After a stressful potions class, Jill and Salina decided it was time to get some food (because that's what they always do ...). As they walked up to their table, James was abruptly eaten by the squid. However, the entire Great Hall was blissfully unaware as Snape stood up and called for attention, his greasy hair catching the moonlight from the enchanted ceiling, and the flies fluttering about his buttocks illuminated like christmas bulbs. He chewed on his banana slowly and came to a stop when he noticed the girls walk in through the vast doors. James's disappearance didn't seem to phase him either.
There was a long pause where suspense was building up, before Snape climbed onto the Staff Table. Two bubbly hearts had taken the place of his usual beady eyes, and they were directed at Salina's bag...
Or at least that's what everyone thought.
But, it was a shock when Dumbledore transfigured Ooga Snape's banana into thorny rose, and everyone's greatest fear took place as he began to do the mamba.
Ian, a Ravenclaw sitting at the front of his table, promptly fainted.
Everyone's eyes were on Ooga Snape (Rishi even commented on how his fur looked extra good today, and Paras dreamily added it was probably the curlers he got Snape for christmas).
Salina's eyes enlarged. O O She was afraid Snape's horrific movements were directed at the parsley potatoes in her bag as some sort of mating dance. After experiencing a rampage previously that morning, she took this as her cue to sprint out of the Great Hall.
But the dancing didn't stop.
Instead, Snape started doing puiroettes mid-air, and kept his eyes focused on Jill. This scared her and she slowly lowered herself into a seat at the Hufflepuff table.
"Ahem… Ooga Snape has an announcement to make to us all!" Dumbledore stated gleefully, putting more beads in his beard and staring at himself in his spoon admiringly.
"Ooooooooogaa ooga oogaaaaaa," Snape sang dreamily, leaping onto the Gryffindor table, giving Rishi and Paras a closer look at his curly locks. Sam grimaced at the fact that today, of all days, Snape chose to wear a kilt and NO underwear.
"OOOGA OOGA oooogaaaaaaaa."
Everyone gasped.
Ethan dropped his arm, from performing the love spell on Paras. "A Triwizard tournament?!"
"OooooOoOoOogaaaAAaaaA." Snape finished with a wink.
Jill was preoccupied with the second part of ooga's speech however, and widened her eyes. Turning to Katie who was seated behind her at the Ravenclaw table, she asked, "Did he just say my bananas looked good?"
All heads turned to the Hufflepuff table. Snape had a crush on Jill?
Paras looked oddly jealous and hastily reapplied his new lipstick to make his lips look poutier, while Ethan smirked. It seemed his last year at Hogwarts would be eventful after all...
Who knows what's in store for the Triwizard Tournament, judging by the events already unfolding.