A/N: This is kind of borderline stuff, because there is a lot of screaming women and innuendo, so read at your own risk. Extreme Frenching as well!!! Might qualify as M, might not. No actual stuff, not even groping, but innuendo and swearing. Acknowledgements at the end. Read them for your name!!!

Chapter 5

Kakashi felt a shock go through his body as Tsunade kissed him. At first, he couldn't even move. But as Tsunade deepened the kiss, Kakashi found himself opened his mouth beneath the mask, almost asking Tsunade for more. Tsunade obliged, yanking down Kakashi's mask and kissing him again. Kakashi's lips parted again, and Tsunade thrust her tongue into his mouth. Kakashi let her, and in turn pushed his own tongue forward. Tsunade seemed willing to let him kiss her back, and soon the two of them were tangled in each other's bodies, and Tsunade's hands were skimming over Kakashi's bare chest.

"You're absolutely wonderful," Tsunade murmured against Kakashi's lips as the two paused to breath.

"So I've heard," Kakashi said softly, letting Tsunade kiss him again. Tsunade slipped her hands around Kakashi's waist, pressing their bodies together, silver to yellow, red Sharingan to purple chakra seal-

"Oh…my God…"

Tsunade and Kakashi shot away from each other, staring at the intruder. Shizune stood in the doorway, jaw hanging open, eyes bugged out.

"Shizune…" Tsunade weakly started. "This probably isn't what you think it is."

"Then what is it?!" Shizune screeched, her face reddening. Her hands balled into fists at her sides, and suddenly she seemed to rival Tsunade's fury. "If you're not trying to have sex, what are you doing?!"

"Expressing my feelings for someone," Tsunade said tartly, untangling herself from Kakashi. Kakashi tried to help her, leaning back and straightening himself out.

"You can't constantly-"

"Shut the fck up!" Tsunade hollered, still trying to get completely off Kakashi. "Before I make you!"

"You can't go through life having sex to escape your problems!" Shizune screamed back, equally as loud as the sannin.

"I am not trying to escape my problems for starters, and secondly, having sex was never my intention!"

Kakashi sighed and yanked the pillow over his head. Maybe they would take the hint by next Tuesday…

OOOOOOOOO

"Uchiha Itachi!!!"

Itachi sighed and kicked open the door to the apartment next to his. "What, Yasu?" he asked with a heavy sigh. Training had taken up a bit more energy than Itachi had planned to use, because apparently Zetsu had failed to heed his friends' warnings and stay off the training grounds because Itachi was using them, and had come anyway. Itachi had had to kick him out.

"Where is Kakashi?!"

"What do you mean where is he?" Itachi shot back. "How should I know? And why would you not? You were in here the whole time, why wouldn't you know?"

"I left him to sleep," Yasu snapped. "He fell asleep again after you left, so I left him alone."

At first, Itachi could only stare. "You…you're supposed to be…a ninja genius…Shall I take you through the process you moron?!"

"He was faking, wasn't he?"

Itachi's mouth opened slightly in disbelief. "Gee, that's a tough one…Of course he was faking, you pinhead!!!"

Yasu turned on Itachi, Sharingan blazing. "I don't care what happened, and I know I was careless. Now, you have five days to get him back. Take whoever you want, use any method you want, I just want him back. And if he's not back here in five days, guess who's in more hot water then they've ever put anyone into?"
"Why stop there?" Itachi taunted. "Why not boiling oil instead? What's wrong with scorching iron-?" He gave a short yelp of surprise as he ducked the blow Yasu threw at him, laughing all the way. "What's wrong with slow pinpricks and cuts? What's the matter with burns and choking? And don't tell me you have scruples about-" Itachi had to stop again to catch Yasu's fist in his own.

"Unless you want all that torture and more offloaded onto your pretty girly face, you had better get moving."

"Man, you must want him in bed so bad-"

"Shut the fck up, you asshole!!"

Yasu raised her knee surprisingly fast, nailing Itachi directly in the groin. Itachi howled with pain and laughter and sank to the floor, a writhing mass of pain. His side ached from laughing so hard, and his legs hurt from where Yasu had kicked him.

"Now, you bastard!!!!!"

"Just promise me you won't screw him too hard," Itachi gasped between breaths. "That's my job."

"NOW!!!!!!!!!"

OOOOOOOOO

"Agggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Naruto clamped his hands over his ears as he and Sakura passed Tsunade's office. She and Shizune had moved their argument into the office, away from Kakashi, and Naruto was beginning to wonder if they were using chakra to try to out-scream the other.

"So many screaming women," Naruto muttered as he slowly removed his hands from his ears.

"Training at the hot springs again?" Sakura asked with an exasperated glance.

"Yeah," Naruto groaned. "Oh, my ears-they bleed!"

"Naruto."

"Hm?"

"Shut up. Please."

Naruto ducked his head and thrust his hands deep into his pockets. "I'm just worried about Kakashi-sensei," he said. "What if the Akatsuki comes and tried to kidnap him again? I doubt we could hold them off for very long, and Kakashi-sensei is in no condition to be fighting them, emotionally and physically, he's like…dead."

Sakura sighed and hung her head. "I guess we can only wait."

OOOOOOOOO

Yasu began pacing impatiently. It was a crummy day: raining and wet and miserable. Only Zetsu and Hidan were staying behind; Itachi had taken everyone else to get Kakashi back. Since it was raining, Yasu couldn't train. And Zetsu and Hidan weren't much for company. Yasu sighed. What was taking Itachi so long? It had been two days, and usually Itachi could find Kakashi in seconds. Well, she could skulk around and try to scare the crap out of people…that was always fun. Or maybe…no, she would just see where everyone was in their missions. After all, her second priority was the jinchuuri and their demons, so she may as well check on everything. But…her mind wasn't quite with it. It was on Kakashi; and how much she wanted him.

For his mixed blood.

Yes, the Hatake were the most illustrious clan in all of Konoha, purebred and they had long pedigrees. However, Kakashi was different. He was the red among the blue, the different taint in the pool of blue. The White Fang ran through his veins, and his half-sister's as well. But while almost all Hatake mastered the White Fang at a very young age and all of them had it, only Kakashi's had been adapted to the Sharingan and the Chidori. The Chidori could now be used with Kakashi's white chakra, and Ruika could hold the enemy in a Chidori prison. The exclusive kekkea genkai of Hatake Kakashi, and only he could ever do it.

And for that, Yasu wanted him.

Under her control, Kakashi would unleash the White Fang on anyone Yasu wanted dead. Yasu would hold the complete Hatake legacy in her complete control, and Kakashi would be totally hers.

"Lady Yasu!"

Yasu whipped around to see Zetsu catapulting towards her, plant-leaves blowing back ferociously.

"We have a serious problem!"

A/N: Weeeeeeell, that's that!!! Surprise in the next chapter, for those of you who desperately want to know. Acknowledgements:

Thank you SasuHina4ver for kicking this story off!

Thank you Valinor's Twilight for constantly reviewing and putting something in for every chapter.

Thank you sarah for dropping a line every now and then.

And thank you to my latest reviewer, Pol.

Thank you everyone and keep reviewing!!!  hugs!!!