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Sticking To The Diet
By Waterrain
"I'm not going to drink beer for it is no good and causes weight gain." Germany said firmly to his older brother Prussia. "I do not want to risk becoming fat."
"West, I drink a ton of beer and I don't fucking gain any weight. So drink the beer." Prussia commented to him and he heard a heavy sigh.
"I have been eating fruits, vegetables, and water for about a week." Germany informed him calmly.
"What? You are not eating any meat or dairy products." Prussia said slowly and he was feeling a bit shocked. "You are no longer eating bratwurst. What is wrong with you?"
"I'm on a diet." Germany stated simply and he looked away briefly.
"Screw that crazy diet that has no meat and dairy products. You are not a bunny! You need meat too! Hell, I once saw a bunny eat meat." Prussia said loudly, his arms were crossed, and he was looking at Germany's blue eyes. "Tell me why you want to lose weight. Seriously, There must be some sort of reason."
Germany's cheeks started to turn red, he muttered something quietly, and his older brother looked at him in disbelief.
"Alright, West. I have something important to tell you." Prussia said causally and he placed a hand on Germany's right shoulder while looking at him with serious red eyes.
"What is it?" Germany asked even though he figures he will regret asking.
"I believe that Italy was not calling you fat when he said you are big. Seriously, Nearly everyone is bigger than Italy." Prussia replied calmly and he noticed that his younger brother gave him a bored expression.
"I'm still sticking to the diet." Germany stated flatly and he closed his eyes briefly. "No matter what I will be sticking to this diet of no beer, meat, and dairy products."
"You are stubborn, West." Prussia commented and he watched as Germany walked away from him. "However the awesome me will get you off that stupid diet! Drink beer, West! Eat and Drink whatever you want idiot! After all you always work out!"
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