Panties

Temari's fingers scrambled through the messy drawer, searching for a particular frilly undergarment. Gaara leaned against the wooden frame that supported the room, watching his sister panic silently. She pulled the entire drawer out and tipped it on the floor. Glancing around the mess she finally decided it wasn't there.

"Kankurou!"She bellowed, stomping her foot on the floor, and waited for her brother to scramble up the stairs. When he appeared she pointed overdramatically to the ground.

"Where the hell are my special panties?" she demanded. Kankurou paused.

"What..." he muttered, staring blankly down his sister.

"The panties my friend gave me for Christmas!" she shouted, stomping again, into a pile of folded socks.

"Why the hell would I touch your friggin panties woman?"Kankurou shouted back.

"Who knows what sick things you get up to!"

"Eh? What the hell is that meant to mean?"

"Exactly what you think it means!"

The door bell rang.

Gaara answered the door, and allowed a rather flushed Shikamaru into the apartment. He had a small bag in his hand.

"Is Temari here?" he asked Gaara. "She left some clothes in Konoha last time she visited."

Temari strolled down the stairs, and grabbed the bag out of his hands. She looked in it and happily shoved her hands in to reveal- her frilly deer panties...

"Well I have to go now... Bye" Shikamaru dashed for the door. Gaara and Kankurou stared at her for a while before something clicked.

"Nii-san was he that friend that gave you those?" Gaara asked raising his eyebrow.

"Why were they in his laundry in the first place!" Kankurou demanded.

Temari blushed.

Under Water

"You really don't know how to swim?" Shikamaru moaned, sinking his feet deeper into the hot sand. Temari fussed, adjusting her swimming costume again, before nodding. He threw his hands in the air, before turning around, heading for his nice shady beach umbrella.

"Wait!" Temari shouted, extending her hand. He paused and turned his head slightly. "Teach me how to!" He turned to her fully, eyebrows raised.

"Why should I?" he teased, shoving his hands in his pockets, before realising he didn't have any pockets in the green swimming trunks he was wearing.

"Because if you don't, I'll tell Naruto about our secret." He visibly flinched.

"No need to do that Temari!" he exclaimed, waving his hands a little. "I was going to teach you anyway woman!"Temari nodded, crossing her arms. He motioned to the ocean, with his arm and began to make his way.

Temari followed, rolling her eyes.

As if Naruto didn't know what was going on anyway.

...

"Now put your head under the water..." Shikamaru droned, feeling bored.

"Oh gosh!" Temari exclaimed. "The water's cold Nara!"

"No shit, dunk your head." He pointed to the water, and she slowly lowered her head by bending over...

Shikamaru silently ogled her ass, and the way the purple one piece wrapped around it. A seedy smirk grew on his face. Temari jumped back up, her hair soaked and still tied up in its usual fashion.

"What now?" she asked, sliding back her bangs to reveal her forehead. He shrugged, and waded in deeper, so the water was up to his waist.

"Try to swim over here?"He suggested, swimming his fingers through the salty water. The cuts and bruises on his hands stung painfully. He grit his teeth slightly, and watched Temari try the technique he had instructed her on. She was doing pretty good, but swam into his waist bumping him backwards slightly. She popped up to the surface with a gasp and fixed her hair again.

"How was that?" she asked, poking his naked chest. He pouted, and stepped backwards.

"Eh, not too bad, next try t- WOAH!" he fell backwards into a particularly deep part of the water, he resurfaced, standing on his tip-toes under the water and pouting at the surface. Temari laughed at him, but was shocked when he grabbed the front of her swim suit, pulling her underwater too.

Temari opened her eyes under the salty water, and met his, with his hair puffing round his face and a cheeky grin on his lips. He pulled himself closer to her and planted a kiss on her cheek.

They both resurfaced, smiling warmly at each other. Temari leaned forward, perking her lips as he closed in the extra distance. Just as he was exploring her mouth-

'SNAP!'There was a bright flash and a loud, boisterous laugh.

"Caught it on camera Shikamaru!" Naruto bellowed, diving away from tackle and rushing to shore.

"NO WAIT!" Shikamaru yelled blushing angrily. "It's not what it looks like! NARUTO!"

Temari sighed.