A/N: Woo! No one reviewed! That makes me SO happeh! *shoots random person walking a puppy* I gonna strangle that puppy now! R&R

PS: I do not own JtHM-only the king of awesome Jhonen Vasquez Does! I forgot to mention last chapter but I DO own My comic Insanely ADD and the characters Iggie and Sam.

Ch 2: Creepy dolls and EXPLOSIONS!

As the smoke cleared I found myself in a small hallway, in front of an open door. I walked in, no one. I cautiously took a few more steps and tripped, landing on my face.

"SHIT!" I looked around "What did I trip on?" then I saw a puppy. WHAT THE HELL IS A PUPPY DOING IN HOUSE THAT'S GONNA BLOW UP?

I walked over to the puppy, it looked up at me "Woof!" that was the last thing it said before I threw it out the window and it exploded in mid-flight.

"That…was definitely NOT normal, I think," I looked around, exploring the apartment more, trying to find this 'Sickness-Doll' as the girl called it. I walked into a particularly messy room to find a bloody canvas, with the doll nailed to the middle of it with a paint brush.

I ripped the paint brush out of it's stomach and pealed it away from the canvas.

"SHIT! If your gonna help me, try to not to kill me in the process!"

"Well SORRY! Beggars can't be choosers so shut the fuck up and let me work!" Holding the deranged doll by it's pony-tail, I dropped her into my bag. I replaced the bag to my back, and walked over to the window. I saw a plane falling towards the building I was standing in.

I reacted quickly, I looked down, I wasn't up that high. So I climbed onto the window sill and jumped. I landed with a somersault to somewhat break the fall, and ran like hell. I was about a block away when the plane crashed.

"KABOOM!" and I was thrown up and into the air.

Random POV

Looks out window, "Hey! The pills are working I don't see anymore flying people!" Johnny goes flying by, their head explodes.

Johnny's POV

I flew into a building and crashed threw a window, landing flat on my ass.

"FUCK! I need to visit a chiropractor!" I looked around, I was in some sort of mental institution, "Oh, goody! I'm in a psych-ward." This would be a fun place to try to escape.

Some random kid walked up to me, "Hey, fuck you man! You're Jack Skellington aren't you! The shit I'm on in this place give me an ass-rash! I like to read Happy Noodle Boy! MOO! My great aunt Petunia demands your obedience! My cat smells like cat, my shit smells like shit, and my feet smell like smell! LISTEN TO MY SIEZURE!" the boy then went into a sporadic fit of some sort.

I took out some nails and a hammer and went to work on keeping him from doing the croppy-flop all over the hall. That means I nailed down his hands and feet. He began to scream. "Would you just SHUT UP!" he continued to scream, so I pulled the hammer back out and repeatedly smashed in his face until he was quiet. "Much better," then I took my leave.

And in the darkness found my way back to the only place I remember to be home.

A/N: I was going to finish here, but then a bright light shown down upon me and demanded I continue, when I asked if it was God, he said no and there was somewhat of an awkward silence following that…now I kind of wonder who it was, so I can prank call him for fucking with me, but on with the story!

/\^/\ TWO WEEKS LATER /\^/\

"FUCK!" I had fallen asleep, and woke to the screaming of a victim, not the most flattering words really.

That horrible, EVIL, little doll requires more blood then even that fucking wall monster needed! And it's about 1/36 the size of the wall, I would stab it to death over all of its complaining, if it weren't for the fact that it was crucial to this terribly misguided attempt at helping Devi not be so terribly insane, but just a little bit.

My stomach growled, and I felt the sudden need to get a Cherry Doom Brain Freezie. I would have to be VERY quiet to try to leave the house without alerting the doll, which could move on it's own with those creepy little legs. Whenever the damned thing goes outside with me, I kill someone. I would like to not get blood in my Freezie for once!

Where are you going without me Johnny?

"Shut up, Sickness. I don't want a severed finger in my Skettios again, but I'm leaving to get a Brain Freezie, and your not coming with!"

Okay, then Johnny. Have it your way, I'll just be so terribly bored that I'll go visit that little neighbor of yours-Squee was it?

"WHAT? You know where Squeegee is?" I said snatching up the doll and shaking it violently.

Yup, I also know your running low on money to buy those Freezies you love so much. And where he is you can get money and see him, isn't that nice? She slowly nodded, absent-mindedly smiling.

"WHERE?" I started to squeeze her.

OUCH! FUCK! It's the Defective Head Meat Institute! MY ORGANS ARE GOING TO 'SPLODE! GAH! I dropped her on to the floor, bent over and patted her head.

"Good, Creepy Doll, Good. Now stay!" I said before leaving.

I stepped into my car, started it up and drove off. About half-way there I heard a noise. "Who's back there?" I said, looking in the rear-view mirror. Then a little purple haired head popped out from under the rags in the back seat.

HI JOHNNY! The little thing squealed.

"Fuck, Sickness! What part 'stay' do you have yet to comprehend?" I questioned.

She thought about that for a few seconds. All of it! She said happily.

"I despise your lack of obedience," I sneered before pulling up into the parking lot.

A/N: Now I finish, And remember to review or I WILL FUCKING HAUNT YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES!