Worst Day EVER
Chapter Four: I'm being assaulted?
A/N: I'm back, guys! :D Great inspiration lately, mostly from re-watching funny episodes of Bakugan, Pokemon, other animes...you should all know by now that I'm an anime freak. :p Anyways! But seriously...I've gotten more than thirty reviews. *tears up* That's the most reviews, I have ever gotten. I'm serious, check out my other stories and you'll see that they have like, one or two each.
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Alrighty, so it's time to hand out the Sasuke plushies, as promised! Here are the people who get the review reply spotlight this time:
WhatChuuKnowBoutMe: *points up* That's what you do if you can't update your story. Thanks for the review. :) *hands Sasuke Plushie*
alphaladywolf: Sarcasm? Not entirely sure...and it's meant to be OOC at times. :p That's why it's in the humor section.
Sakura: Alright, I wanna do it now! *clears throat* The next one to get a Smirking Sasuke doll is...Daughter of sea and wisdom! *eye twitch* Yeah, my life is fucked up. But, thank you! :D Finally, someone who will choke Sasuke!
KSVH: Your penname is...difficult to remember, and chances are, this is what I'll use to address you. Anyways, thanks for the review. I loved that little scenario...except for Tenzou's innocence being tainted. q.q Poor Tenzou.
Ahem! *throws out Sasuke plushies* Do what you want with them, but it's time for me to get onto the story!
Key:
Speaking: Inner
Speaking: Often the author, or emphasis.
Speaking: Thoughts
"Speaking": Normal
Hey, guess what guys? I'm having a flashback this chapter! And I'm not gonna do a whole thing leading up to what I'm doing now! Oh...you want to know what I'm doing now? Well...let's just say you never know how strong a bladder you have until you're trapped underground with your worst enemy without a bathroom door. It's been two hours...and I still haven't gone to the bathroom. That's a good record for me, since I really have to go.
My god, just go Sakura! I'm dying here!
No! I refuse to let the cheeky bastard win in this situation! I snapped, crossing my legs once more. Aw shit, I really, really have to go now...
"Sakura, I'm going to the bathroom." Sasuke said, standing and striding to the bathroom which had no door. Stupid cocky bastard probably didn't realize that I saw that little snarky smirk on his face! I turned away from the bathroom, trying to block out all sounds and resist the calling of the toilet to my severely taxed bladder.
Oh...the bastard is actually peeing. In a room without a door. While I'm doing my damn hardest not to piss? Inner seemed to be getting rather steamed up as well...but her words are way too X-rated for this fic, so...well, I'll let you hear one line.
That damn motherfucking, son of a bloody gun is gonna die! I'll tear his balls out and stuff them up his ass if he keeps going like this! SAKURA! If he doesn't stop, I swear that guy's gonna lose his p*BEEEEEEEEP*
I admit. I got a bit...ah, what's the word...embarrassed! That's right, I got a bit embarrassed, because if I had let Inner keep going...well, let's just say a lot of you would have no more innocence. Wait, what the hell am I talking about? You're all reading this story, you probably don't have innocence anymore! Oh...now I'm guilty. Listen guys, I really hope I didn't steal your innocence, otherwise I'll feel really guilty and might commit seppuku once this is all over, plus-
"Sakura, the bathroom is open if you want to use it." Sasuke said, walking towards me. I turned to glare at him...and nearly lost what little innocence I have left.
Sasuke Uchiha stood there, where the door had once been...with nothing on. I'm serious here, the guy was walking around with no pants on! My mouth was probably on the floor, and I probably have like, twenty tics now...and all he does is raise a brow and smirk at me!
"Perverted bastard!" I screamed, throwing the nearest thing-the remote for the TV-at Sasuke's face. Of course, the bloody idiot caught it. "Get some clothes on, dammit! Seriously, Naruto has better class than you since he knows not to walk around in freaking commando!"
Sasuke scoffed once more, walking past me nonchalantly, seeming not to care one damn bit that I had just seen his...well, let's just call it his hand's best friend, neh? I shuddered, looking towards the TV. Immediately, Orochimaru's words hit me again.
"Anyways, Sasuke, since your training results have been so horrible lately, the two kages and I have decided that the best thing for you is some R&S."
I was hoping you'd say that. It means, rest...and sex.
Rest...and sex.
Sex.
I gave a groan of desperation, clutching a pillow to my chest in an attempt to calm my very frazzled nerves.
He probably set this up with that Hebi bastard! Inner raged, cracking her knuckles threateningly. I'll kick both their asses, just tell me the word Sakura!
As tempting as that sounds...Tsunade-shishou said no. I thought, grimacing as I clung to the pillow with white knuckles. Deciding that he's had enough time to change into some decent clothes, I slowly turned my head around...only to come face to face with his hand's best friend. Oh god...are they supposed to be that damn big? Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit! With all my blood rushing to my cheeks, I stumbled up, knowing my mouth was moving up and down with no sound coming out.
Sakura! Hang in there, Sakura! You'll be fine...umm...I'll just go talk to Sasuke's Inner to see what to do! Ja~!
With that, I was left with nothing to preoccupy my thoughts except for the image of...that. My god, he's not human! No human in the world had something that big! Orochimaru wanted him to...with that...inside me? Hell no! Forget it! Never gonna happen, you stupid, son of a fucking gun! Of course, while I was completing my mental rage, I was completely unaware of the fact that Sasuke had walked towards me, nothing on but a fresh pair of boxers. You heard me. The bastard had on a pair of boxers, and was walking towards me with that freaky glint in his eyes...those of you who have watched the series should know about that glint he gets when he's excited or mad. Yeah, that exact one.
WARNING! SAKURA TORTURE AHEAD! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE, SKIP TO THE NEXT BOLD, ALL-CAPS LINE.
I wasn't paying attention, so as per usual, Sasuke(fucking rapist! He's a fucking rapist!) decided to sneak up on me and pin me from behind! He's so mean, isn't he? Of course, being a girl and being...well, being me, I let out a scream as I was pushed onto the couch. I could feel his breath as he bowed his head to whisper in my ear.
"What's wrong...Sakura? You see them in examinations all the time." he murmured, his hot breath tickling my ear. I shivered involuntarily, squeezing my arms between us and giving a push. Of course, all that happened was that he gave a grunt, forcing even more warm breath on me. "Now Sakura, that wasn't very nice. I just asked a simple question."
Oh. My. God. Did his voice always have that...tone in it? Like he wanted to freaking ravage me? My eyes widened, and I probably had my mouth wide open, but can you blame me? The guy's...oh, I really hope that's a tongue...just wet the shell of my ear. I'm serious. The guy just freaking licked my ear! I shuddered at the feeling, pushing at Sasuke again.
"Rapist! Get off me!" I shouted. "You may have been allowed to do this to Kabuto and Orochimaru, but you can't do it to-mph!" Okay, my entire eye must be bright green, because my eyes had widened far more than I thought possible. Sasuke Uchiha. Mr. Ice Cube and hater of all things related to Konoha. Just. Kissed. ME. I was probably trembling at that point, but I can't really remember since I was struggling to get me brain to work again. Of course, when his teeth started nibbling on my lips, all attempts flew out the window. My arms were trembling as he grabbed them and pinned them above my head.
"Sakura...do you want this?" he murmured, causing my short-circuited brain to suddenly reboot and start processing once more. My bright viridian eyes looked up at Sasuke's face, which was mostly hidden from view since he was facing down.
"W-want..." I trailed off, cursing the slight tremble in my voice. Steeling myself, I licked my suddenly dry lips. "Want what?" I demanded, thankful that I had pulled it off without a tremble this time. Sasuke obviously didn't like my response, since he tensed above me. One of his hands tightened around my wrist, pulling my arm down towards his...oh god.
"Sakura, I'll ask you again." Sasuke growled, still facing down. "Do you want this?" he said, pressing my hand against the...well, let's call it the lump for now, okay? To preserve my sanity. I immediately blushed bright red, snatching my hand back.
"B-bastard! Don't do that again!" I cried, cradling my hand to my chest. Sasuke stilled, before his head slowly started to lift. I held my breath, wondering what his eyes would look like. Would they be lit up in lust, like those perverts I treated two weeks ago? Anger, since I had rejected him? Either way, his coal black eyes would be...eerily yellow.
He was looking me in the eye now, and I must say...I never knew Sasuke Uchiha used Orochimaru contacts. Suspicion and irritation started bubbling inside me, and as he licked his lips, staring at me with a mad glint in his bright yellow eyes, I finally figured it wasn't Sasuke.
Hey, Sakura! Guess what, that guy isn't really Sas-
Shut up! I'm trying to figure out what the hell is going on! I mentally snapped. My Inner pouted, crossing her arms.
Sakura, that's what I'm trying to tell you! This guy isn't the real-
I immediately started ignoring my Inner as the imitation-Sasuke started to speak.
He licked his lips, and I noticed his abnormal tongue length. Remind you guys of anyone yet? "Sakuraaaaa." he murmured, drawing out the 'a' in my name. "You felt it. I want you, Sakura. And I want it now." he murmured, dipping his head once more. Okay...yellow eyes and long tongue aside, this was still Sasuke's face. And as a former fangirl, I still froze when that face came more than two inches away from my face. I tensed, blinking rapidly as Sasuke neared my lips. Then...
"OROCHIMARU, GET THE HELL OFF MY STUDENT!"
Shishou's voice came roaring through the TV.
SAKURA TORTURE WILL NOW CEASE...OR AT LEAST RETURN TO THE USUAL LEVEL!
'Sasuke' leaped off me, staring at the TV with a look that should never be on Sasuke's face. I'm...in complete and utter horror here, seeing that look on Sasuke's face. I shuddered, before the events of the past few minutes caught up to me and rose to the forefront of my mind. A few moments later, comprehension returned and my entire body flushed deep red. Sasuke...even if he was a possessed, demented version of Sasuke...almost kiss me. Me! I was pretty sure my brain would overload pretty soon, so I took this time to reflect. Of course, the time was cut short as the voice of her mentor blasted once more into the tiny room.
"Orochimaru, how dare you possess the boy! How dare you try and get him to...to...rape, of all people, my apprentice?" Tsunade shouted, looking like she was about ready to storm into the room and kill. "I'll castrate you, you bloody snake bastard! I'll make sure you can never, ever, spill your seed into anything, ever again!"
'Sasuke' scoffed, crossing his arms and sending a petulant look to Tsunade. You heard me. The last Uchiha, was pouting at the Godaime Hokage. "Tsunade, you and the others all agreed that by the way this was progressing, they'd never get together before the second day came and went." he hissed, voice slipping from Sasuke's smooth tenor to Orochimaru's strange voice. "You were the one who demanded we lock them in here and get them together!"
Tsunade's eyes widened, and she rapidly waved her hands in warning. "You bastard! Shut up, be quiet, silencio! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Tsunade hissed, voice growing no louder than an normal level. Of course, 'Sasuke' got the message and snapped his mouth shut. His eyes widened fractionally as he realized his mistake. Slowly turning to face me, the man's yellow eyes darted around nervously, looking for traces of the hidden power of mine that everyone kept talking about. Che, that's what happens when you let Inner-less people see Inners. They get all spazzy. Anyways...onto the main topic.
Turning to face the TV, I kept my face carefully blank. "...Shishou. What does he mean by that? You were the one who demanded I be locked in here?" I asked quietly, watching my mentor stiffen and give me a wary look.
"N-now, Sakura! This was for your own good, and-"
I cut her off, not really caring if she grew angry. "So, you mean to say...he is telling the truth? That you were the one who forced me in here with this...this...thing?" I shrieked, glaring at her with such rage and sheer...pissed off-ness that I was about three seconds from killing the TV.
Tsunade gulped, looking at 'Sasuke'. "You're on your own now." she said, quickly flashing off as the TV went black. 'Sasuke' gulped, slowly turning to face the dark aura growing behind him. Suffice to say, the Sannin was someone who wouldn't get scared easily. But Sasuke's fear, along with Orochimaru's fear all kinda melded together when they saw me.
Well, actually, it was me...and a very pissed off Inner. I knew she was fairly angry at being ignored, then shoved away, so now she took advantage of my momentary shock to shove my consciousness aside. For a moment, darkness swirled around me, a clear sign of my rage. Then, it was gone and when my head moved up...I was no longer the on in control.
Inner licked my lips, giving 'Sasuke' and evil grin. "Oh, I look forward to this..." she murmured, cracking my knuckles as she made me walk towards the boy. 'Sasuke' gulped, scrambling away from me.
"N-now, Sakura...can we settle this like adults? Come on, there's no need to resort to violence!" 'Sasuke' said, trying to sooth the anger he had invoked. When Inner made me give a dark chuckle, the boy gulped.
Sorry, Sasuke. You're on your own now.
Inner watched as Sasuke's eyes flickered to black, then widened and she immediately grew curious as Sasuke panicked a bit.
Oi, Orochimaru-! Get your ass back in here! Don't leave me to deal with your problem! Sasuke thought-shouted in a panicked voice, giving a nervous glance towards the slightly confused Inner in front of him. A slight presence hit him, and he watched as his Inner, a copy of his younger self, suddenly appeared.
...Neh, Sasuke...we shouldn't fight it, otherwise we'll get hurt a lot more.
What are you, an Uchiha, or a coward? Sasuke snarled, clenching his fists.
Well, I'm you. If I'm a coward, you're a coward. And technically, I am an Uchiha since you are one too. Inner-Sasuke said, looking at Sasuke with a pout. Then the strangest noise registered with him and Sasuke, and they slowly turned around to see Inner clutching my stomach as laughter bubbled out of my mouth. Sasuke straightened slightly, watching me for any signs of aggression. What he got however, was more laughs and giggles coming from my mouth, my dark aura slowly vanishing. When he looked down to see my face, you could say he looked...relieved, to see the warm green eyes and bright smile of me, and not the cold, dark green and maniacal grin that belonged to my Inner. Slowly, after taking deep breaths and several sighs, I managed to calm down enough to look up at Sasuke, thoroughly amused.
"Sorry about that." I giggled, straightening. "Just...the look on your face!" Another laughing fit hit me as I clutched my stomach once more, giggles leaving my mouth. Sasuke blinked.
"What...what look, Sakura?" he demanded, looking annoyed. "You must have been imagining it."
I immediately stopped laughing, raising a brow and straightening. "Really? I imagined you standing there, your eyes all blank and spacy with your mouth all weirdly angled? I imagined you muttering under your breath and acting like a crazy person? I imaged-"
"Okay, okay! I get it." Sasuke huffed, still rather flustered from the previous experience. Then he grew somber, giving me a cold glare. "This never happened. I did nothing a few minutes ago. Nothing!" he hissed, making me roll my eyes and give a thumbs up.
"Aye, aye, Captain Spaz." I chirped, turning and skipping back to the couch, grabbing the TV remote on my way.
My, my. You change gears pretty fast.
Shut up. I'm still mad at you for taking over. I thought, still smiling as I plopped onto the couch and turned on the TV. A few moments later, Sasuke sat down on the other side of the couch, eyes drifting to the TV where I had Mamotte! Lollipop playing. After a few moments, I grinned, preparing my sweetest voice.
"Sasuke?"
"...Hn?"
"I'm still going to castrate you and make sure you never have kids."
"..."
"Just making sure you know."
And for a moment, I swear Sasuke actually made a Shikarmu face.
(ELSEWHERE, IN SUNA)
Tsunade stormed into the Kazekage's office, ignoring the indignant cries of Naruto and the sand siblings as she slammed her hands into Gaara's desk. The desk gave a shudder, a small piece falling onto the floor. Gaara blinked, mentally mourning his poor desk, as he turned to face Tsunade.
"...What happened to make you try and kill my desk?"
Tsunade gave a look that clearly said she wasn't in the mood.
"Gaara...it's happened. The thing." she said, eyes dead serious. Now, that caught Gaara's attention. The Kazekage leaned forward, resting his chin on his hands.
"I take it that means they've found out?" he questioned, watching Tsunade as the Hokage groaned and gave a nod. "I understand."
Tsunade straightened, running a hand through her hair.
"I need some booze." she muttered, sighing. Then she looked at Gaara as he finished explaining things to the others. "Gaara, you understand everything, right?" she asked suspiciously. Gaara turned to her, giving a curt nod.
"I understand. Haruno Sakura-chan and Uchiha Sasuke-san are to be kept in the place for the next two weeks."
Me: *evil laugh* It's a clliffy! A badly done cliffy, but still a cliffy! :D
Sakura: ...You're joking, right? Two weeks? With Sasuke?
Me: *smirk* Nope. Absolutely not kidding here.
Sakura: O.O *dies*
Sasuke: *narrows his eyes* Is staying with me that bad?
Angry Naruto Fans: YES! Especially after you killed Itachi!
Sasuke: o.o *goes to emo corner*
Me: ^^U This was actually only supposed to be five-seven chapters, with two chapters for each day and then they eventually fell in love in a prologue. However, I have a dear(and annoying) friend who persuaded me to do it this way. I hope you enjoyed this chapter of Worst Day EVER!
NOTES:
Hebi means snake.
Some links for Sasuke's face while having his conversation with his Inner are:
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http : /www . frikipedia . es/images/thumb/a/a2/SasukeWTF . jpg/200px-SasukeWTF . jpg
http : /quizilla . teennick . com/user_images/A/AZ/AZR/AZRAEL13/1249518409_6109_full . jpeg
Just remove the spaces. ;) Feel free to pick any one, I just thought they'd look funny.