Chapter 17: Break!

Author's Note: Okay, I'm way back for 2 years, I know that. I got some stuffs to handle first before I can write. I miss writing my stories right now.

Extras: This time I'm getting crossover randomness. This only serve one-chapter break from the story. So, you know what that means. Other people not mentioned in the stories will have appearance in this chapter.

-Dante and Ein-

Dante is dying from pizza starvation. Of course, his only food was pizza and nothing else except strawberry sundaes too. So he opens his box of pizza and just realized it was empty. Like a hungry man, he walks down and finds a pizza on his floor and when he was about to eat the slice of pizza from the floor, someone stepped on it. Can you guess who? It's Ein who just came back from the grocery. Dante's in rage mode and Ein can only do one thing: Run for his life. "YOU'RE SCREWED EIN!"

-Fia, Lina, Serene, and Cierra-

One time they're all gathered in the living room for a meeting. They were serious about one thing about their dance. It's was their project for their school which was top secret. Soon Cierra asks Lina. "Lina being the person responsible to hide our video, where did you hide the video?" Lina says, "I hid it where Cierra would only reach it." Cierra nodded. "My magical vault is where things that are too valuable can be kept there, there's only one password to it." Soon Serene asks her "What's the password?" And they hear Ein's voice saying, "Is it abra kadabra?" the vault shook in wrong answer and Dante pops in with another answer. "Alakazam?" the vault was open. Everyone was getting a dark face on Cierra. "I have bad memory on remembering things but magic words are easy for me to remember." Soon Ein was shocked and can you guess? The girl's dance was caramelldansen.

-Nero and Malice-

Nero was outside then he was ambushed by Malice. Malice asks him, "Can I go out with you on a date?" Nero shrugs the answer. "Sorry, I'm taken by my girlfriend." Malice asks him, "Who's your girlfriend?" Nero points at Kyrie, "That's my girlfriend." Malice melted in failure and stomps the ground. "WHY I CAN'T GET A BOYFRIEND ONCE?" then, someone throw her a paper airplane which has the sayings;

Dear Malice,

You are too loud and too vengeful. And you always treat everyone harshly. Please be nice and soft so that boys will date you.

Your friend,

Ledah.

-Nero and Ein-

"Okay, loser is going to dance the Hare Hare Yukai alone." Ein nodded about the bet and they played the archery in the field, they all have the same scores and Nero having a little problem holding the arrow because of his right demon arm. At the last part of the game it was windy and they were trying to shoot bull's eye on the target. When Ein shoots the wind immediately blow strong enough to stop the arrow flying directly to the target leaving Ein disappointed. Nero considered this as luck to him. When Nero was next he tries to focus to shoot the target until he puts pressure and his bow was destroyed. So what's their score? Tie. That means both of them have to dance that song. And guess what? Dante was laughing at Nero for dancing that song. Girls were also laughing at him doing that dance and being the leader at the same time. Ledah wasn't reacting to his dance. Malice was laughing off hard and Rose was laughing with her. Nero was pissed and Ein was humiliated.

-Lina and Serene-

Lina asks Serene if she can cross-dress. She commented no to Lina's request. Lina blackmailed her by showing her picture that she was sleeping with Rose as her pillow. She accepted her request. And can you guess who she cross-dress as? Persona 3's Minato Arisato. Serene's comment, "At least I feel like a boy with this uniform."

-Dante and Vergil-

The brothers walk out to the alley and suddenly, Dante wanted to say something. "Quiet Vergil, my common sense is tingling." And Vergil says, "Dante, humans have common sense. What does your common sense tells you now?" Dante replied his question. "Nothing, all I did was burst your bubble bro."

(AN: The silly term, "My common sense is tingling." Is a joke from Spiderman's Spider Senses which is said by Deadpool.)