Here's chapter two! If you guys want anything specific to be in upcoming chapters, feel free to request. In fact, that's how I added the man wearing a sombrero riding a llama last time XD

Anubis' jaw nearly touched the floor. He quickly regained his composure and laughed, "Sorry, Julie, but for a minute it sounded like you said that my father was coming!"

Julius' eyes widened and he began to walk out of the ice cream shop. The cashier began to stop him, yelling, "You forgot to pay! You forgot to pay!" so Julius incinerated him into ashes.

Anubis, now concerned, trailed after him, "Wait… was that true? My father is actually coming?" his concern shifted to anger, "If that man sets foot in MY realm, I will burn him to a crisp!"

"(A) It's technically MY realm and (B) if you let him live, I'll give you Sadie pictures!" Julius bargained.

This caught Anubis' attention and he sighed, "Fine…but if he gets hit by a car I did NOT pay the man in the car to do it!" and on that conspicuous note, he skipped off.

A little bit later, they caught up to each other back at the underworld. Set was due to arrive in exactly five minute's time. Kaputi kept glancing between the two gods and swirling a finger around his temple. This went on for about ten seconds before Anubis muttered a spell that made the poor monkey vanish forever.

"And he was a good monkey butler to…" Julius mourned.

Anubis shrugged and held up the lacey underwear, examining it with frightening curiosity.

At that moment, Sadie came running in, pocketing her 'Anubis in the shower' picture, "Dad! Dad!" she yelled, "Have you seen my underwear?"

Anubis paled and threw the undies behind him and out the window, "Nope, now run along." He said as he ushered her out the door fake-laughing weakly.

"But Anubis," Sadie whined, "Dad said I could stay here while Set was here so he wouldn't do anything funny! (A/N this takes place before Throne of Fire which explains the whole 'I still got Set's name HAHAHA!' thing)

Anubis sighed and massaged his temples, "Fine…"

Sadie was halfway out the door when they heard a knock on the back-entrance of the underworldly house. Anubis cursed his father and let go of Sadie, inching towards the other door. Before he could touch the doorknob, the door flew open, "Brother! Son! Obnoxious little girl! Set's here, it's PARTY TIME!" Set stepped through the door wearing a sequined red disco suit.

Anubis' mouth twitched between a smile and a frown, "Alright, 'Father', if you're going to stay here, there are going to be a few rules." Anubis commanded, "1. Don't expect me to call you 'Daddykinz' or 'Popsie Wopsie' because it aint happening! 2. If I am to be seen in public with you, you MUST wear normal people clothes, not a bad mix between the train wreck of the 90s and 80s."

Set whined and removed the hippie wig and glasses he had begun to put on.

"3. If you even TOUCH my cream soda, I will force you to watch Justin Bieber attempt (and fail miserably) to dougie!" Anubis finished in a threatening tone, "Sadie, these rules go for you…except for number one, unless you expected me to call you that."

Sadie giggled and skipped away, singing Linkin Park.

"Alright, my boy, I can comply. Oh and why is Sadie here?" Set asked, bustin' a spinny move.

"Well, she has your name (A/N Just in case you didn't see it before, this is BEFORE Throne of Fire) so she's here to keep an eye on you." Julius said tensely, noting the dirty glares Anubis kept shooting Set.

Sadie skipped back into the room, holding a cream soda, "Yup! I got the power!"

O.o "That frightens me…" Anubis said.

Julius coughed and motioned for Set to continue.

Set thanked him and plastered a pout onto his face, "Awww, you guys really don't trust me?" he asked, looking at the three other people in the room.

"Nope."

"Nada."

"Don't even dream about it."

"Fine! I'll just go mourn in my room! Cry, cry, sob, cry, boo hoo, woe is me, sob, sniffle!" Set spoke the sadness effect noises dramatically.

As soon as he left the room, Anubis opened his mouth to speak. Set quickly stuck his head back into the room and shouted, "OH THE PAIN IN MY HEART!" before waltzing back into his own room.

Anubis' eye twitched, "As I was about to say before I was so rudely interrupted; why is he here?"

Julius sighed, "There's going to be this big godly gathering and he needed a place to stay. What kind of brother would I be to make him sleep on the curb?"

"An awesome one." Anubis said seriously. Sadie and Julius gave him harsh looks, "What? You could take a video and post it on YouTube, YOU'D BE A LEGEND!"

"Anubis, go sit in the Chair of Shame." Julius instructed, pointing to a chair at the corner of the room.

"No, anything but the Chair of Shame!"

"CHAIR OF SHAME, NOW!"

Anubis pouted and stalked off into the shadows.

"Don't give me that look!" Julius yelled, "Anyway, Sadie, this godly gathering is a big deal. Normally, we let it slide and he goes off and does his who-knows-what, but this time we're discussing something very important…."

Sadie waited for around ten minutes while Julius sort of dazed off, "Ummm, Dad?"

Julius snapped to attention, "Huh, what? Oh, where was I?"

Sadie sighed, "Discussing something important…"

"Oh, yes, that. We were discussing something about cheese, I think… and that's why there are pumpkins." He finished.

O.o "Dad, you were talking about the godly meetings…"

"Oh, really? That sounds very interesting, why don't you tell me about that later?"

Sadie threw a cantaloupe at her father's head, "GAH, DAD, YOU'RE SO STUPID!"

"Nuh uh, you are!"

"You are!"

"Anubis is!"

"You better end that sentence with the word 'really sexy'!"

"That's two words, idiot! Wait, what did you say?"

Sadie paused, "Umm, nothing…OH LOOK THERE'S PIE!"

"LIES!"

"Well…I might've hinted that Anubis is sexy…"

"JKNFEHNJNAKSJFNJFEHBA!"

Anubis smirked over in the corner, "Well, it's perfectly reasonable for her to think that…."

Julius rounded on him, "SILENCE IN THE CORNER!"

Anubis shrunk down and muttered dark things, Julius caught the words 'Julius' 'jerk' 'corner' 'cake' and 'my little pony'. Julius sighed and shook his head, that poor boy was so confused…

Sadie winced at the tension, "Well, I'm going to see you guys tomorrow! I've got to go…torment Set about his sparkly suit! Ha ha ha ha!" She laughed weakly and ducked out of the room.

Julius looked at Anubis then at something on the floor. He swooped down to pick up that something and held it away from his body. He began to walk out of the room before stopping at the door and tossing something over his shoulder before walking on.

Anubis, puzzled, collected the discarded item before grinning widely and staring at it. He looked around to see if anyone was near, and pocketed the lacey underwear.