I'll try and get everything in there that was requested, but if it isn't what you wanted: TOO BAD. XD Just joking with you guys, you know I love you :P HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SCHOOL'S OUT NOW WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO! No more Social Studies with my boring, cranky, mean, old teacher (No offense, Mrs._)! *Sigh* As soon as we were let out, all the guys in my 8th period started screaming like little girls and 'hooking up' for a 'totally radical' party. I swear all the guys at my school are retards. -.-
FallingStar17: Oh…yeah, I haven't quite learned that much in English yet ^^" I'll just keep doing what I'm doing, but thanks for telling me! As soon as I learn that, I'll start doing it, but 'till then, I'll keep to my wacky antics. XD
I'VE DECIDED TO GO WITH MUSEGIRL'S IDEA. THIS IS A (slightly) MUSICAL CHAPTER ~
S O M E O N E S P O V
"Say, 'Nubis, I've been having the oddest feeling…" A confused Miss Sadie Kane confessed to an equally confused Mister Anubis No-Last-Name.
Anubis turned to her, blushing, "Me too…it's like…I need to…" he fought for the right words and began waving his hands around in exasperation.
Sadie calmly took his hand, "Sing." They said in perfect unison.
Set just so happened to be walking by at that time. He looked from his son to his probable future daughter-in-law, "You guys watch too much High School Musical."
"Well that's Julius' fault!" Anubis exclaimed. Then, he leaned in and whispered, "He has a thing for Zac Efron."
Set chuckled, "Wait 'till Isis hears about that."
Julius floated by in his underwear, "NOOOOOO!" He sang.
All three people in that room blinked and moved on, "So," Set said, "I heard you guys talkin' about wanting to sing…I want to know what you're takin' 'cause I WANT SOME OF THAT!"
Anubis facepalmed, "Out!" he commanded, gesturing to the door.
"But-"
"Out!"
"But-"
"GOSH DARN IT I SAID GET OUT!"
Set ran out of the room, screaming like a little girl. Sadie looked form the fuming god to the door that Set ran out of. She then grinned, "Hey, 'Nubis, wanna go bug-" She began to propose a plan.
"I bust the windows out ya car! And, no, it didn't mend my broken heart!" Anubis sang.
Sadie gave him a 'WTF' look and continued, "Ummm, wanna go-"
He stopped her, "You see you can't just play with peoples' feelings! Tell them you love them," He put a hand to his face, "and don't mean it!"
"ANUBIS! Stop singing and help me bug Set by switching his dougie videos with Dora the Explorer tapes! It's going to be AWESOME!" then she walked away before he could start singing again.
"I bust the windows out ya car!" he finished. (That was for Vampy!)
He looked around frantically, "Ooops, where's Sadie?" he said to himself, "GASP! The singing phase has already begun!"
Julius poked his head in through the door, "Did you just SAY 'gasp'?"
"Yeah, got a problem with that?"
"Nah, guess not." Then Julius walked away, probably to help Sadie in her shenanigans.
Anubis chuckled, "Shenanigans is such a funny word!" then he went off to find Sadie.
THREE HOURS LATER…
Anubis slumped to the floor, "Too," *cough*, "Much," *hack*, "Effort." *wheeze*
His ears perked up as he heard music coming from Set's room. Being the curious little blighter he is, he whipped out his video camera and inched forward. He heard voices laughing, Set's and Sadie's.
He looked through the keyhole and nearly exploded with laughter. Apparently, Set and Sadie were having some sort of dance-off. Anubis immediately turned on the video camera, and watched the show.
"You're taping it too?" Julius asked.
Anubis nearly jumped through the ceiling and turned to find a silently laughing Julius, "Gah that was freaky!"
Julius simply laughed again and held up his video camera, "These things are really useful, am I right? I saw that video on AFV of Set dougieing: PRICELESS!"
"Why thank you, my schemes are very time-consuming." Anubis admitted, bowing deeply.
"Do you even know what song they're dancing to?"
"I don't know… I haven't really gotten a listen…" Anubis frowned and put his ear to the keyhole.
"(Again, this is for Vampy) I'M A BANANA, I'M A BANANA, I'M A BANANA, LOOK AT ME MOVE! BANANA POWER, BANANA POWER, BANANA POWER-ER-ER!" At this point, Anubis was so mentally scarred, that he pulled away from the door, obviously stupefied.
"What is it?" Julius asked with concern.
Anubis' head lolled to a side, "Something about bananas, moving, and power….and more bananas."
"CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKEN, I AM CHICKEN, CHICKEN GIRL!"
"Oh, and chicken girls…" Anubis added.
Julius' eyebrows furrowed, "Alright, out with it, what have you been smoking?"
"Weed, but that isn't the point!"
Before the older man could retaliate, the music stopped and the door opened, revealing the two guilty gods. Anubis' mouth gaped open, "Umm…yup, Julius, this door's alright too! Now let's get going!" he said, tapping the door then making a move to get up.
Sadie pushed on his head to seat him, "I think not, Death Boy."
Set waggled his finger, about to chide him, before he was taken over by a series of spasms, "OH MY GOSH HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!" Sadie cried, running to a fire extinguisher, she read the label out loud, "Break glass in case of….emer…emergen….emeragen….emirgen…."
"Emergency?" Anubis helped.
"That's the word! Break glass in case of emergency." So she took a random sledgehammer from Anubis' pocket (how did it even get there? Lol) and smashed the glass. She then stared at the exposed fire extinguisher in a confused manner, "Okay, I broke the glass, now what?"
Meanwhile, Set was spinning in circles on the floor, jerking violently, making noises like, "Merp, meh, onomatopoeia, and ."
Julius pulled out one of those shocky-thingy-mebobbers and was attempting to 'revive' him or something. Sadie psh-ed and waggled a finger, "Electrocuting him won't make him any better, Pops."
Set slowly began to rise, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S…." He sang.
Everyone leaned in, a bit perplexed as the man opened his mouth wider. His eyes grew rounder and more frantic looking. In all, it looked sort of like he was getting raped or something.
"FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY-Y!"
Anubis screamed, "It burns! It burns!" and ran out of the room.
Sadie sang along, "Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend!"
And Julius dropped dead (again) because of a bacon overdose.
TEN MINUTES LATER…
"Is he done?" Anubis asked, poking his head around the couch, wielding Bob the Potato.
Sadie nodded, yawning, "Yup, you should probably get to bed."
"Sadie, its only 7:00…IN THE FREAKING MORNING!" Anubis burst.
Sadie had a hormonal breakdown and cried herself to sleep that night-I mean-morning.
Julius came in, dancing oddly, singing, " (Don't bug me if all the 'woo's are incorrect, these were on the internet, and they seem legit…kind of)," Then he stopped and looked Anubis square in the eye, "Barbara Streisand." And then went on his way, singing more "woo"'s and bothering all three residents of the underworld house.
A realization hit poor Anubis, which made him want to go into 'emo mode' which he was often accused of being in (which is soooo not true!). That stupid godly meeting was tomorrow.
