"Alright. Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?" Mr. Schuester asked. Dylan's eyes lit up. Easy listening. One of the blonde boy's favourite music genres. And at least there was one other person who looked interested: Jack. He had got this down.
But as he opened his mouth to answer, he heard the airy voice of Brittany light up the room with her answer: "He discovered America."
Dylan couldn't help but smile at this.
"Close. He did write an iconic chart topper: 'Sailing'." Will said and Dylan nodded, the song now plastered in his mind. He could barely hear Mr. Schuester as he began o start gently swaying to the invisible beat of 'Sailing' in his mind and that was all he could think about until he heard Kurt say the words: "Miss Britney Spears."
Now Dylan was chatting animatedly with Kurt and Mercedes before Mr. Schuester spoke above all the talking.
"Sorry, Kurt, Kurt, no. No, no, no. I don't think she's a very good role model." He said and then the Britney army began to form:
"But, Mr. Schue, we kinda grew up with her." Rachel enlisting first.
"She's literally the reason why I wanted to become a performer." Tina joining her.
"Yeah, Mr. Schue. Even though I am a big fan of adult contemporary, I must say I would rather do Britney Spears' music." Dylan joining in.
"I don't wanna do Britney." Brittany then said and Dylan turned to the blonde, curious.
"Why no Britney, Brittany?" Apparently so was Kurt.
"Because my name is also Britney Spears." Brittany said and Dylan's facial expression turned slightly from curious to 'What?'. Mr. Schuester and Mercedes expressed their confusion before Brittany started to explain.
"My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Britney Spears." Brittany said before Dylan started a voiceover.
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"What is it about that girl that I like so much? I didn't really believe in fate until I auditioned for this club and Britt asked if I was a surfer. It hasn't even been the homecoming pep assembly and already we're quite close. I mean, she invited me to feed the ducks at the park one weekend and I found myself saying yes before I could even think. But the day was a lot better that I expected."
Brittany and Dylan were sat beside the pond, throwing breadcrumbs for the ducks.
"I like it here. It's a place where no one makes fun of me for being stupid." Brittany said. Dylan looked to her.
"But who would make fun of you? You're a Cheerio, you're popular and you're one of the best cheerleaders on that team." The boy replied.
"Some of the Cheerios do. They say I'm stupid and dumb and I shouldn't be on the team." Brittany said.
"Considering Brittany was too nice to be evil, I wanted to get those Cheerios back for her. So, I went to the devil of McKinley High and King Prankster I: Jack Harmon."
"Jack. I need a favour." Dylan said, walking up to the ego that was at his locker. The smaller boy turned to Dylan and raised an eyebrow.
"Take two steps back." he said and Dylan looked puzzled before listening and took two steps back.
"What do you want...I don't have a nickname for you yet. One will come to me in time." Jack said and Dylan looked confused but went on anyway.
"You like pranks right and you don't like the Cheerios right? Well I need your help to prank the Cheerios." Dylan asked and immediately a smirk grew upon Jack's face.
"Apparently, he was 'unimpressed with the easiness of the prank yet he liked the concept'. And so did I."
Screaming could be heard from the girls' locker room and Cheerios running out in their uniforms with either red, yellow, purple or green skin and Dylan watching with a smile on his face.
"I seriously don't know how he put the dye in the showers or how he got Quinn, Santana and Brittany (or as he likes to call them Pregnoid, Shore Leave and The Theorist) to not take a shower. But it was worth it in the end. And the teasing had stopped.
I know I haven't known her for that long but all I know now is I'm attracted to Brittany and I can't stop it."
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Snapping out of his voiceover, Dylan heard Mr. Schuester say "Well, there you have it, guys. It's been decided. No Britney. Sorry."
"Thanks, Brit. Thanks a lot." Kurt said to the ditzy blonde in a quite irate tone.
"Leave Brittany alone." Dylan said on reflex, and it seemed that Santana aided him. Dylan then turned back to Brittany who said: "Thank you for understanding. It's been a hard road." She said.
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"Alright, so here's the deal. You chew this little capsule, now if there's any plaque you missed the dye will stick to it and turn your teeth blue." The dentist, Carl, said. Dylan was handed a capsule and was about to open the small plastic bag it was contained in when a Latina cheerleader in front of him started flirting with Carl.
"Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I have ever seen?" she asked and Dylan raised a smirk.
"Yeah, I get that all the time." Carl answered, passing her.
"No like seriously, you can totally drill me whenever-" Santana started before being interrupted by Miss Pillsbury.
"Santana! Okay, let's stay focused" she blurted out as to mentally block out the forthcoming mental images. Dylan couldn't hold back a laugh at the Latina, who turned back and winked before Dylan got the capsule out. Kurt had mentioned something about another member to the Britney Spears Facebook campaign and once again, Schuester shot him down before going into the capsules.
Dylan chewed and revealed his teeth and Jack looked at him and snickered.
"I do brush them twice a day and use mouthwash." Dylan said, obviously surprised.
"I don't understand, I floss between classes!" Rachel then exclaimed, more appalled than shocked.
"Well, sometimes it's genetics." Carl said and Dylan did remember that his family has quite a bad history of teeth. The other people that had dye on their teeth were Artie and Brittany, who said that she was sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist. Carl then had a look before turning away and demanding Brittany close her mouth.
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They were discussing Christopher Cross again and how he was a Golden Globe, Oscar, and five time Grammy award winner before Brittany raised her hand.
"I just like to say from now on, I demand to have every solo in Glee Club." The Cheerio said and Dylan looked to her with wide eyes but quite a big smile on his face.
"When I had my teeth cleaned, I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and danced better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman I truly am." Brittany then said and Dylan smiled at Brittany's revelation.
"I went with her. And I had a Britney fantasy too. Although now that I'm thinking about it I'm not really sure how our fantasies combined. That doesn't make any sense." Santana said and Dylan couldn't help but smile at the closeness of the two girls resulted in the exact same Britney Spears fantasy. He then wondered if he would have one when he went to the dentist but was interrupted by an argument between Kurt and Will and when Kurt yelled: "Jeez! Let loose a little, would you? Stop being so fricking up tight all the time!" and the club went into silence. Dylan's jaw dropped.
Wow. He really wanted Britney Spears to happen, didn't he? Dylan thought before he watched Kurt leave the room.
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Dylan was heading into the boys locker room just after soccer practise where he removed his jersey and shorts before stepping into the shower, switching the water on and letting the steam fill the room. After about 5 minutes, he stepped out and put a towel around himself before hearing footsteps coming towards him. Dylan saw silhouettes of many girls slowly walking towards him. Dylan grinned before opening his mouth and beginning to sing.
Womanizer Woman-Womanizer I'm A Womanizer oh Womanizer oh I'm A Womanizer baby,
Ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhhh
Dylan slowly walked through the crowd of girls, smiling and winking at them and they were waving and giggling back.
Baby girl, I must admit I am a player, time for bed, go to my room I'll meet you there,
Cos baby I got way too many lady friends yeah I got plenty girls to see, keep the sheets warm baby,
Womanizer Woman-Womanizer I'm A Womanizer oh Womanizer oh I'm A Womanizer baby,
You know I am, you know I am
A womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
I'm not tryna front, girl you know just what I am
I'm not tryna front, girl you know just what I am
Ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhhh
Feels like I'm the ruler of the world,
Seems I have my choice of any girl,
They don't care that I am a
Womanizer Woman-Womanizer I'm A Womanizer oh Womanizer oh I'm A Womanizer baby,
You know I am, you know I am
A womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
I'm not tryna front, girl you know just what I am
I'm not tryna front, girl you know just what I am
Ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhhh
Reaching the entrance to the boys' locker room, Dylan turned back and smiled at the girls before leaving.
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"Hey, Dylan. Wake up. You're as good as new now." Carl said as Dylan's vision began to focus.
"Wow. So many girls." Dylan slurred and Carl could only laugh at the blonde boy.
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The next day, Dylan was walking through the school when he spotted Puck by the lockers.
"Puck. I need a favour. I was at the dentist yesterday and I had a Britney Spears fantasy and now I realise that there are many girls at this school who want to be with me and I need some advice because you are the biggest stud in this school." Dylan said and Puck looked interested.
"So you want my advice to flirt with girls? Dude, you had me at 'stud'." Puck said, before raising his fist which Dylan smirked at and bumped.
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The next day, just before glee club, Dylan was walking along the locker room when he saw Finn escorting a girl in a hot outfit around the corner.
Wait, that's not just any girl…that's Rachel…oh my god. She looks hot. Dylan's mind screamed with his mouth agape. Then his staring was broke when Finn said "They're personifying you."
Dylan decided to take this golden opportunity and he walked past the couple while saying: "Objectifying is the word you're looking for, Hudson." Dylan said, before turning to Rachel and winking at her, to which she giggled at. Dylan then walked up to Puck, who was metres away and smirking.
"Nice work, bro. Now, I've found two targets for you to test your new knowledge on." Puck said before motioning to Brittany and Santana who were chatting by Brittany's locker. Dylan smiled before walking towards them.
"Ladies." He said, smoothly and the girls instantly turned to the tall boy and smiled.
"How are you two beautiful girls doing today?" Dylan asked, with a lopsided smirk.
"Good. What about you?" Brittany asked.
"A lot better now that I bumped into you two." Brittany said and grins broke out on both their faces.
"I gotta run. I got some benches to press but I'll catch you later, okay?" Dylan said, winking before turning the other way. He could hear giggling behind him and a smile grew upon his face.
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I think I'm ready now
Dylan thought 'Toxic' went amazingly well, even though Mr. Schue was performing too which was a bit weird and the 'Bob Fosse choreography' as suggested by Jack actually did quite good with the audience. That was until Sylvester pulled the fire alarm and Mr. Schue went back to his old ways. Dylan decided to get rid of his new ways too, thinking that being a womanizer isn't what he is. He maybe attractive but he only has eyes for one girl and one girl only.
Rachel decided to perform one of Dylan's favourite songs: 'The Only Exception' and as the girls were singing along, Dylan couldn't help but watch Brittany sing along and Dylan realized then that he could never not love the blonde cheerleader. Dylan then turned back to Rachel as the song reached the end and he smiled at the diva.
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The version of 'Womanizer' used is the AHMIR version. Listen to it, it is amazing!
I am so sorry this is so late! But half term is coming up which gives me a hell of a lot more time to write chapters. And 'Grilled Cheesus' is a big episode for Dylan. Watch this space!
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