Date: Still 11th June 2011
Mood: Neutral
Well here I am, back in my dorm, nice and warm and Kurokai by my side, and with my Hetalia covered diary in my hands ready to add another entry which may seem like scenes from some kind of anime.
I was in the ultimate ring of hell, I couldn't feel anything, I was going numb. It was so cold and I was still in my swimsuit, I swear that psychopath wanted me to freeze to death... hmm he did say something about viola- oh shit, first he wanted me to freeze to death then have sex with my corpse, that cockjugglingvanderc**t, he doesn't give a fuck that necrophilia is illegal, courtesy of the Neighbourhood Watch Committee, heh, abridged series references for the win. Anyway, I didn't know what happened after because I was out for the count but I woke up in my dorm, I felt a warm hand in mine, it must have been John's hand, who else would rescue me; but when I woke up *sigh* I was naked, I'm not kidding, either I've already been violated or it was removed so I wouldn't get sick or something I don't know. John didn't stay long because he had a score to settle with Gary "twisted motherfucker" Smith. I knew he put himself in more danger; I couldn't just stay here and feel as useless as Sakura Haruno before Shippuuden. I knew I had to do something.
I changed into a Germany cosplay, the black tank top and Khaki green trousers, but without the boots, I needed trainers, this particular task requires speed and a high level of it. I overheard about Adriana get struck down by Gary, plus he and John are facing off on a ship. After running across the beach I see the ship, it doesn't look to far away, it won't take me long to get there, I was the best swimmer in my P.E class at St Connors. With the power of... well I don't about the power of an Olympian but a downgraded version, I reached the boat in... You know what, fuck the time, I wasn't trying to beat my previous record, I'm trying to save my boyfriend from getting badly beaten or even worse murdered. I climb up onto the ship's deck, which brought a smile to John's face but gave Gary a chance to stab him. As I saw my beloved fall to the ground, my shock and my anger mixed and it became what I call "Otaku Rage". I means if I were a Pokémon, all my stats would rise sharply and it's a well known fact that otakus turn violent when angered. I knew that if John goes down, I'll be next on Gary's hit list; I was ready to kick some arse.
I deflected his attacks and dodge his punches and kicks, I was able to land a few hits on him, but my finishing move to smash his collar bone and maybe a kick in the bollocks if he deserved it, which he did anyway but I had more important things to worry about; John was injured and needed immediate medical attention!
After getting him to the local hospital and shamelessly picking the lock to someone's bike so I could return to my dorm to change clothes, I was by his bedside, hoping he'll wake up because he means the world to me. John wakes up and I was overjoyed that he's alive. I told how much he means to me and saying that I love him too much, and indeed he feels the same. Dr Crabblesnitch had to ruin our tender and heartfelt moment; he still looks like a crabbit old bugger though. He was talking to John about the progress in his exams thus far and he's passed the majority of them but that means he'll move back to the UK and I'll be stuck in hell. John, being such a sweetheart, didn't want to leave me behind so he decide to stay at Bullworth until graduation which made my day.
So yeah, that's what happened, I was rescued, I kicked a psychotic fucker's arse and John has decided to stay with me at Bullworth. This is starting to get interesting.