Worst Day EVER
Chapter Three: It's not even Day One yet?

A/N: I finally get to update! Agh, Fanfic decided to be bitch to me and not let me update...but thanks to UsamiAkihiko for telling me how to do it. Or rather, reviewing her own story and telling everyone. For those of you who are fans of Prince of Tennis and like TezukaxFuji, her stories are awesome! :)

Anyways, I read some of the reviews I got, and people asked me this question a lot: Is it going to change to M later? The answer, is no, it's not. If the story crosses that line, I'll most likely make a oneshot or something with lemon in it, okay? :D Now, onto review replies~!

ChibiVampire131: Thanks! It's nice to get reviews like that. :3

Daughter of the Sea and Wisdom: Yes, but if she did that, where would the story be?

narutofan1091: Thanks for that! I thought the idea was a bit bad, so it's nice hearing that you think it's original.

megamixnoxbara88: Thanks for both of the reviews. :D I love Sasuke's smirk, so I just thought I'd put it in there as something Sakura hates...then might come to love later!

1Gaasaku vs 1SasuSaku: I'm having fun hiking right now! Looks like you won't have to wait until Spring Break is over to read the next chapter, so consider this my thanks for wishing me a fun Spring Break.

DeidaraLuver: You were confused before? If it was, I'm really sorry. PM me about what you found confusing, and I'll try and make sure I don't do it again.

I'm sorry if I didn't respond to your review, but that just meant I was eager to get this chapter up for you guys! Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter of Worst Day EVER!

Key:

Speaking: Inner

Speaking: Often the author, or emphasis.

Speaking: Thoughts

"Speaking": Normal

My eyes are twitching, aren't they? I know they are...they have to be! I mean, I've just slept in a bed with...my eyes darted over to the man next to me, tousled black hair the only thing I could see since his back was turned. Sasuke Uchiha. My prisonmate. My worst enemy. Argh, it makes me angry just thinking about it! I would've killed him earlier, if it hadn't been for stupid TV and the stupid people...

(Flashback!)

"DIE, DAMN YOU!" I shrieked, shaking Sasuke back and forth as I choked him. The Uchiha's face was slowly turning blue as he struggled to breath, but I really didn't care at that point. Of course, before I could actually do anything, Fate decided to bitch at me again and made the TV turn on with a loud bang. Of course, being a ninja, I'm very paranoid of course. So when you hear a big bang about five feet away, you're gonna do what I did.

Jump up about ten feet in the air, scream at the top of your lungs and cling to the closest thing. Which, unfortunately in my case, happened to be Sasuke. Then, the worst possible thing that could've happened, did happen. The TV adjusted to show the image of Tsunade, Gaara and his siblings, Naruto and Ino, and...my Kami, was that Orochimaru? What the hell is he doing there? Before I could say anything though, I was stopped by a wolf whistle from Naruto.

"Damn, it's only been an hour and a half, and you two are already all over each other!" he exclaimed, grinning widely. I noticed the position I was in then, my eyes widening as I let out another piercing scream, jumping away from Sasuke. Huh...I've been jumping and screaming a lot today, haven't I? Anyways, on to what Tsunade was saying!

"As I'm sure you're aware, I set you up on a fake mission." The Godaime said, staring at us gravely. Well, no shit! I kinda figured that, Shishou! Jeez, I'm not an idiot...Oh, she's talking again. "Here's the deal. Orochimaru has promised us peace for the rest of this year...in exchange for you Sakura. Of course, I said no, so he changed his request. According to his notes, Sasuke's training has been spiraling down since he's found out about Itachi, so he's deemed you to be the one to get him back on track." Oh, that made my mouth work again.

"W-what? Shishou, what do you mean, 'get him back on track'?" I demanded, jumping up. "Sasuke's not a train, it's not like I can push him onto a track! Oh wait...maybe I can. Are there any active railroads around here?" I mused, a thoughtful expression on my face as I fantasized a large train running over a tied up and girlishly-screaming Sasuke. I know that I probably looked crazy, since when I fantasize Sasuke's death, I tend to grin and get a mad glint in my eyes...judging from the way Ino was staring at me in horror, I was doing it right now. Schooling my expression once more, I raised a brow. "Anyways, explain more!"

Tsunade sighed and muttered about impatient apprentices, so Orochimaru took this as his chance to step forward and talk. "Dear Sakura-"

"Don't call me by my name, you snake pedophile!" I shouted, shuddering at the way he rolled the 'r' in my name...so creepy! Oh, Ino's staring at him in horror now! I'm no longer the target for her stare! Hooray~! Oh, he's talking again...I really need to stop doing this. I miss a lot.

"As I was saying, Haruno-san, Sasuke's training has been off since he's gotten distracted. I have sold him to Tsunade-" Orochimaru was cut off again as Sasuke shot up from the couch in shock.

"You sold me off? What the hell am I, an auction item?" he demanded in his...Sasuke monotone. Amazing how he can sound angry, even when his voice is so dull.

Orochimaru's talking again...

Oh. Well, let's listen to the snake pedo again.

"Actually, I make more money using you than I did every year before I got you." Ororchimaru said, eyes glinting. "Selling your body off to those rabid fangirls of yours-" Again, Orochimaru was cut off by Sasuke. Huh, it's pretty funny watching Sasuke get all riled up. Right now, his eyes are bugging out of his head and he looks like his brain is about to short circuit. Haha, that's a really funny expression.

"Shut up! I can't believe you're auctioning my body off! Are you doing it in Amegakure? Or on the internet or something?" Sasuke demanded, gritting his teeth in irritation. Orochimaru looked at Sasuke with a raised brow, and I can almost picture what he's thinking. 'What, you don't think I can't do both?'

"Honestly Sasuke, you make it sound like I can only do one."

Oh! I was pretty close! I grinned at that, whereas Sasuke blanched and turned paler then he usually was. The normally composed Uchiha slumped back onto the couch, in an obvious state of shock...Well, I don't blame him. How would you feel if you just found out your body was being auctioned in both a village, and on the internet by a snake-using gay pedophile? Seriously, he could've let people in at night just to...well, I'll let you imagine it. Huh...I almost pity Sasuke. Emphasis on the almost.

"Now, if I'm allowed to speak again." Orochimaru said, waiting for someone to interrupt him. When no one did, he nodded. "Anyways, Sasuke, since your training results have been so horrible lately, the two kages and I have decided that the best thing for you is some R&S." Orochimaru explained, smirking. I blinked.

"R&S? What the heck is that?" I demanded, seeing as Sasuke was still too shocked to speak. Orochimaru chuckled darkly at that.

"I was hoping you'd say that. It means rest...and sex." he said, smirking evilly. I paled, knowing my eyes were huge and possible bugging out. I knew for a fact that my mouth was hanging open and probably hitting the floor, and that my arms hung limply at my sides, trembling slightly.

Rest and what? He can't be serious...Snapping my mouth shut, I looked to Tsunade pleadingly. "Tell me it isn't so! Please, Shishou! Say it isn't so!"

Tsunade gave a grimace. "Two days Sakura. Two days in there with the Uchiha, with us monitoring you through special means. That means no killing him, and no seppuku." she said simply. And those words were all it took for a bottomless pit of despair to open up beneath me and swallow me whole.

Ino stared at my body with surprise and obvious concern. "Tsunade, she's turned into a shell! She's just slumped on the floor, and...oh, Kami! Sasuke's a shell too! They're both just slumped there, and there's smoke coming out of their mouths...Hokage-sama, I think it's their souls! We've killed my best friend and former stalking victim!" she wailed, slumping to her knees with a sob. Tsunade winced at the loud sound, rolling her eyes.

"They're fine Ino. Just in shock." she said, shaking her head. Then she turned to Gaara and his siblings. "...Two days. Unless something happens and we need to prolong or shorten it." Tsunade growled, making the three exchange glances.

"What do you mean by something?" Gaara asked quietly, staring at her blankly. Tsunade sighed. "Oh. In that case, yes. They'll be in there two days unless that happens." he said, crossing his arms. Tsunade gave a nod, before looking at me sadly. The last thing I heard before I faded out of awareness was Tsunade's words.

"Two days Sakura. I hope we can keep it at that...however, knowing your stubborness, that isn't likely. Good luck, my apprentice."

(Flashback ends!)

So, sometime after that, Sasuke and I both managed to recapture our 'souls' and make our way to the bed to die again. However, not ten minutes later, I was sitting in bed, with my eye twitching. It hasn't even been one damn day yet, and already I'm about to commit seppuku just to get out of here! I groaned softly, slumping back onto the rather comfortable, yet still way too orange bed. I almost didn't notice Sasuke twitch slightly in place, a soft, almost inaudible snore coming from him. Hang on...a sleeping Sasuke. No one around to stop me. Since I can't kill him, I may as well have some fun.

Snickering silently, I silently got off the bed, taking out a marker that I kept on me in case of emergency surgeries out of my pocket. I crept to the other side of the bed, marker uncapped and ready to scribble all over the Uchiha's face, only to have my eyes widen in shock.

Laying before me...his hair tousled, messy, and partially hiding his face, was Sasuke Uchiha. With a completely innocent face. I'm dead serious here. There wasn't any of those anger wrinkles he normally has, and there wasn't any frown lines. In fact, if you looked hard enough, you could see smile lines. Smile lines! But the thing that shocked me the most, wasn't any of those. It was was the fact that his eyes were open, staring blankly ahead of him. It was pretty obvious he was asleep, since there was something out of place on his face. Oh...he's crying.

What the hell? He's crying! His eyes are open...staring right at me, and not seeing me...and he's crying. It's official, Sakura's gone crazy everyone! I groaned silently, as a sudden urge to stroke his hair suddenly filled me. ME! The person who wanted to kill him more than anything in the damn world, wanted to stroke his freaking spiky, chicken-ass hair! ARGH!

And of course, being a medic and being me, I gave into impulse and hesitantly reached out with my left hand. When nothing happened, I gently stroked it once, watching as he relaxed slightly under my touch and the tears slowed, then stopped. His eyes slid half-shut and an incomprehensible mumble left his lips. Huh...looking like this, he almost seemed like a little kid. I smiled gently, continuing to stroke until his eyes slid closed and his breathing had evened out.

Of course, before I could even enjoy the peace, my Inner decided to barge in.

Sakura! What the hell do you think you're doing, he's our enemy!

I know that! I thought angrily, gently removing my hand and storming, still being silent, to the couch. I slumped down on it, groaning softly and burying my face in my hands.

You know, we're not gonna last if he looks that cute all the time.

...I know. That's why we only interact when he's an annoying prick. And that's when he's awake. That means no looking at Sasuke when he's sleeping, understand Inner?

...Does that-

Yes, it includes talking to Sasuke's messed up, emotional-wreck chibi child of an inner!

But Sakura-

I'm serious! I'm not losing my virginity to some freaking mercenary!

...

...This conversation is over.

With that, I sighed, fully slumping into the squishy couch. I'm sooo not gonna survive these two days...hell, it's not even one day yet, and I'm already starting to break down! Ugh...I really just need to scream. Really badly. I'm serious here. Ah, fuck it!

"ARGH!" I screamed, clenching the couch pillows to my chest and screaming at the top of my lungs. This resulted in Sasuke giving a rather girly scream of his own, starting in the bed and falling off the edge...which resulted in a string of curses that would've made a sailor shiver. Then, a rather bedraggled Uchiha stood menacingly by the bed.

"...Sakuuuuuuraaaaa..." Sasuke growled, glaring at me with sleep heavy eyes, a black aura surrounding him. Now, who does that remind me of...oh yeah! It's Kyouya from Ouran! Oh...damn. I really don't want a shadow king in the same room with me...and I really, really don't want a shadow king slowly trudging towards me in anger. Oh shit...

(From the Kazekage tower)

Tsunade nearly went to the place herself to break the two up as Sasuke came down upon her apprentice and started dragging her towards the bathroom. "Gaara!" she shouted, looking the the Kazekage. Gaara simply sighed.

"No. Only mornings, afternoons, evenings, and emergencies." he monotoned. "I will not stop it. You were the ones who wanted to do it anyway."

Naruto and Ino both snorted at this, the Kyuubi jinchuuriki raising a brow and beginning to speak. "As if you didn't want to watch as well. Face it Gaa-kun. You're a closet perv. Just like Ero-sennin!"

Gaara's nonexistent eyebrow twitched at this, rapidly becoming a tic when his siblings snorted and nearly burst out laughing. ...Damn you Naruto. I'll get you for that comment.

(Back with the lovely couple~!)

I didn't make a noise as I was chucked into the bathroom, the door slamming shut behind me. Shrugging, I simply stood up and twisted the door knob...only to hear a click. My eyes widened in shock and I twisted again. Nothing. "Sasuke, this isn't funny!" I shouted, banging on the door. "Let me out!"

The only thing I heard was that annoying grunt noise.

Oh. Fuck.

Quickly growing claustrophobic, I panicked slightly, before I calmed down enough to focus my chakra into my fist. Anyways, for all of you reading...I wasn't sane at the moment, okay? I was panicking and I was severely disoriented. So therefore, my next actions were completely justified.

Rearing my fist back, I gave a low, guttural growl before I snapped my hand forward, successfully breaking the door of it's hinges. I heard a short grunt of pain as the door landed on Sasuke's head, then a louder growl of pain as I walked over his head and out the bathroom. Feeling rather satisfied with myself, I stood before the fallen Sasuke, smirking victoriously.

My victory, of course, was short-lived.

Sasuke shoved the door off, staring at the empty space where the door had been for a moment. Then he shrugged and looked to me. "Hope you like going to the bathroom and showering with no door. Showering especially...since we don't have a curtain." he said, watching my expression change from victorious, to realization, to utter horror and shock.

Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!

"Nooooooo! Anything but this, Kami-sama, please!" I screamed, falling to my knees in horror. I'd have to go pee and take a shower...with Sasuke Uchiha having a chance of seeing me.

Well, damn. My life just rocks, doesn't it? Fannz, get in here before I die of utter humiliation!

Me: *clears throat*

Sakura: ….

Me: Well? Pay up!

Sakura: Damn bitch! How dare you update early?

Me: :p Too bad, so sad. Now pay up!

Sakura: *pouts* Fine...*pulls out wallet, muttering angrily*

Me: *giggles* Anyways, thou who reviews this chapter shall receive a smirking Sasuke doll! :D Now, what fangirl wouldn't want that?

Sakura: Choke it! Choke it because the author won't let me choke the story Sasuke!

Sasuke: o.o

Sakura: *growls and charges*

Me: O.O Gotta go everyone. Don't want any murder charges on me...*runs away!*

Lol, hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I'll try to update soon. Also, for those of you who like my stories, please check out Naruto and the Ice Maiden~! I'm getting my muse back for that, so hopefully, I'll update that soon. Maybe A New Life REVAMPED as well.

Note: Seppuku: Ancient form of suicide, mainly used in the era of Samurai and Shoguns. It was considered an honorable way to die back the, committing ritual suicide and protecting your master's(or in this case, village's) secrets rather than get sent back and be shamed, or be tortured into revealing secrets.