This, people, is my first guest star! It was so much fun having her guest star! And I might or might not have The Lost Hero, depending on my next guest star's answer.

Hey, people! Vote on the poll in my profile page! Please! Because it changes the Bonus Episode that might be after this one!

SEASON ONE

Episode Five (Wow, there already?)

Zuria: Hey, everybody! This is my first guest star! Yay! Her name is AthenaKidd. Err, I mean, Tori! Say hi, Tori!

Tori: Hey captives! Err... People whom we will be incredibly nice and generous to...*scowls at the ground*

Zuria: Okay, now on with the dares! Hey, should we do this one? *hands Tori a paper* So should we do it?

Tori: YEAH!

Zuria: Okay, so PERCY, MINION, GROVER, and…hmm…that's it? I'll have to message Devil of the Mist later to get something more out of him. *types furiously on the computer* Okay, that takes care of that…don't worry, the rest of you, you will be tortured—I mean dared more. GET OVER HERE, GUYS!

Percy, Nico and Grover: *exit a room*

Percy: Sorry, I was holding tissues for Mr. Sad over here while he IM-ed Juniper—you know, his girlfriend?

Zuria: Poor Grover. I'll let you go after this, okay?

Percy: Grover? No, that was Nico who was sobbing over her.

Zuria: *hands to mouth in surprise*

Tori: Ooo-kay! Did NOT know they had something going on. Well have fun with that LATER. On to the dares!

Zuria: Okay, let's go and TORTURE!

Nico: *sigh* Sometimes I hate being your minion.

Tori: Oh, suck it up, Death Breath. I've had to…*eyes widen* I never said a word.

Zuria: Oh, well. Come on. Devil of the Mist told me that you are to do something that I am also not thrilled about. You have to lick my shoe.

Nico: *down on his knees* Let me pass! Let me pass!

Zuria: One article of clothing! *holds out hand expectantly*

Nico: *sighs* Fine. *hands over his Stygian Iron sword*

Zuria: You want it, Tori?

Tori: Oooo! Please? I wonder how well it works... *swings it and whacks of half of Nico's hair* Oopsy Daisy!

Nico: TORI!

Zuria: Okay…now Grover…please get over here. Ahem!

Grover: *walks over* Hmm?

Zuria: Here you go. *throws him a can*

Grover: *looks at the can warily* Is there any meat in here?

Zuria: No. Feels kinda heavy, right?

Grover: What did you do?

Zuria: Nothing you won't be able to digest. Eat.

Grover: *digs into can and it tears open, iron nails spilling out.*

Zuria: Real funny. Now, somebody615 gives us Percy's dare. Hmm…Tori? What do you think? Alive or dead?

Tori: *Still lifting Nico's sword out of his reach while he reaches for dear life* How 'bout dead? Fresh from a week in the sun.

Zuria: *takes a dead fish that has been rotting on my porch for a week, and hands it to Percy* Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

Percy: *lifts a dead fish to his mouth, then stops* Do I have to?

Zuria: Yes, you have to! Chant with me, everybody!

Everybody: EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

Zuria: COME ON! EAT IT ALREADY!

Percy: *eats the fish, then pukes*

Zuria: *turning back to the computer* And this just in! Devil of the Mist has just replied to the message I sent him. Okay…oh, HAHAHAHA! Thank you for that one! Oh, Annabeth can't sing that, my mom recently found that video and it's been stuck in my head all week. *muttering* Friday…Friday…looking forward to the weekend. But anyway! Tori, would you do the honors of giving out the dares? I have a bit of creepy email-ness from a Bob Vines to deal with. *types furiously on a computer*

Annabeth: Me? Sing what? Can I leave?

Tori: Never! Well, maybe after today's dares. See? I'm in charge now. Muahaha! Okay, so Annabeth is up next. You have to sing Friday, by Rebecca Black.

Annabeth: What? Nah-ah. Well, okay, just as long as everybody uses earplugs! *throws earplugs into the crowd* Okay, this will only happen once!

7 am waking up in the morning

Gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs

Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

Seeing everything the time is going

Ticking on and on everybody's rushing

Gotta get down to the bus stop

Gotta catch my bus I see my friends

*Nico and Percy giggle* Shutup!

Sitting in the front seat

Sitting in the back seat

Gotta make up my mind

Which seat can I take

It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend

It's Friday, Friday

Getting down on Friday

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying yeah!

Partying, partying yeah!

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Looking forward to the weekend

Okay! Nobody heard that! I did nothing just now! I swear that is the stupidest song ever...

Tori: So what you're saying is you want another dare.

Annabeth: Hades, NO!

Tori: You're actually a pretty good singer. Okay, Thalia! You're up next!

Thalia: *walks over* Let's just get this over with.

Tori: You have to quit the Hunters of Artemis. Hmm...

Thalia: *tears of Aegis from wrist and holds it up* No. Passing.

Tori: I never said you can pass, now did I?

Thalia: No. I'm not dealing with that load of Minotaur dung! Passing.

Tori: Oooo. Attitude. We'll let her pass ONE time. Silena's up!

Silena: Please don't make it too horrible!

Tori: Ah, It's not that bad, You just can't wear any make-up for the rest of the season.

Silena: WHAT? *runs over to gigantic mirror* What about Mascara?

Tori: No make-up.

Silena: No! *runs away in horror*

Nico: I think you really hurt her.

Tori: pfft. Zuria could've done much worse. She'll get over it. Beckendorf, your dare is to Dress up like Hannah Montana!

Beckendorf: Aww, man! *runs over to dressing room* I'll be back!

Tori: Poor Becky. I think he got the worst of it. Clarisse, your dare is to sing "Barbie Girl"!

Clarisse: I don't even know that song! I wouldn't even if I did.

Tori: Oh yes you would! Just sing what you know.

Clarisse: Whatever. *walks up to the middle of the room* I'm a Barbie Girl! In a Barbie world! All done. *walks back to place*

Tori: Well that was...quick. Ethan, you're up.

Ethan: What do you want?

Tori: It's your dare, idiot. You have to dress up like a pirate.

*whole room breaks down into laughter*

Ethan: Why me? *Goes to dressing room as Beckendorf catwalks out*

Beckendorf: YOU GET THE BE-E-EST OF BOTH WORLDS! CHILL IT OUT TAKE IT SLOW, THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE SHOW! YOU GET THE BE-E-EST OF BOTH WORLDS! MIX ALL TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! (How do you know the lyrics to that song?)

Everybody: HAHAHAHA! Go Beckendorf!

Tori: HAHAHA! That's the most laughing that I've done for a while. Though Percy's dare was funny too.

Percy: Hey!

Zuria: There! I just called Bob a creepy jerk. Wait…getting a reply back…what? How does he know my name? How? HOWWW? I'm forwarding this to my friend. *click*

Tori: *looks at email* That's mean. You should tell him off. Or let me...

Zuria: Nah, I can deal with guys myself. Creepy, stalker guys… *continues to type furiously on the computer*

Tori: Luke, you have to admit that your scar is NOT cool.

Luke: Oh, thank the gods, that's easy.

Tori: Well we can reconsider...

Luke: Oh, no. That's okay. *points furiously at his cheek* This! Is not cool!

Percy: Naw, You figured that out all by yourself?

Luke: Shut up, Squid.

Ethan: *tumbles out of dressing room* *stands up to dust off clothes* YOUR TEN SECONDS TO ADMIRE MY TERRIFYING LOOKS STARTS NOW! *makes pirate noises* ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! *ten seconds of admiration ends and he fumbles back into dressing room*

Tori: Bravo, Bravo!

Zuria: Okay…getting something back from…both Bob and my friend. "Happy Late April Fool's?" Oh, Bob and Friend, I hate you! *bursts into tears and bawls*

Tori: Oh, that's horrible.

Percy: I know somebody that's horrible.

Tori: Shut up, Fishstick! Anyway, I'll close for you, Zuria. Until next time, keep sending in dares, because there is a The Lost Hero episode!

And yes, people, that email thing REALLY DID HAPPEN! And that was the REAL REACTION! (Not in real time, of course…)

Okay, thank you for sending in dares! It helps me a lot! And we might have a guest star next time: Devil of the Mist! So keep up with me, guys!

PS—me and Tori both have Friday stuck in our heads now. Darn.