I realize that in this episode I insult the two top characters: Connor Stoll and Tyson. I apologize for this. Do not hate me in your reviews.
DARE OR DARE
Episode II
Season I
Zuria: And welcome back to Percy Jackson Dare or Dare. There is now a relationship between Clarisse and Luke (grossness). They are together.
Clarisse: No we're not!
Luke: We're friends…with benefits…
Zuria: Same freaking difference. Now for the Sea of Monsters we have: Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Thalia, Tyson, Travis, Connor, Luke, and Clarisse! Percy!
Percy: *shudders* What?
Zuria: Tell Tyson that you ran over his my little pony collection with a monster truck.
Percy: Tyson, I crushed you my little ponies.
Tyson: NO!
Zuria: Tyson has to give up Annabeth and peanut butter for the whole season!
Tyson: NO!
Annabeth: Yes!
Zuria: Annabeth has to kiss Luke!
Annabeth: No! *kisses Luke*
Luke: Don't let Clarisse see that.
Clarisse: *charges Annabeth*
Annabeth: *dies*
Percy: NO!
Annabeth: *gets up* I didn't know I was that good an actor!
Zuria: Grover has to kiss Thalia for an hour or until someone around them barfs.
Grover: Not like I'd mind. *does so*
Thalia: Wow…
Zuria: I AM AN EVIL PERSON! Okay, Thalia has to run around camp wearing a t-shirt saying "DIONYSUS SUCKS".
Thalia: I will die. *leaves to do so*
Zuria: Mwahahaha! Travis and Connor have to drink so much coke they get a sugar rush!
Travis: You don't want to see me hyper.
Connor: Too late.
Both: *drink coke*
Zuria: Luke has to give up trying to kill Percy!
Percy: THANK you!
Luke: Dang it.
Zuria: Clarisse has to kiss Annabeth. Mwahahaha!
Clarisse: Absolutely not.
Zuria: A pass is an article of clothing off.
Clarisse: Okay. *draws dagger and drops it*
Connor: *starts twitching*
Zuria: *giggle* There is alcohol in the coke.
Travis: *gets all drunk and hilarious, starts making out with Clarisse*
Zuria: Mwahahaha! And now I actually laugh. Hahahaha!
Connor: No…more…coke…EVER! *also gets drunk and hilarious, puts his arm around Percy* You're a pretty girl… *hic* Wanna get married? *hic*
Percy: Is this normal?
Zuria: If he gets a hangover in the morning, yes. If not…well…he's been holding his feelings in. CONNOR'S GAY! CONNOR'S GAY!
Connor: So pretty…
Tyson: I'm the only one who gets to call Percy pretty!
Percy: Wait…you call me pretty?
Zuria: TYSON'S GAY! TYSON'S GAY!