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A/N: Enjoy! :D

CHAPTER 3: Hermione! You're a boy!

"Hermione… we shouldn´t be doing this…" said a worried Ginny walking through the empty corridors of Hogwarts. "Come on Gin! Where is your Gryffindor courage! Besides, we have Harry's invisibility cloak, nobody can see us…"

"Since when are you the rule breaker Herms?" whispered the little Weasly rolling her eyes.

Finally the two gryffindors got into Myrtle's bathroom. "So this is where you've been preparing the potion...". Hermione nodded going near the cauldron and let her cloak fall to the ground.

"Ginny the potion is ready! I can't believe I'm really going to do this", said the brunette giving small hops and clapping excitedly. "Ok ok Herms… but hurry! I don't want to get caught by Filch."

"Ok wait here, I'm going into one of the cubicles in case I need to throw up". Ginny waited a while before she could hear the bathroom's door opening again. Ginny's small gasp was heard and she tried to cover her mouth with her hands. Hermione noticed her friend's eyes wide open and she started to panic, worry displayed all over her face…

"What's going on Gin? Is something wrong?..."

"No… it's just… Wow I never thought you could look like that... I mean... You look really handsome!" she said staring at her friend.

"Don't be surprised if you see a lot of girls drooling over you!" Ginny's shocked face was soon replaced by a smirk and winked at her too.

"Stop it Ginny! You're making me nervous… Wait… What did you just say?" she asked a little confused..."HANDSOME?, GIRLS DROOLING OVER ME?"

The brunette pushed her Ginny out of her way and ran towards the huge mirror above the sink. "Passing her hands through her new short dark hair, she felt her body stiffen and somehow managed to move her hands up to touch the small freckles in her nose, her body was bigger, her chest felt so different! Her breathing quickened so much that for a moment she was afraid to pass out.

"Hermione! What's the matter with you! Calm down!" Said the little Weasly as she put her hands on her friend's shoulder and shook it a little bit to get her attention, it was kind of difficult since Hermione was taller now and she had to get on tiptoes to reach her. "Wasn't this what you wanted?"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY WANT THIS? I'M A BOY!" cried the poor "girl" giving another scream of frustration.

"Yeah and a hot one…" she noticed that her friend was looking at her up and down.

"Stop it Ginny! This is serious!" a chill went through her body.

"I don't get it…"

"I just wanted to change my appearance to get to know THEO better! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM LIKE (love) ME IF I'M A BOY!" losing her mind, Hermione started kicking the bathroom's door trying desperately to wake up from her nightmare.

"HERMIONE! If you could stop whining for a moment we could think of something... Show me the book where you found the potion."

"It's here…" said the dark hair boy with tears on his eyes. He opened the book on the right page and pointed the potion, "See? I did everything correctly…" he repeated sobbing even more.

"Oh for Merlin's sake, Hermione! You made the wrong potion! If you just wanted to change your appearance you had to use the ingredients on the next page! I can't believe you didn't notice this! You are supposed to be the brightest witch our age!" The redhead gave a frantic scream.

"Don't yell at me Ginny! It's the last thing I need now", said the poor Hermione hugging her knees.

"What if we go see Madam Pomfrey! She could help us Mione!" her eyes twinkled and she cheered a little.

"No Gin, if someone discover this I'd be expelled from Hogwarts." When she realized that her punishment might end her days in Hogwarts, she let out a deafening cry. If only the earth could open up and swallow her.

"Ok Mione... We have no other choice but to stick to the plan…" looking intently the brunette's eyes and nodded firmly.

"What are you talking about Ginny… I'm a boy! And so you know, Theo is not GAY!"

"I know that! But if you're like this...", she said eyeing her again, "You could be Nott's friend, once you get closer to him, he'll tell you what he thinks about Hermione! I mean... you."

The boy's eyes sparkle a little, there was hope now.

"Let's go win his heart Hermione!" "YEAH!"