Man, I'm really getting this whole an update every day thing going. So, thanks for reading so far. OMFG so on Friday we went on an Edgar Allan Poe field trip, and it gave my friend(who we call Roxas) nightmares. Specifically the Pit and the Pendulum… Meh. And one more thing. Check this out, I've got a window sheet.

Xemnas: What the fuck is a window sheet?

I've rambled long enough, I don't own anything. Not Kingdom Hearts, not Aladdin and the Cave of Cheese Burgers.

Enjoy!

"Axel, you're like my big, scary, badass protector. I love you!" Dem muttered.

I laughed.

"I'm not so sure about scary, but thanks! Love you too, Dem." I gestured to the poster on the wall. "Did Roxas get Namine to make that for you?"

"Dunno, Larxene threw it at me."

I put my head in my hands. What the hell Lax? What the hell.

"Check this out, I've got a window sheet!" Dem pointed at the curtain.

"What the fuck is a window sheet?"

"It's a curtain, stupid!" Dem hugged me.

"Demy, you shouldn't be-" Demyx cut me off.

"Axxeeeeelllll, my nose hurts!"

"I'll go get someone."

"Make sure you get Scarlet, 'kay Axel!" Dem asked.

"Yeah, Demyx. Anything for you." I walked out of the room to get Scarlet and passed Roxas.

"How far along is she?" I inquired.

"How do you know Xion's preggers?" Roxas asked.

"You're heading towards the Fraternity Ward. Did you think I wouldn't notice?"

"Well, no, I thought you would notice. And she's eight months."

"Have fun being a dad."

"I will!"

"I hope you do."

I walked up to Scarlet,who was guiding a lost Xemnas to Demyx's room.

"No, you idiot! It's this way! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" She was glaring daggers at Xemnas as he wandered off.

"OI! !" I intervened.

"Eh?"

"Kingdom Hearts, you're worthless." Scarlet sighed. "This way, 'Superior' Xemnas."

I walked up behind Scarlet, as she'd started walking, and whispered in her ear.

"Demyx says his nose hurts and to get you for some reason."

She whipped out a sketchbook and drew a really accurate drawing of Demyx with a healed nose.

I walked into Demyx's room and heard a crack from his nose as it healed.

"Whoa."

"I know, right? Scarlet's even better than Namine!"

"You got that right, Dem."

Saix pulled me by my ear out of Demyx's room and back to Castle Oblivion.

"You, eight, are a dumbass."

"Yeah, but I was protecting myself from being raped my Xigbar. Blame me?"

"You broke his ribs! Of course I blame you!"

"HE BROKE DEMYX!" I shouted, breaking free of Saix's grasp and chakramming him with my kingdom chakrams.

How do you guys like it? And my Kingdom Chakrams are courtesy of my friend, Sora! Thanks!

Axel.