A/N Ok I've just sorted out this plotline turned story and it may be a long one but hang in there because its got so much other good stuff in it and yes Cenarko1986 this chapter and many more have John Cena, lol just for you! AND Thank you to everyone that has reveiwed each and everyone of my stories, you all get 5000000000000 star points! Whoo!

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Chapter 5 Auction

Matt made his way back downstairs with one minute to spare, Raven and Storm waiting for him. When Matt saw his room he was a little taken aback, it was like a prison. Bars on his windows, a boring chest of drawers and a sleeping bag. Matt knew Raven meant it when she said everything was earnt.

"Good your here, now we can get the auction under way" Raven smiled grabbing the remaining box and heading outside. "Move it Mathew I don't wanna be out here any longer than I have too"

Matt followed them outside where Iziah, Harmoni, Vampiro and Jamie had set up a stand and several people had gathered around waiting in curiousity. Matt (along with the Untouchables) were surprised to find that alot of these people were actually WWE superstars. Raven had wondered why she never saw her neighbours and now she knew why, they were always away except for now apparently.

"Welcome to the great auction! We have some very mysterious items up for grabs, seriously I have no clue whats in here but I can bet it will be good" Raven addressed the crowd, alot of them seemed to find this a good way to pass the time. Of course none of these people realised that these girls were the daughters of DX.

"Ok our first item is..." Raven dug inside Matts personal gear and pulled out a magazine. "An autographed copy of playboy, still in its plastic casing and free of sticky stains"

"Hey! that cost me five-hundred dollars!" Matt cut in angrily. Izzy stood on his foot making him shut up.

"I'll start the bidding at one dollar"

"One dollar!"

"One dollar to the loud gentleman with the bright purple" Raven pointed out making him grin.

"Ooh bright! Where!" Jamie shouted, she loved bright colours. "Oooh pretty!"

"One-fifty!"

"One-fifty to the even louder gentleman with the red brief case"

"Two dollars"

"Two dollars to the british guy"

"Three dollars!" Bright purple t-shirt spoke up again. Raven could see where this was going and she hoped that these two egos kept clashing, anything for them to give money.

"Four!"

"Five!"

"Ten!"

"100!"

"Ok thats not how it works but still 100 to the bright purple t-shirt" Raven pointed out "Going once...going twice..."

"Three hundred!"

"Going once...going twice...sold to the british guy for three hundred dollars."

He made his way up to her and handed over three hundred dollars and Raven handed him the magazine. "If you try to sell that back to him I will break his fingers then I will break yours. Clear?"

"Darling I just paid three hundred dollars for porn, I ain't selling it"

"Alright next item!" Raven pulled out a pocket knife "This beautiful pocket knife, just because its pointy I will start the bidding at five bucks, any takers"

"Five bucks!"

"Izzy you can't bid" Raven snapped looking at her sister.

"Five bucks!"

"Five bucks to the straight edge guy"

"Six!"

"Izzy..."

"Six!"

"Six dollars to the guy with tatts up and down his arms, Nice work bud" Raven eyed them interested. She loved boy art and his was very impressive.

"Seven"

"Oh yay another bidding war" Raven muttered as the two men kept duelling with their money, to her enjoyment the non-straight edge guy won.

"Going once...going twice..sold for two hundred dollars!"

A while or so later almost every item in the box had been sold, Matt was no longer angry that his stuff had been sold, because according to Harmoni, the math whiz he had just reached over four thousand dollars. Matt could just imagine how he was going to spend that money. There was just one item left. Raven pulled it out and looked at Jamie.

"Why is your bra in here?"

The guys down the street burst into laughter, not mean laughter, they just found it funny and random.

"What? You said anything I didn't want can go in the box!" Jamie argued

"But your bra?"

"I don't want it"

"Alright" Raven shrugged not expecting it to be sold anyways. "I'll start the bidding at fifty cents"

"Fifty cents!"

"Fifty cents to the perve in the bright purple"

"Dollar!"

"A dollar to the british perve"

"Six hundred!"

"Thats not how it works" Raven muttered "Going once, sold to the bright purple perve"

"Hey your supposed to give me a chance to bid!"

"My auction, I'll run it the way I want" Raven shrugged as he handed his money over and she gave him the bright pink bra.

Instead of going back to his spot he moved along to Jamie. "I think this belongs to you" He smiled at the young blonde.

"Its yours silly, you bought it"

"Yeah but I just realised that pink don't suit me" He laughed before pulling out a pen and signing it with his autograph. "And now its signed"

Jamie read it, "John Cena?"

"Thats me"

"I'm Jamie" She shook his large hand, Jamie swore she was in love at first sight.

"Nice to meet you Jamie"

John was about to try the old pick up lines when her sister came along, the most evilist looks in her silver eyes.

"Don't even think about it" She growled at him. He put his hands up in defense "I'll see you around Jamie"

"Way to kill the mood Izzy" Jamie rolled her blue eyes at her sister who was still growling at the man that went near her little sister.

"Ladies and gentleman I would like to thank you for being apart of this auction, we have raised over four thousand dollars and I am proud to say that each and every cent will be going to various charities" Raven annouced, alot of the guys and girls clapped their hands at this. Alot, well actually all of them believed that their money would be going to them, but no it was going to others to help others. That earnt alot of respect for their odd neighbours.

"What!" Matt stood up outraged. "You can't sell my stuff then give away my money!" He shouted before charging back up the hill.

"Mathew you really didn't think you would get that money did you?" Raven laughed as she delivered the punch line to her own sick joke. There was no way in hell she would give that much money to someone like Matt, he simply didn't deserve it.