*Sigh* It makes me happy to read all my reviews from my faithful reviewers! ESPECIALLY the really confusing ones, such as:
XMythrilMist's review…ANUBIS IS MINE, SUCK IT!
Sunny404's review…I sure hope you're referring to the song.
Freak2's review…I've already done that, heard of TKC Discovers Fan Fiction? Lol
Alright, that's Anubis telling me to stop stalling, get on with the story, and work on adding Bill the Donkey in!
P.S. AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN, MUSEGIRL! :D
P.P.S. Do I have to put your names at the end of fulfilled requests? 'Cause it's tiring and I sure hope you would recognize what you requested… ^^"
P.P.P.S. I've thought about this for a long time, but why don't you have a FF account, Pony?
"I DON'T WANNA GO!"
"I DON'T CARE, YOU HAVE TO!"
"NO!'
"YES!'
"I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE CART!"
Julius paused and looked down at the squirming young god known as Anubis. He shook his head, silently laughing at the Monty Python reference, "We aren't riding in a cart, smart one, we're riding in your Ferrari (remember Anubis' Ferrari from the first OOC TKC?). So suck it up and get in the car."
Anubis pouted, "Don't make me go all emo on you again." And with a great look of defiance, he sat cross-legged on the floor in protest.
Set came by and sighed, "Not his 'emo mode'. The last thing I need to see today is Anubis wearing eyeliner and cutting his wrists."
Sadie also walked into the room, "But you've got to admit, he looks good with eyeliner." She said. Seeing all the odd looks shot her way, she screamed something along the lines of, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" and ran to the car.
Julius crossed his arms and looked down at Anubis. Seeing the young man's puppy eyes, he sighed in defeat, "You can stay here," Anubis began to cheer, but Julius held up a hand, "If! You get us a replacement butler; because it's your fault Kaputi is gone."
"Fine, but don't expect for the house to be spotless…"
Julius, knowing Anubis, didn't expect ANYTHING from the lazy dog god. In fact, it would be a miracle if he even got a replacement for Kaputi. Anubis waved goodbye and watched Set, Sadie, and Julius speed off down the road.
"Time to go get that replacement!" he thought cheerily to himself before skipping away.
SIX HOURS LATER….
"Anubis! We're home!" Set called, dropping his complementary bag in the jumbo cheese shredder. The bag said, "THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING THE MEETING, UNLIKE some GODS *cough* ANUBIS." Every time you opened it. Horus had designed it.
Sadie held a cute little stuffed jackal to her chest, it was for Anubis, "Hey, 'Nubis, I got something for you!" she sang in a cute little toddler voice.
"Dog Boy, you better have gotten a dang replacement!" Julius shouted.
Faint Miley Cyrus music could be heard floating down the hall. Set facepalmed, "I knew it! My son's a freaking pansy!"
Before another word could be said, Anubis came skidding down the hall, "Shhhh! The music's for Bill and you're being too loud!" he whisper-yelled, holding a finger to his lips.
Sadie cleared her throat, "Err-hem, 'Nubis!" he nodded for her to go on. She whipped the stuffed jackal out from behind her and presented it to him, "I got you this at the boring meeting!"
He got a bit choked up at that, "No one's ever gotten me a…present before."
"That's because you're a freak…" Set snickered.
Julius glared daggers at Set while Anubis graciously accepted the gift, "I name thee Anput!"
"Why that name?" Sadie asked, positively fuming.
Anubis shrugged, "It's my sister's name, and she likes jackals."
Sadie suddenly calmed down, "Okey dokey!" and she skipped away.
Julius eyed Anubis suspiciously, "Who was that Bill guy you were talking about?" he asked the god who was cuddling the jackal.
"Oh, Bill is our replacement! He's a donkey!" Anubis told him with too much excitement.
Set shook his head and mumbled, "Kids these days…" before walking off to get stoned for the night.
Julius took off down the hall and Anubis waved, "Whatever you do, don't turn off his Miley Cyrus!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't upset the donkey." The older god mumbled before swinging the door open.
Anubis had built a whole room for the blasted donkey.
A whole.
Effing.
Room.
It was nicer than Julius' room, gosh darn it! The infernal donkey was relaxing on a water bed. Playing music on a laptop. Miley effing Cyrus to be exact. FML… Julius thought.
"Hee haw!" Bill greeted.
I can't even understand a lousy word he says!
Bill put on his poker face, "Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw, hee haw." He seemed to be listing things for…the house? The toilet? The refrigerator? The universe?
All he could do was nod numbly and pretend that he could understand.
Unhappy with the answer, Bill had a temper-tantrum, "HEE HAWWWWW!" he cried, bashing things with Harry Potter.
"I don't know what I'm doing here, but it's fun!" the Gryffindor student yelled over his spells.
Julius lost his temper, "If they were going to send one of these wussy magicians, they could've at least sent a better one. Like Sirius, or something! Plus, this isn't your story, so get out! The random author doesn't have time to make this a crossover!" he yelled.
Harry cried and teleported away, probably to go sleep with Draco (oh, you know they love each other!).
"Julie!" Anubis called, "Are you being nice to Bill?"
"Ummm, heh, yeah! Yeah, Bill's great! Right, Bill?" Julius called back nervously.
Bill gave a feeble, "Hee…."
"I'm not entirely convinced…."
"Nonononononono!" Julius panicked, "Everything's fine here!"
Anubis paused, "Okay, be good! I've got to go to the market to buy some tacos!"
"Why tacos?"
Set suddenly joined the conversation, "KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYIN' TO GET DRUNK OVER HERE!"
Julius sighed and whisper-yelled, "Why tacos?"
"Because Sadie likes tacos and I was so touched that she got me that present…"
"Awww, crushin' on my daughter, are we?" Julius snickered
"SHUT UP!"
Set's voice came back, "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE NOISE?"
Anubis whisper-yelled, "I mean, shut up! I'm going now, so be good!"
Julius turned to Bill and said in a menacing tone, "Listen here, toe rag, you'd better be a good butler. Or else."
Bill sort of rolled his eyes as if to say, "Or else, what?"
Julius put a finger to the window, "See that road kill there?"
Bill gulped and nodded (or whatever donkeys can do).
"If you make one false move…that will be you."
Bill's eyes widened (if they can).
"JULIUS! THEY WERE OUT OF TACOS AT THE STORE SO I'M BAAAACK!" Anubis yelled.
"CAN'T A MAN GET HIGH IN PEACE?" Set wailed and jumped out the window.
Julius flashed Bill a fake-smile and walked down to greet Anubis and yelled, "We can make cookies or something!" on his way down. In an undertone that only Bill could hear, he added, "Maybe even donkey…"