Special thanks go to TheFlowerofHell for reviewing! And the name of the knife will be at the bottom in the Author's Note!

Diclaimer: Don't own nothing, want to own Kingdom Hearts. But I don't. Sadness.

Enjoy the emo!

"Xigbar, swear to Kingdom Hearts if you laid a finger on my Demyx." I growled, standing up.

"What are you gonna do about it if I did?"

"I'm gonna kick your sorry ass, that's what I'm gonna do."

"I hate to tell you this, but Dem's…incapacitated at the moment."

"What did you just say?" I seethed.

"Dem's incapacitated at the moment, Axel, my darling."

"I am not your anything! I belong to Demyx!" I spat.

"But not for much longer."

Xigbar walked over to my and put is handss around my waist, locking them together into an iron grip.

"Let go of me, you creepy, crusty, obnoxious, perverted, idiotic, abominable, beastly, ghastly, vulgar prat! You-"

Xigbar shut me up by…doing something I'd rather not say. I threw a kick to where you should never kick a guy and threw a crying Xigbar out of my room and locked the door.

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. What happened to Dem? What if I can't get out? What if that sex-crazed pervert tries to get in again? I instantly switched into panick-mode.

"Don't worry, Axel, darling, I'll be all right." Xigbar said.

I unlocked the door and made sure I broke at least two of Xigbar's ribs with one kick.

"Shut up you Narutard."

All I heard was Saix yelling, "NUMBER EIGHT GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!"

I jumped the window, teleporting right before I hit the ground, and I was back in the damn hospital.

I walked up to the front desk.

"Excuse me, miss, but is there a Demyx Nobody checked in here?"

"Yes, he's on the fourth floor, the same room as you were in, Axel. Wait, Axel? Scarlet! Axel's here!"

A young girl, maybe twenty, walked out of the back room. She was wearing black pants, a black and red striped shirt with the Stupid Mario Bros logo on it, had bright red hair, identical to mine, and the tip-top of her ears were pierced.

"Hey." Scarlet, I was guessing, droned.

"Hey. What do you want?"

"I'm supposed to make sure you don't get lost finding Dem. Apparently you guys know each other, or something. I wasn't really paying attention. What? C'mon, Kairi, don't give me that look! You know I really hate it when Riku gives me orders that don't involve fire in any way, shape, or form." She complained.

"Can we go now?"

"What? Oh, yeah. Let's go."

I followed her to Dem's room. Dem looked absolutely terrified. Bandages covered his left arm, his right leg was in one of those elevation things, and, to my extreme rage, his nose was broken.

"I'm gonna leave you two alone. You okay, Dem?"

"Yeah I'm okay. Thanks, Scarlet."

"No problem." Scarlet dismissed the thanks with a wave of her hand and walked out.

"Who did this to you?" I murmured.

"That crusty, old, obnoxious, revolting pervert we call Xigbar."

"Okay, so I've already taken my vengeance."

"What did you do, Axel?"

"I might have broken some ribs, and seriously damaged the way he walks…" I said, mocking thought and making Dem laugh.

"You kicked him in the no-nos? Niiiiicccceeeee Axel."

I kissed him lightly on the cheek.

"Guess now we're even, Dem."

"Yupyup."

I looked over to see a poster on the wall.

CAKE IS LIES.

Bullshit. Cake is not lies. I thought.

Speaking of cake, there was one huge-ass cake that was scarlet. I think it was strawberry.

Awwwwwwww that's soo cute! Mamma mia, here I go again, how can I resist ya?

ANYWAY, the knife's name is…

Hacker.

Yay for Hacker! Even I don't even know where that stupid thing went.

Whatever, by the power vested in me by Kingdom Hearts, I command you to read and review.