Chapter 9 Strip search

"This is so fucking stupid" James growled as he and Matt set up his stuff in his new bedroom. "Why the fuck am I even here anyways?"

"Same reason as me dude, just trust me when I say, don't get on her bad side"

James scoffed at his friend "Why? Is the midget going to hurt me?"

Matt sighed and held up his hand, a fresh bandage in place "Know how I got that? I was stabbed with a freaking fork. Trust me they are psycho and they don't care if you get hurt"

"Whatever" James rolled his eyes again looking at the list of rules "And we have to follow these?"

"Yup, and you gotta earn practically everything. I hope you like dog-food James"

"What?"

"My first night here they had me eating dog food, apparently if I was going to act like a mut then I was going to eat like one, then again that was Iziah's logic. I think she just really wanted me to eat dog-food"

"So I just gotta watch out for Iziah?"

"Yes but the one you gotta watch is Raven, she is psycho and a tad insane"

"Yeah I'm really afraid of the elf with the giant rack"

"Dude! My cousin!"

"Sorry but seriously how can a girl that small have a rack that giant"

"Stop it" Matt warned, defence for his cousin coming from no-where. Blood is thicker than water.

"Sorry" James looked around the room again, like Matt he well and truely hated this. Familiar pounding made the journey upstairs causing Matt to go into a small panic, "Quick!" Matt hissed "Put as much of your stuff as you can on you or else she will sell it"

James quickly stuffed his pockets with his valuables, well the small stuff anyways.

"Well I can see you got settled in properly" Raven cut through them, Vampiro right by her side. She couldn't help the smirk on her face. Sure she had never rasied kids before but she wasn't exactly stupid and they didn't seem to realise that she was their age once, she had invented half the crap these kids were coming up with.

"You know what I find amusing Vampiro?"

"Whats that Raven?"

"People thinking I'm stupid and that I was born yesterday"

"Wait you weren't born yesterday?" Vampiro asked

"Nah it was the day before, anyways take our little friend James here and strip search him. Anything you find you may keep and for every item you find you can break one bone. Unless of course he just wants to give it up right now"

James didn't say anything looking Vampiro over, like Matt he believed that he could take Raven but Vampiro was a different story, he knew that first hand. Avoiding the humilation James pulled everything from his pockets, including a pocket knife, condoms and a lighter.

"Good move James"

He let out a sigh of relief thinking the worst was over, Matt already knew different. "Vampiro still strip search him, the same rules apply. And you" She looked at Matt before handing him a toothbrush "I want the bathroom cleaned, you can only use this and hot water"

Matt looked at her asking what it is that he did wrong.

"Two things Mathew, firstly you tried to help him by getting him to take stuff that he shouldn't have and secondly when one of you fucks up, both of you are punished"

"Thats not fair!" They both shouted. Raven smacked both of them across the face drawing blood.

"Now you can't use hot water and when your done being searched by Vampiro you can clean my oven with this toothbrush. If they are not done in thirty minutes you will have to repeat the process using your tongues. Now move" Raven smirked before heading downstairs leaving Vampiro alone to do the search.