Thank you to all you wonderful readers! I had initially had the entire story written out before publishing here, with the intent to publish a chapter a week, but after reading the last chapter countless times before the week I was supposed to put it up, I just didn't feel like it was up to snuff, so I've spent the last few months trying to work on it when I can, encouraged by all you reviewers. Hopefully it's better than I think it is, because I'm still not thrilled with it but I could be re-writing this thing forever, so finally I present to youuuuuuuuuuu Chapter 8! This is the longest story I've ever written, and the first I've ever completed thanks to the magic of Cartman and Kyle. I'm honored by all of you who story alerted, favorited, and favorite authored me, and of course you people who took the extra time to make my day with your reviews! Thank you Thank you Thank you!