DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ AND PERRY THE PLATYPUS
MISHAP MADNESS
The group stared at the paint-filled dress of Candace, creating almost a half an hour of silence.
Suddenly, Phineas breaks the silence as he looks at Ferb. "Did I happen to say that the paints in this machine are permanent?"
Ferb shook his head.
"Well," Phineas stared back at the dress, very anxious. "I guess I already did."
"What are you gonna do now, Phineas?" Isabella asked from behind.
"Oh, I'm sorry... I shouldn't have asked you to make me a paint machine." Baljeet then closed his eyes and shows his expression of regret to Phineas, of which the latter just smiled.
"No, no, Baljeet. It's no one's fault here. I'm sure Candace will understand if I tell her what really happened."
He approached the dress and kept it inside the box, hoping that his sister will at least hear his explanation... But then, he realized he almost forgot to say...
"So..." Phineas looked back at his friends in wonder, "Where's Perry?"
. . .
Our dear Perry is now inside his HQ in the Organization Without a Cool Acronym... With of course, his beloved boss Major Francis Monogram.
"Good morning, Agent P," Major Monogram suddenly appeared on the giant screen etched on the wall the moment Perry landed inside. "You will never believe what happened. Dr. Doofenshmirtz just contacted us four hours ago saying: "
Silence occured.
"Carl! The voice recorder!" Major Monogram suddenly called out of nowhere, and then a voice of Carl was heard offscreen, apologizing. "Ahem, where was I... Oh, yes. Dr. Doofenshmirtz just contacted us four hours ago saying: "
A recorded message of the evil scientist was then heard offscreen.
"Would you please send Perry the Platypus to my building at 9? Don't tell him I have a surprise for him! Well... I just did, didn't I? But I hadn't said what the surprise IS yet, but I did say that there was a surprise for him, but... Oh, well. Send-him-to-my-building-at-9! Thank you and goodbye!"
Silence occured again, with Major Monogram and Perry wide-eyed by that weird message just now.
"Sir?" Carl called again from offscreen. "Do you want me to play it again?"
"No, no, thanks." Major Monogram waved his hands and slapped his head. "You heard the scientist, Agent P. It's quarter to nine so you go ahead, see that surprise, and put a stop to it... Whatever it is! And then get back here and tell us what it is, okay? We're counting on you, Agent P!"
Perry, as always, saluted his boss and quickly rode over his flying rocket-powered car, heading to his favorite hang out.
. . .
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
...And BAM! Perry has broken the window to get inside the building...again.
"Perry the Platypus?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz jumped from his place in shock, seeming as if he don't expect him come. "What are you doing here?"
Perry raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Nah, don't worry. I really did send that message to your headquarters, so you don't have to worry. It's not a spam or virus or anything, you know."
Perry sighed in relief.
"What I'm saying is, I told you that you should come here at 9, right? 9 later at EVENING!"
Perry raised another eyebrow.
"Why are you giving me that look, Perry the Platypus? Didn't I tell you that you should come here at 9 PM?"
Perry shook his head.
"Ah... Really?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz cupped his chin. "Well, maybe I'm still very sleepy that time since I called at five in the morning... Don't ask me why I called at that time. I was just really excited that I can't wait!"
Perry raised the both of his eyebrows.
"And don't ask me why I want you to come in the evening. I just want things for a change, right? I mean, you always come here at day, so maybe you could come at night for at least a day, right? I-Is my sentence right...? Night, for a day... Oh well, never mind."
Perry just gave out his sarcastic look.
"Well then, since you're here already, maybe I shouldn't waste the chance. I did prepare this since 2 AM. BEHOLD, Perry the Platypus! My Sewing Machine-inator!"
Dr. Doofenshmirtz removed the huge cloth covering the contraption and revealed a big machine in appearance of a sewing machine. With this, Perry's eyes widened and turned blank.
"No, no, Perry the Platypus! That's not my surprise for you!"
Perry gave out a deep sigh of relief.
"Here is my surprise for you! Look at this!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz disappeared for a moment and came back holding a wonderful little pink tutu.
Perry's eyeballs almost dropped in shock.
"Aw, don't give me that look, Perry the Platypus! This tutu was made out from my Sewing Machine-inator so it's one of a kind! Don't you see it turned out great? Look at that... It's so well-made and very well-detailed! This is for you!"
Perry received the gift and glanced at Dr. Doofenshmirtz, sweating heavily.
"Well, don't you like it? I spent my whole night making this! Don't you see my eye-bags dangling over here? Go on and wear it!"
Perry just stared blankly at the scientist.
"Hum..." Dr. Doofenshmirtz cupped his chin once again. "Aren't you a girl?"
Perry's eyes dropped in terrible shock. He quickly shook his head.
"Oh, you aren't?"
Perry raised another eyebrow.
"Oh well. Never mind. Just wear it so my effort won't go to waste."
Perry sighed but decided to follow Dr. Doofenshmirtz because he'll also feel sorry for some reason if the scientist's efforts will go to waste. Well, they're the only ones here so it's all right. He's gonna beat up the weirdo later on, anyway.
The moment Perry has worn the tutu, it suddenly grew metal arms from it and was eventually stuck on the ground. Yeah. It was a trap all right.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil laugh then echoed throughout the corners of his building. "Well, Perry the Platypus? Didn't you like my surprise?"
Perry then gave his signature sarcastic look on him.
. . .
Meanwhile, at the same time, Candace is seen returning home from who knows where, looking so worn out as she opened their backyard door. She saw the huge machine from earlier again and different paint scattered everywhere.
"Wait, what happened here?" Candace started to panic again. She then saw Phineas and Ferb got out from the house's sliding door.
"Phineas, Ferb! What on earth is this? Why is paint scattered everywhere?"
"Relax," Phineas smiled. "The moisture on the leaves will eventually wear the paint out, you'll see."
" 'The moisture on the leaves will wear the paint out, you'll see.' " Candace imitated Phineas, with her insanity addition to it. "All right, uh-huh. If that doesn't wear out as soon as mom gets home, and that machine to not disappear, you're going deeeep doooown."
Phineas anxiously looked at Ferb, worried about his sister's bad mood. "Oh yeah, where's mom? I thought you're going to bring mom home."
Candace suddenly became speechless, and sighed deeply. "Nah. I didn't even reach her cooking class. On the way a fast-speed car passed by and I was covered with mud, then a stray dog suddenly attacked me out of nowhere, then a kid stumbled down and her ice cream flew on me, then Jeremy's sister Suzy's dog attacked me again, then I ran through a post, then I ran over a man's hole, then..."
"Woah, sis," Phineas cutted her off. "I can see that's a little way too harsh."
"It IS harsh! After falling over a man's hole, I was almost..."
"Now, now, sis. No need to make it harsher."
"Right." Candace sighed, and returned to her topic. "Anyway, I'm just calling mom. Wait... Why didn't I think of that before? No, no! I did thought of this before, but I just didn't bother to. Stupid me. ANYWAY! I'm gonna call mom and just as I said, you're going doooown!"
Phineas and Ferb just stared at her.
"Oh wait," Candace returned from the kitchen to the backyard. "Where's the dress that's my gift from Jeremy that he gave me?"
Phineas then slapped his forehead. "Oh yeah! About that."
Phineas went inside for a moment and then went out, holding the box in his hands. He opened it slowly and that revealed the stained dress.
As expected, Phineas and Ferb put on their earplugs and Candace screamed on the top of her lungs for... Ten seconds.
"W-W-What just happened?" Candace exclaimed as she brings out the dress from the box and even saw the worst of the worse. "TELL ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED!"
"Stay calm, Candace!" Phineas tried to calm his sister down, but that doesn't and will never seem to work. "Let me explain! I - "
"I don't need an explanation! Tell me what happened!"
Phineas gulped. This is now what you call your sister's wrath.
"It's stained with our machine's paints."
"Why?"
"It was an accident! I didn't know there were something else on the ground since I scanned the backyard first before we make the machine, and I didn't notice it at all..."
"You call that an accident?"
"It was! I'm... We're sorry, Candace! We..."
Candace placed the dress in front of Phineas face. "Don't you know this is a very important gift from Jeremy? I'm going to wear this for our date tomorrow and what did you do? You ruined it! You don't know how far he went to find this beautiful dress; he even crossed the mountains for it! What do you think Jeremy will say to me when he knew what happened?"
"We're sorry, Candace! We really never meant to do it; it's because you left it on the ground and - " Phineas suddenly paused for a moment. "Wait, he crossed the mountains for that?"
"It's all your fault, Phineas. This paint has now ruined the dress and it'll not change back to what it was before! I don't have the time to time travel! This is it, Phineas. If Jeremy dumps me, it's all your fault and I will never forgive you. You're the WORST BROTHER EVER."
Ferb glances at the upset Phineas and twitched an eye. "Candace, you're getting too far."
Candace just suddenly became speechless and stared at her brothers, but seeming what she has to say is done, she just moved out and went inside the house and left the two standing there.
Ferb rests his hand on Phineas shoulder for comfort, but Phineas didn't smile with this for the first time. He was really upset and the first time Candace scolded him really seriously.
"Tell me, Ferb." Phineas muttered. "Where did I go wrong?"
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Okay! Chapter 2 is up! I received reviews the next day and I'm so happy that I decided to start the next chapter that very moment... And it's done! Hope you liked it!
P.S. I just hope Candace's seriousness here won't affect your view on her... Sorry for Candace fans out there! This is a part of the story! :O
Here are some questions I would like to give an answer:
You can't blame everything at Phineas, right? It's Candace who throw the box on the ground.
Yep, that's probably right. It's equally Candace and Phineas' fault, but overall it's just an accident. But you know Candace, she likes blaming and busting and blaming and busting the boys, so I carried with that attitude of hers. There'll be a lesson learned. ;)
How are Phineas and Ferb gonna explain the dress accident to their sister?
Well, as you see, that's the explanation they'd manage to give their panicking sister. But sooner or later of course, Candace will understand (as always).
And will there be a Perry and Doofenshmirtz section?
Oh yeah, baby. And it's right up there. ;D (There's no way I will ever miss Perry and Doofenshmirtz's schemes! :DD)
Im a Candace hate, so can you have Phineas or Ferb yell at Candace for always trying to bust them and never showing love to them, please?
Hmm... I never really thought of adding something like that here, since I'm loyal to how the series go and I consider this as "an episode" of the P&F series (and as you know the creators won't do something like that since Phineas is too... naive.) And besides this is rated K+ and that's it, since I never really consider adding violence here. Not really violence, but the way Phineas will yell at his older sister, it's kinda bad. :P Sorry.
(But who knows? Maybe I'll consider it.) ;D
P.S: Do u hate Candace?
Sometimes. But I have to admit she's my fourth favorite character, next to Phineas, Ferb and Isabella... Because I believe that the A-plot (Phineas and Ferb's inventing) revolves around how Candace bust them. Without her insanity, the series won't be as exciting as it is now. ;) I did a story like this because I wanted to explore Phineas and Candace's relationship as siblings since the series don't really include it too much... So that's it.