The remote control truck zipped around the living room. Sasuke rolled his eyes, trying to ignore the annoying sounds unfolding around him. The rc truck barely missed the rodent and Itachi shrieked,"Damnit woman, learn to drive!"
Sakura pouted, but did as her mini boyfriend demanded and corrected her aim. The hapless mouse ran under the couch and Itachi howled in rage.
A bloodcurdling scream coming from the bathroom caused all heads to turn. The rc truck crashed into the couch and Itachi was sent airbourne.
Naruto continued screaming like a girl as he ran into the living room naked as the day he was born. "Teme! Kisame is doing the Jaws thing in the bathtub again!"
Sakura shrieked, nosebled, and fainted. Sasuke screamed for the baka to put some damn clothes on.
Naruto looked down and turned cherry red, covering his exposed genitals at the same time. "Hehe, oops." With that the Dobe disappeared back into the bathroom. Sasuke shook his head and watched with sadistic amusement as Itachi tried to wake up Pinky as he preferred to refer to his insane girlfriend. Sasuke smirked when Itachi resorted to slapping her face.
Sasuke reflected on the events leading up to the weird relationship between his certifiable teammate and his ghostly brother. Itachi had hated Pinky at first, she'd spent most of her freetime kidnapping him and generally terrorizing him, much to Sasuke's amusement. Then the night at the bar where Itachi had been wedged in between Pinky's boobs. They'd 'hooked up' that night and been an odd item ever since. Sasuke did have to admit, Itachi and Sakura were made for each other. Although Star Trek had to be banned from viewing in the house after Itachi's bedroom proclaimations of "To boldly go where no man has gone before" rang through the house loudly, causing creep levels to skyrocket in an already insane atmosphere. Then the other Akatsuki ghosts came to live there and the mansion was now a complete insane asylum.
Sasuke was brought out of his annoying reverie by Kisame waltzing out of the bathroom with a floral pink bikini on, smirking in a most evil way.
Itachi rolled his eyes and activated his mangekyo, sending the fishman, nicknamed Guppy due to his small stature, into 72 hours of torture. Itachi smirked and slapped Pinky again. Sakura's eyes opened and she glared at Itachi, "Not the face you baka!" She then burst into tears and ran out of the house, wailing in typical annoying Sakura fashion. Itachi sighed and ran into the kitchen.
Two seconds later, much to Sasuke and Kakashi's amusement, Itachi was flying through the air on Deidara's bird and out the front door after Pinky. Deidara ran after the criminal screaming expletives and shaking his fist. His little face contorted into and evil smirk and Sasuke ran to the window for a good view of the mayhem that was about to commence.
*BOOM*
Sasuke rolled on the ground laughing after watching his brother get blown up. "Itachi-kun! NOOO!"
Sasuke cringed and looked at Deidara with actual sympathy. Deidara ran to the back door, and disappeared.
Both Sasuke and Kakashi then jumped back from the front of the house and against the wall, looking in horror at the front door, knowing a pink terror was about to come stampeding through it.
*BAM*
The door fell under the force of a chakra kick from one seriously ticked off Pinky. Her expression was murderous with the glint of pure insanity. Kakashi gulped and him and Sasuke looked at each other, blatant fear in both of their expressions. Sasuke really hoped she hadn't heard him laughing.
"Where's Deidara?"
The most disturbing thing for Sasuke was the calm way in which Pinky had asked that question, as well as the quiet tone. Both scared ninjas simply pointed to the back door while trying to shrink back into the wall.
Sakura stomped out the back door. Sasuke and Kakashi both sighed and slid down the wall in utter relief.
Ten seconds later, the cat door at the front of the house lifted and Itachi stepped in, coughing smoke out of his lungs. Sasuke was a little disappointed that he was back, but it was better for Pinky's sanity that way. She really was scary and if Itachi wasn't around, he was afraid her eyes would wander back in his direction. 'Hell no.' He cringed even thinking about it. "Where's Pinky?"
Kakashi didn't pause from his reading, already having pulled the Icha Icha out, "probably ripping Deidara apart limb from limb in the back yard."
Itachi grinned, lips twisting up in a devious fashion. "I love that woman."
Sasuke smirked in spite of himself. Naruto walked in the room fully clothed and holding a bottle of Jack Daniels. "What'd I miss? Oi, let's get this party started already. :D"
Sasuke sighed and snagged the bottle from his super annoying best friend, taking a swig, 'why the hell not.'