Worst Day EVER
Chapter Five: Day One is almost over!
A/N: Hola everyone~! :D I'm back. I have nothing to do while in U.S. History, so I decided to start the story. Anyways, I really don't have much to do...can't get to the reviews since FF is blocked at school. :p Basically, I'm just really hoping my computer won't die and crash before I can get home and save. Anyways, enjoy this chapter of Worst Day EVER!
Review Responses:
KSVH: Lol, knowing Kakashi, that's what he thinks therapy is. Poor Tenzou...Sakura approves you killing the Sasuke plushie though! :D Anyways, glad to know I have Kakashi approval. I wouldn't want an irate copy-nin after me.
Lalaranya: Lol, really? She's like a friend of mine I have...I have a lot of perverted friends, and she was raised a Christian. Therefore, she never heard perverted jokes and such like that, so she's stuck at a table with my friends making all these perverted questions, and since she doesn't know what she's saying, she makes comments that just fuel the pervertedness there. ;) If she reads this though, she'll yell at me for putting Sakura through this...
unknownred: I'd like it if you had an account...anyways, I can make cliffies if I want! *sticks tongue out*
tigers-and-dragons: Lol, the craziness shall keep continuing too. ;) Hope you enjoy this chapter.
glitterthorn: Well, if I let her do that, it may risk future lemony one-shots with them...considering Sasuke would be too afraid to let her near certain parts of his anatomy to go much farther than a kiss.
*hands out Inner Sakura plushies* Lol, she demanded I make a plushy of her and pass them out. Do as you wish to them, faithful readers!
Key:
Speaking: Inner
Speaking: Often the author, or emphasis.
Speaking: Thoughts
"Speaking": Normal
"Sakura, stop pacing! You're wearing a freaking ditch into the ground."
"Shut up, Uchiha! This is all your fault!"
"My fault? You're blaming me for the door you broke?"
"Yes! Now shut up, so I can focus on not pissing my pants!"
"...Too much info, Sakura. Too much."
"Shut up!"
I glared at Sasuke as I paced around the table in front of the couches. Said male was standing there, looking irate with his arms crossed and brow creased.
"Sakura, stop pacing. Seriously, I want to get to the couch and sit down!" Sasuke complained, glaring at me. I returned the glare with twice as much malice, causing Sasuke to turn towards sullen brooding.
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up!" I hissed, walking faster. "None of this would be happening if you hadn't gone to the fucking bathroom in front of me! Do you know how hard it is not to piss when there's nothing there to hide people actually pissing?"
Sasuke raised a brow. "Why don't you just-" he stopped, mainly because I had stalked up to him threateningly.
"Never going to happen. Not unless I bind and gag you and throw you in a corner! And since I have nothing to do so with, you suffer with me!" I hissed, stopping for a moment to threaten him with green glowing hands. Then my over-abused bladder gave a loud complaint, and I released a squeak as I returned to my heated pacing. Sasuke's eye twitched, and he finally walked forward. Assuming he was trying to get past me, again, I moved to block him. Instead, once I got within reach, he immediately turned me around and started marching me towards the bathroom.
"O-oi! Sasuke, stop it! Get off me!" I shouted, digging my heels in the ground. Sasuke ignored me, shoving me into the bathroom and turning around. "What the hell? I'm not going, so you-"
"Just go. Sakura, I'm not going to turn around. Just go dammit." he growled, crossing his arms. Seeing several advantages of this, Sakura grinned.
"I haven't showered since I left Konoha. I want to take a bath, so you'll have to stand out here for at least half an hour." I warned, smirking maliciously. Sasuke stiffened visible, before it relaxed to irate tensing of his shoulders.
"Fine. Just hurry up." he muttered, making me roll my eyes as I removed my clothes. The urge to go was much too strong, and since I wasn't peeing in my bathwater, I rushed to the toilet, sitting down on it. After a few moments, relief flooded me. It had been so damn long until I had gone, and the immediate relief in my bladder made me much calmer. Standing and cleaning myself, I quickly stripped and stepped into the bathtub and turned to warm water on. After about five minutes, I was laying in the warm water, my eyes closed in bliss.
Ah, this is the life. I thought, giving a content breath. Then, my bubble of wonderful-ness was burst.
"...You've got really small tits."
My eyes snapped open, and I chucked a towel at Sasuke. "Shut up! For your information, I bind my breasts most of the time!" I hissed. "If I don't, they get in the way of fight-"
"They're cute."
That stopped me in my tracks. I stared at Sasuke from the bathtub, mouth hanging open. Hell, even Inner was shocked.
Say...what? Did he just say our tits are small? Then say they're cute? Is he demented? she squawked, voice hoarse from shock. I simply stared, dumbfounded, as Sasuke's uncaring look slowly morphed into...oh my god. It seems the body remembers what the mind cannot. Sasuke's usually very sexy smirk (and the fact that I thought that never leaves this story), was now replaced...by Orochimaru's rape smirk. Yup. It was that forbidden look that crossed his face. And now he was walking closer. My hands skirted under the water, trying to seek something to cover myself with. When I grasped nothing but water, my eyes darted down, taking in the sudden white shape in the corner of my eye. A towel! My hand shot out as I jumped up, covering myself from view. Sasuke seemed a bit disappointed in that, since his...pedo smirk faded.
"...Rats. I didn't get to see if pink really is your natural hair." he muttered, crossing his arms. Immediately, my whole body flushed a deep, dark red.
"Shut up!" I shrieked, chucking a shampoo bottle at him. "Have you no fucking shame?" I hissed, watching Sasuke catch the bottle and glance at the label.
"Hn...you use peach scented shampoo?" he questioned, looking up. "Because that's not what I smell whenever we get in bed together." he commented, making red flash before my eyes.
"Shut up! You make it sound like we do things in bed!" I shrieked, shooting up. Unfortunately, I let go of the towel in my rage, and Sasuke's eyes went down to look at my most sacred place. It took me a few minutes, but I eventually got over my shock and threw a rock...yes, a rock that I pried from the wall, at his face. Of course, since Mr. Stupid was too busy looking at my crotch, I beaned him right in the side of the head. I watched in satisfaction as he staggered onto his knees, reaching down and wrapping the towel around myself. By the time I had stepped out, Sasuke had moved to sit up and glare at me.
"That hurt." he muttered, standing. Then the pedophile smirk was on his face again. "At least I verified what most of the audience already knows." he chuckled, causing me to go blind with rage. I gave a roar as I charged him, about to pummel him into the ground, when the TV turned on again.
"Hey, I never knew Sakura-chan was the kinky type! Lucky Teme!"
I halted in my tracks, feeling myself pale. Beneath me, Sasuke was pretty much the same, blanching as we heard that oh, so familiar voice. Our heads turning at the same time, we watched in horror as Naruto and Jiraiya stared at us through the TV, one with a mischievous smile and the other with a lecherous grin.
"...Naruto, what did you say?"
Shishou's voice rang through, and Naruto and Jiraiya blanched almost as pale as us and jumped apart. "Ah, nothing Baa-chan! Just that Sakura's getting all kinky with Sasuke-teme." he said, chuckling nervously. "Strange how you think you know a person, right?" he asked, smiling at her. However, when a dark shadow appeared above him, he gulped. "Baa...chan?"
However, before Tsunade could deliver a pummeling, Gaara appeared and gave a look to the two. "...Fight outside. I don't want blood in my office." he said, sighing before he looked at us. "...Sakura, I don't know if you and Sasuke have already done it, but if he hasn't, condoms and lube are-"
"No! Nononononono!" I shouted, rushing out of the bathroom and hiding beside the bed. I blinked, seeing my a fresh-change of clothes under the bed. I had a sneaking suspicion that it was Temari's doing, but I really didn't care as I quickly changed into the clothes and jumped up. "I have not, nor will I do anything with this bastard!" I said, glaring at Gaara. "Now, how many days has it been? When am I getting out of here?" I demanded, watching Gaara stare at me with...was the discomfort in his eyes.
"...It's almost the end of day one." Gaara said, looking at us, his gaze carefully blank. Uh oh. That can't be good. "As to how long you'll be in there...it's gone from two days, to two weeks."
At this, Sasuke and I probably mirrored each other's expressions. Horror, surprise, and anger. Well, I think we did. Just to make sure, I peeked over at Sasuke. Oh, I was wrong...he's only got surprise on his face. Well, fuck him. No! Not in that way! Jeez, perverted readers...Anyways, onto my angry rant!
"Gaara, the deal was two days! What the fuck happened to make it two weeks?" I demanded, glaring holes through the TV, hoping my anger reached Suna and burned Gaara to pieces. The Kazekage merely sighed once more.
"Because, two reasons. One...you found out about Tsunade. We made an agreement to extend it should this happen. Two, you admitted that you two have done nothing. So, we'll change it from two weeks, to one month. That's four weeks, so mark your internal calender, Haruno." he said, looking uncomfortable. I blinked. A month...the words echoed in my head as I slowly tilted towards the ground. However, before I could hit the floor and enter blissful unconsciousness, Sasuke decided to be heroic and rush forward and catch me. Stupid idiot. Anyways, here I am, in a stupor, while Sasuke holds me bridal style. Could life get any fucking worse?
"Also, if nothing happens in that month, we shall extend it to two."
Oh. Apparently, Life hates me almost as much as Fate hates me.
I took a shuddering breath, before a low moan of despair left me and I buried my face in my hands. A month. With Sasuke. In a room. With condoms and lube in a drawer beside the bed. Dammit, Orochimaru's words suddenly echoed before us.
"Rest...and sex." the voice whispered, taunting us. "That's right Sakura, to get out, you must have sex with Sasuke. And eventually fall in-"
"Bastard, shut up!"
Wait...Temari just stopped Orochimaru from saying something important. I could feel it in my bones. I shot straight up, sitting up in Sasuke's arms. "Fall in what?" I demanded, glaring at the TV screen where Temari was currently holding Orochimaru in a chokehold. "Answer me, dammit! Fall in what?" I screamed, glaring at them. Suddenly, Kankurou's amused chuckle hit us, and we all focused on the boy coming towards Temari.
"Sakura, you're impatient." Kankurou chuckled, smirking. "Temari stopped Orochimaru from saying-"
"Kankurou, if you value your future kids at all, you will shut up." Temari hissed, trying to grab a kunai as she kept her chokehold on Orochimaru. Kankurou paled slightly, before he gave us a weak grin.
"She stopped him from saying you have to fall in love to leave!" he shouted, immediately teleporting away from his suddenly angry sister. Of course, the TV turned off to prevent us from seeing any carnage, but I barely noticed. I had pushed Sasuke away and was stumbling towards the couch, shock pounding through my veins.
I had to fall in love with Sasuke? I already had! And he...he...he trampled it. Killed it. Crushed my love, my hope, and my dreams. And of course, my innocence. Now they expected me to fall for the bastard again?
"...I can't..." I whispered, my voice cracking. "...I won't get hurt like that. Not again." I said, voice stronger. I glared up at Sasuke, tears burning at the edge of my vision. "You stupid Uchiha bastard! I won't let you hurt me again!" I shouted, shooting up. Sasuke looked at me.
"I never tried to hurt-"
"Shut up! That whole, 'I never tried to hurt you' crap...I don't want to hear it! Anything that leaves your mouth is a lie! It always has been...telling us we'd stay a team...that we'd work together...that you wouldn't leave while you were injured..." I muttered, sinking to my knees. "...Those were all lies."
"Not all of them." Sasuke said, walking towards me. I immediately scooted away from him, eyes blazing. "We stayed a team. Team 7 was never disbanded." he said, face blank.
"It wasn't the same Team 7! We didn't have you! We had Sai!" I shouted, picking up a pebble off the floor and throwing it at him. Sasuke let it hit him, and I backed up into a wall. Damn, no where left now. As he crouched beside me, I spit at his face, watching in satisfaction that it hit his shoulder. Sasuke however, didn't do anything to it. He simply stayed crouched beside me, eyes on my face.
"Sakura, if we never stayed a team, why is our team picture still standing in my apartment?" he asked quietly. My eyes widened. "See? I still...no matter what, I still considered us a team. Even if we weren't a close team, we were still a team." Sasuke said, staring at me. I stared right back, shock filling me. Then, years of suppressed anger, rage, sadness...guilt and regret...it all flowed out of me as I beat his chest with my fists.
"You bastard! You left us, didn't say goodbye, didn't come back...do you know how many times we went after you? How many times Naruto nearly died because of you? We risked our lives, time and time again! We found you in Orochimaru's base, and you didn't come back! Instead, you tried to fucking kill us! How could you treat us that way, your comrades, the people who thought they were your friends!" I shrieked, tears streaming down my face. He didn't respond, and I gave a few more shouted cuss words as I dissolved into tears. I clutched at his shirt, needing something to hold myself to reality. My tears wet his shirt front, but all he did was hold me to him and let me cry. After an infinite while, I finally stopped and pushed him away.
"...Change into a different shirt." I said, walking to the couch. I didn't know if he listened, and honestly, I don't think I cared anymore. He could do what he wanted. Letting out everything...the stuff that kept me going when I wanted to give up, my reasons for working so hard to find a cure for that stupid curse mark...with all of it gone, I felt...empty. Unsure. Everything seemed out of place. And of course, the bastard had to walk up to the couch and sit next to me, wet shirt and all.
"Sakura...we have to try." he murmured, causing me to look up at him. He was looking at me with resigned eyes, showing he had given up. Yeah, you all heard me. Sasuke Uchiha was giving up on something. That in and of itself woke me up, and I glared at him.
"What? Try to fall in love? Are you kidding me?" I hissed. "I tried to love you! All those years...I went after you, because I loved you! And then you trampled it, made it useless!" I said, gritting my teeth at his sigh.
"No. Try and pretend we're in love." he said. "Gaara said we're in here for a month, since we hadn't done anything, and we found out about Tsunade." he said, wording it carefully. "He said two months if we make no progress. But, if we act like we're in love, he'll let us out. In a month, we could be rid of each other and all it takes is you and I pretending." he said, looking at me with fierce determination in his eyes. My heart went a bit rapidly at that, but I pursed my lips.
"How? You and I can barely stay in the kitchenette together without throwing something." I said, sighing. Sasuke smirked at this. And yes, it was a normal Sasuke sexy smirk. I blinked, realizing what I had just thought. Can you seriously blame me though? Asshole-ness aside, he was a fine example of the male species. Well, let's listen to him talk, neh?
"Simple." he said, turning to face me. A rather...un-Sasuke like smile was on his face. This was more like a smile you'd give a to a new friend. "I'm Sasuke Uchiha. It's nice to meet you." he said, holding a hand out. I blinked, staring at it.
"You're kidding, right? This is your plan? Start anew?" I asked, looking at him incredulously. "That's never gonna work."
Sasuke frowned, looking much more like Sasuke. "It won't if you won't try." he said, looking slightly irate. I groaned, before I muttered a quick 'why not'. Sasuke nodded, holding his hand out once more. I stared at it, before sighing and plastering a fake smile onto my face.
"Nice to meet you, Sasuke." I said, taking his hand. I pictured my days of youth, when I truly loved Sasuke, and let my memories sweep me away. My face let a warm smile onto my face and I looked up at Sasuke with gentle eyes. "My name is Sakura Haruno. I'm very pleased to meet you."
I heard a sharp intake of breath from Sasuke as he stared at my face, but I was still very deep into my memories. For a moment, we stared at each other, his eyes surprised, mine filled with a soft emotion I hadn't let show in many years. Then Sasuke gave a slight smile, leaning forward and placing a slight kiss on the edge of my lips. My eyes widened, and like any other fangirl back then, I gave deep red blush.
He stayed there, the two of us close enough to kiss fully on the lips.
"...Your breath stinks."
And he had to ruin the moment. Snapping out of my memories, I glared at him, shoving him back.
"Idiot! Stupid, idiotic, bastard!" I shouted, throwing everything I could reach at him. Unfortunately, most of it was pillows. And this time, he didn't just stand there and take it.
Therefore, all the above led to the most epic pillowfight ever. Too bad none of you will ever read it. Well, unless Fannz decides to make a oneshot...speaking of Fannz, it's time to leave!
Me: It's horribly dramatic near the end, but I think the humor was worth it. ;)
Sakura: For you maybe! Shishou saw me...and the teme...I had nothing on but a towel! *wails in despair*
Naruto: *pervert laugh* Teme has a pedo smirk...*snickers*
Sasuke: Damn you Orochimaru! How dare you make me smirk pedophile-like? *snarls and charges Orochimaru*
Me: *Block!* You can't kill him! He's part of the plot! If you kill him, Tsunade won't have anyone to torture later! O3O Oops...
Tsunade: Good going, moron! You spoiled part of the story! *mugs Fannz*
Me: -_- *dies*
Tsunade: o.o
Sakura: Well? Revive her, or we'll never get to the end of this story!
Tsunade: *blinks* Fine...All of you better read the next update, because if you don't, we can't bring Fannz back to life! *leaves to revive fallen author* *returns* I just remembered...REVIEW AND SAY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE PILLOWFIGHT ONESHOT. If so, it'll involve spying, and lots and lots of awkward moments.
Notes: Erm...nothing really...oh! :D So no one says I'm irresponsible:
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS FIC AND MAKE THEM READ! :D READING IS EDUCATIONAL, SO IT'S A GOOD THING!