DARE OR DARE

Episode III

Season I

I am so sorry it looks like I reviewed my own story—but I didn't. My sister was busy being a hacker.

Zuria: I want to thank DoubleAgentOGrace for sending this in:

Hm. Grover's a vegitarian, so force him to eat a seven course meal made of nothing but meat. Thalia can jump off a plane, Nico can see Bianca die, Zoë can be forced to see hercules. Hope this stuff helps :D

OMZ, DoubleAgentOGrace, it does. A lot. If the rest of you can do this with your reviews, it would be great!

Grover: Wait, what was that thing about the meat?

Zuria: It's really good and fully cooked.

Grover: *shivers* Can this be my pass for the season?

Zuria: We'll save it for the next episode! And you have to take off an article of clothing.

Grover: Dang! You're mean! *takes cap and puts it on the ground*

Zuria: I know. Wait. Percy? Annabeth? I think this might be your pass, too.

Percy: YES! *takes Nico's Hades Mythomagic figurine and puts it next to Grover's hat*

Annabeth: *puts her book in the pile with the figurine and the hat* You know, I'm already bored.

Zuria: Then I'll give you something to do.

Annabeth: No!

Zuria: Too late. Mwuaahaahaahaa!

Annabeth: What did you do?

Zuria: Oh, I just opened the flood gate to my spiders' cage.

Annabeth: *covers eyes* How many?

Zuria: Numerous. Too many to count. I think they've been breeding. Not sure.

Annabeth: NOOOOO!

Zuria: Just kidding, oh my Zeus. Can't you take a joke?

Annabeth: Phew.

Zuria: So, Thalia. You want to ride in a plane?

Thalia: *who has been asleep the whole time* Huh?

Zuria: I'll take that as a yes.

Thalia: Wait, what?

Zuria: Percy, Grover, Annabeth, you guys are on pass, so you can take Thalia to the plane. And fill her in on the way. Oh, and Percy, you're driving.

Percy: Yes!

Zuria: Now get lost so I can deal with the others.

Nico, Bianca, and Zoë: NO, OH CRAP, NO!

Zuria: Are you done cussing at me in your stupid little Greek languages?

Nico: Um…we were cussing at you in Eng—

Zuria: OH, WHO THE HECK CARES, ANYWAY? Okay, Bianca has to relive her own death—DoubleAgentOGrace told me so later. Mwuaahaahaahaa!

Bianca: What the heck is up with that?

Zuria: Quiet, minion!

Bianca: I am nobody's minion!
Zuria: Oh, yeah? You are now officially my minion.

Bianca: I was afraid of that.

Zuria: Mwuaahaahaahaa! Okay, minion. Shoot.

Bianca: *steps inside the giant robot thingy and gets herself electrocuted and then crushed. Mwuaahaahaahaa!*

Nico: *cries like a little baby girl* WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Zuria: Oh, well. She was a good minion. *turns to Nico* Quiet, minion!

Nico: I am nobody's minion!

Zuria: Déjà vu, anyone? You're my minion whether you like it or not! There, we got a little variety.

Nico: Dang it.

Zuria: Well, minion, go fetch my slippers and a good book—preferably The Titan's Curse?

Nico: *leaves to get normal shoes and a huge Harry Potter book*

Zuria: No, minion! Oh, well, who cares anyway. Now, Zoë, prepare to re-see Hercules!

Zoë: Crappity crap crap.

Zuria: No need to be like that, Zoë. Hercules rocks. I'm dating him right now. *picks up cell phone and calls Hercules* Hi, honey. Love you too. Hey, one of my fans requested that Zoë see you…huh? You're not in the mood. Okay. I'll find something else for Zoë to do. Hmm? You have an idea? Okay, I'll do that. Bye, Herc. Yes, I love you too. *hangs up* Mwuaahaahaahaa!

Zoë: Oh…no…

Zuria: Hercules said I should lock her in a room with Nico and get as intimate as Nico wants (with boundaries, of course). Minion!

Nico: Yes, Zuria?

Zuria: Mwuaahaahaahaa! I just got another dare for Zoë. You have to be locked in a room with her and get as intimate as you, minion, want.

Nico: *rubbing hands gleefully* Oh, thank you, Zuria. You rock.

Zuria: *shrugs modestly* I know.

Nico and Zoë: *leave. Mwuaahaahaahaa! (I write that too much, don't I?)*

So, hope you liked it. I got a little stuck at the beginning, but ironed it out pretty well.

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