A/N: I'm gonna not bold this whole A/N cause nobody likes reading in too much bold. I'd appreciate if you do read, but I can't blame you if you don't.

I need to rant about this to someone, and it may as well be you since no one else will listen, and YES I understand I promised you a chapter ages ago and I'm very, VERY sorry for the delay and the current delay, so if you could help me out and tell you what you want to happen? That'd help a lot. BUT I need to rant right now and I'm pretty sure this is going to end up being longer than the chapter.

So I was with my friends tonight, I just got home (it's about midnight here, if you were wondering) and the subject of Glee came up, one of the people who I DID consider a friend... well, I won't go into the finer details but let me just say that the words 'faggot' and 'I can't understand how they can say they were born gay' were uses, for the sake of my other friends and the situation I didn't say much, nor did anyone else but we were all in shock. Now, this girl is one of two religious people I know, which is to say that in Australia it is very uncommon for someone to be religious, at least people in my age group. I don't have anything against religious people in general, for I assume some of my readers may well be so... but when your views of religion come before your own moral integrity? That IS a problem. People can't choose or change their sexuality, but people can choose and change their ignorance. And I have a pretty good understanding that in America, this ignorance is extremely heightened, and I have no idea how you guys stand it.

Thanks for reading that (if you did), I really am sorry that this chapter is pretty much non-existent, I've gotten kind of stuck but I am currently writing more and it will be a much longer chapter the next one, but I wanted to give you SOMETHING to go on. Tell me what you want to happen! I need help. I'm pretty sure Jealous!Blaine will be making an appearance since you guys (and myself) find him so adorable. And thank you all for your awesome reviews and alerts, etc! Sorry this chapter doesn't really live up to anything... it's kind of a teaser to be honest, but as soon as you guys give feedback, I'll post! But the next chapter will be up tomorrow not matter what, that is to say today... since it's already midnight here. AHOY!

Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, Chris Colfer would get 98% of the solos.

Rating: M for smut that will happen in the next chapter (Seriously, what would you guys like? Oh, but it has to be Klaine smut otherwise it won't follow the storyline...)

Don't kill me?


Kurt had never expected to become close friends with Puck, but it just kind of happened. It all started when Finn was too busy moping over Rachel to play Mario Kart. Kurt reluctantly agreed to a game, a game which he won (by a landslide) and he was pretty sure that's what initially tipped Puck off to the fact that he was, in fact, a boy. From then on, whenever Puck would come over to hang out with Finn, Kurt would be included. It made Kurt happy, feeling like 'one of guys' for the first time since... well, ever.

This had been going on a while when Puck, out of the blue, asked for Kurt to tutor him. Needless to say, Kurt was surprised, but extremely happy that Puck seemed to be caring about his future for the first time in his life. In the very first lesson, Puck blurted out something he was really, really not expecting.

"Dude, I totally like you."

Kurt's eyes snapped up.

"Huh?"

"I like you."

"Thanks?" Kurt smiled

"No, dude. I like you. As in, I wanna fu- kiss you. "

Kurt blinked.

"I don't understand."

Puck groaned.

"I have feelings for you." he explained again, in an exasperated tone.

The look on Kurt's face was the look of undeniable confusion, if Puck hadn't been so embarrassed, he would have found it adorable.

"But you're straight." Kurt countered, as if it explained everything.

"Apparently not!"

"But I'm with Blaine."

"I know."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

Yeah. The conversation only got more awkward from there. Puck explained that he was sorry for springing his feelings on him like that and Kurt explained that he really, really loved Blaine and just wanted to remain friends. Although he was very, very sorry and hoped things wouldn't be awkward between them. But after that conversation, Kurt just couldn't stop thinking about it, about Puck and Noah fucking him both at once, a threesome of the most incredible kind. He couldn't believe that two, such sexy guys both wanted him. He loved Blaine though; he didn't really want Noah like that. It was just an innocent fantasy, right? The image of Blaine and Noah making love to him at the same time was one that he just could not get rid of. And really, why would he want to?


A/N: What do you want to happen next? Needs to be Klaine though.

I'll make it happen (maybe, probably?) BUT I will be updating again today! Woo! (Sorry it's so short and shit and teaser-y )

And again SO sorry don't have anything to give you guys yet, but I was very very busy...taking bubblebaths and watching Pushing Daises...

Since I SUCK you should all read 10 Days by thestoryofanhour, it's hilarious and sexy and so much better than this.