Errrr...I just want to tell you to read the authors note below...* blushes* yea, just read it after you read Chapter 19.

Chapter 19

"Gods, he's heavy!" Hermes puffed as he pulled on Hades' arms.

"Well, what do you expect? He's practically made out of muscles!" Eros puffed back as he lifted Hades' legs.

"Dude, I have loads of muscles and I don't weigh this much!" He puffed back.

"Who said you had muscles?" Eros snickered.

"That hurt, man."

A comfortable silence hung over them as they pushed and pulled the fearsome Underworld god towards the door and out into the corridor. Once out, they gave up and sat down, their backs on the walls as they gasped for air. For a few minutes there was a nice silence until a slight rustling sound was heard. Hermes discreetly began to rip open a chocolate bar when Eros spotted the glint the silver wrapping caused. He stared at Hermes as Hermes stared back. Utter silence. Suddenly Eros made a grab for the bar of chocolate while the god of Speed struggled against Love.

"Mine!"

"Gods damn it, Hermes! Share!"

"No!"

"Come on, just one little bite!"

Hermes jumped quickly to his feet and ran a couple corridors down away from Hades. He laughed maniacally.

"HAHAHA, now who'll be able to get my chocolaty goodness!" And he gobbled down the chocolate bar in one fell swoop. Eros ran to him.

"Dude!" Shouted Eros as he tackled Hermes to the ground. The sounds of clothes ripping and mild childish swearing could be heard from the two "godly" men as they fought.

"You butt scratcher!" Yelled Eros.

"Who're you calling a butt scratcher, you poopy face!"

"Ass licker!" Eros made a weak punch at Hermes stomach.

"You...you...human girl!" Eros gasped. Hermes eyes widened.

"Wha-What?" Eros sat down roughly on his hindquarters.

"Aww, man, I'm sorry." Eros rubbed his eyes.

"You c-called m-me a-a-a hu-human g-g-girl." Eros sobbed loudly. Hermes was close to tears himself.

"...urghh..." An audible groan came from the right and the pair shut up quickly.

"What...what was that?" Eros whispered.

"I dunno...Eros?"

"Yea, Hermes?"

"D-d-d-do you think they're are zombies in the Underworld?" Eros stilled and his eyes widened. [Author: Really, Eros? Zombies? Eros: Shuddup -_-]

"W-w-well, this is the Underworld..."

"...ahhh..." Something moaned down the corridor again. Eros and Hermes held each other in fright for a few seconds. Hermes coughed and Eros looked at him. They reddened slightly and flew apart from each other.

"Man." Hermes said in a deep, manly voice.

"Man." Eros puffed his chest as a sign of his manliness and held out his hand gruffly. Hermes shook it stiffly and they nodded.

"...urghhh ahhh..." They looked at one another in fright and nodded in agreement.

"We have to-" Eros started.

"Go down the hallway!" Hermes finished. As they were about to go and see who-or what- was making the zombie-like noise, Hermes grabbed Eros's shoulder.

"Dude, if we don't come back alive, I just want to say-"

"I know, I know, you're sorry for eating the whole chocolate bar."

"No, I don't really regret that..." Eros growled.

"Then what?"

"I just wanted to tell you that I was the one who broke your Superman doll back in 1945." He hung his head.

"Dude! It was an ACTION FIGURE!"

"Dude, superman looked like an Abercrombie model in his undies. AND-"

"...uahhhhh..." The thing moaned.

"Aww, shit... I'M SORRY MAN!" Hermes cried and sobbed into Eros' shoulder.

"Well..."

"EROS!"

"Yeah, yeah, we're cool man."

"Really?"

"Yeah man."

"Awesome." They clapped hands.

"...ahhhh..."

"Ok, game plan! We go into the dark like godly men and shoot at whatever moves." Eros said.

Hermes agreed.

"Ok. Like godly men!"

"Like godly men!" Hermes like-wise did the same.

Eros summoned his bow and arrow and readied it, ready to shoot whatever it was with his arrows of love. Hermes made sure he was wearing waterproof underwear and summoned his shield. They were about to close in when a shadow of a man walked slowly towards them. They panicked.

"Eros! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!" Hermes screamed.

"He's everywhere! Gods help us!" Eros shot blindly into the shadows.

"AHHH! He's got me! He's got me!" Hermes screamed. The figure was drooped over him and Hermes shook as the figure seemed to drag him away.

"Hermes!"

"Gods damn it, Eros! What're you waiting for? I'm not dead yet! Shoot!" Eros' hand shook as he let his arrow fly.

It hit the mark. He sighed in relief as he walked towards Hermes. His eyes widened and saw that the figure was actually Hades. Oh gods...

"Uh oh."

"Eros, I think we did something bad..." Hermes said.

"I think I overdosed him..."

"DUDE!"

"I blame this on you!" Eros pointed at Hermes.

"DUDE!"

So...this is getting interested, eh?

I can't guarantee that I'll be updating quickly, but I'll try!

And, uhh...* kicks ground with toe of sneaker softly * thanks for reviewing and staying with me all this time. I dunno what'd I do without you guys and I... uhh...

[ god, I'm not good at words...]

I just want to say that I think you guys are much more awesomer than zebras with laser eyes and roller blades.

And uhh...I hope we stay cool.

I mean, we are cool, right? Because I don't want to waste my mini speech on nothing.

So go and enjoy that nice fuzzy feeling! Ride a bike! Teach an elephant to jump! Blow bubbles!

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[It feeds my imagination]