA DONUT! HAHAH CHOCOLATE FACE! HAHAH BABOON! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You were pretending weren't you?" Dimitri questioned.
I only replied him when I calmed down. "Yeah but it was funny!" I was still shaking from laughter.
"Now I'm a chocolate covered mess." he accused me.
"Wrong. You're a chocolate covered baboon." I corrected him. "Did you not hear what I just said?" I laughed again.
Dimitri grumbled while trying to wipe the chocolate off.
When he was done, I told him "Hey, you missed a spot."
"Where?" he asked while reaching out to find it.
"Riiiiight..." I took another donut and smashed it in his face again. "There." I grinned.
Dimitri didn't say anything. He simply took the last donut from the tray and wiped the chocolate across my face. It smelled goooooooddd.
"Now we're even." he stated when he was done.
"You baboon! You just wasted the last perfectly good chocolate glazed-"
"Rose..."
"Donut that was absolutely perfect for eating! I could practically-"
"Rose..."
"Smell the rich taste of that wonderful donut that I will-"
He silenced me. While placing his lips on mine. He kissed ms softly and when he pulled back, he whispered, "Shut up." and his lips went back to mine.
Well, that's one way to successfully shut me up.
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