******A/N*****Wow, two chapters in one day? Ive finally getting back in the swing of writing :D So these are a few ideas that have been bouncing around in my head. Please let me know if you have any requests you would like to see, just make sure to specify who is getting pranked (?) So enjoy! :D

After having his locker defaced, and made a mockery of, Eli refused to take it lying down, and after much fighting with Clare on the whole subject matter, she was finally back on his side, and ready to help.

"So you need me to do what again?" Clare asked as she continued to pour glue bottles into a giant tub used for storage.

"Well the idea is that Fitz will be hanging around outside after school, so you and Adam sneak on top of the overhang and dump this on him. I'll be waiting inside for him to see me, and if I he's as dumb as everybody here thinks, then he'll have no choice but to chase me and try to kill me." Clare sighed when she heard the last part of the plan. It's true, she knew it was coming, but why did he have to be so stubborn sometimes? Ignoring her sigh, Eli continued, "Then we'll meet back up at the cafe and prepare phase 2."

"What's phase 2?" Adam asked from where he was laying on Clare's couch.

"Clare, I'm home…who are you two?" Her mother had called from the front door, and was now standing in front of a sheepish looking Eli and Adam.

"Just Clare's school friends, so now that we're all set for the project we'll see you tomorrow, bright and early." Eli had to concentrate very hard on looking innocent in front of his loves mother.

The Next Day

As the final bell rang, all the students came flooding out of their classes.

"You two ready?" Eli asked as they made their way to the front where they would separate until phase 1 was complete.

Fitz strutted, out on the school steps to hang out before he would eventually have to go home. According to Eli, Fitz didn't have very good senses or he would have noticed two awkward teenagers standing right above him with a giant tub full of glue.

"Ok Clare, time to tar and feather the flightless bird." Adam smirked, and was actually caught off guard when he heard a small laugh. Even Clare Edwards couldn't deny this would be funny.

Right when Fitz stepped on the mark, the proceeded to pour the entire tub contents on his head, laughing all the while.

"You're dead!" Fitz Yelled, when he spotted the two. Running inside to catch them at the roof entrance Fitz came to skidding halt when he saw Eli lounging against the wall. "You." Fitz glared.

"Yup, that's me." Eli smirked and kicked off the wall, and started walking down the hall.

"Dead man Goldsworthy!" And with that the chase was on.

Running into the café that was now vacated for the day, the three teens grabbed their potato gun launchers that Eli's father had maliciously provided (no one messed with his son).

"Ready, Aim, FEATHER!" Adam cried, and Fitz turned the corner.

"What's going on here? Fitz? What are you wearing?" Principal Simpson asked as he jogged over to see what was going on, after hearing all the running and yelling.

As Principal Simpson was checking out Fitz and trying to wrap his mind around what happened, Adam had just enough time to kick all three guns away, and out of sight.

"Well sir, I do believe Fitz was trying to make a point when he said our mascot was a wimp, and that birds are much cooler. And can apparently win things." Eli said, all innocence lining his face.

"Oh really? Well I will have you know Fitz, that our mascot can not only win, but it is one of the most feared animals in the kingdom."

"But I-" Fitz was cut off, when Adam decided to speak up.

"And I think he said it was stupid also sir." That was the final breaking point for Simpson.

"Well then we can just digeuss this in detention. But not only will we be talking about it tomorrow, or the next day, no. We will be talking about this all year, until you can show a little school spirit.

Fitz, still being shocked at all that was happening, could only glare at Eli as he silently laughed behind Simpson's back.

"Let's go Fitz, maybe your parents would like to know that you think so highly of your school." Walking away, Eli was only graced with one last glare from Fitz. He knew this wasn't over, but he was ready for a fight.

"So, anybody up for some eggs?" All three teens laughed but agreed, yea they could handle whatever was coming next.