Scenes 2
Scene: Disguise
People: Sanada, Yukimura, and Niou
Original: Elliot mistakes another guy for JD
(Sanada is in the halls looking for Yukimura)
Sanada: Renji's right. I have to suck it up and be like a man. There's no other way if want to get the courage to talk to Seiichi.
(Sanada sees Yukimura talking to him, but not him)
Sanada: Now this is just cruel.
(Sanada rips the hair off his doppelganger, revealing to be Niou)
Niou: OW!
Sanada: Cut it out, Niou.
(Niou runs off)
Yukimura: I don't even want to know.
Scene: Lollipop
People: Sanada and Akaya
Original: The Sacred Heart Acapella group messes with Elliot
(Sanada is alone in the locker room)
Sanada: Nobody's around… perfect!
(Sanada takes another look around the room)
Sanada: "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli, lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli-"
(Akaya suddenly pops in)
Akaya: "Lollipop! Pop!"
(Sanada turns around in shock and sees Akaya)
Sanada: Akaya! What are you doing here?
Akaya: I didn't know you like the song! I go here for singing too! Besides, I was just getting my stuff!
Scene: Favorite
People: Yukimura, Akaya, Niou, Marui, and Sanada
Original: The Sacred Heart Doctors are lured out by their favorite things
(Yukimura, Akaya, Niou, and Marui are outside on the campus)
Akaya: Where's the video game handouts? I got told there was one.
Marui: I was told there was a candy truck.
Niou: Where's the porn booth?
Yukimura: Seems like everyone was lured out by their favorite things.
(Sanada walks in)
Sanada: Hey! Niou and Marui aren't getting expelled!
Scene: Brainfreeze
People: Niou, Marui, and Sanada
Original: Turk gets a brainfreeze when he's about to talk to a patient's wife
(Niou and Marui are drinking slushes at lunch when they see Sanada)
Niou: Oh, god, look! It's fukubuchou! We have to apologize!
Marui: Alright, first one to chug their slushie is off the hook. Come one, here we go!
(Marui drinks his slushie, but starts clutching his head)
Marui: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! YYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! BRAIN FREEZE!
(Sanada walks over to them)
Sanada: Where is my apology?
Niou: Look, fukubuchou, we're really sor-
Marui: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Niou: Marui!
(Sanada sweatdrops)
Marui: It's so cold…
Niou: Look, Marui is currently having a brainfreeze. He's a fantastic player…
Marui: Uh huh.
Niou: And he's sorry. I'm an amazing player myself…
Marui: Nah.
Niou: And I'm sorry too.
Sanada: Good. Although, try not to hold a contest on who has to talk to me, or else you're getting one hundred laps. And please don't place a frog in my bag again.
Scene: Star
People: Niou, Marui, Akaya, Yukimura, Sanada, Jackal, Yagyuu, and Renji
Original: Cox and Kelso fight Star Wars Style
(The Rikkai Regulars are in the club and Niou and Marui are fighting over Akaya)
Akaya: You know, for a moment, I knew they were fighting over me. I mean, it seems like one of those battles from one of those action movies I saw.
(A fantasy scene occurs, with Niou as Darth Vader and Marui as Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Niou: I've been waiting for this day!
Marui: Bring it.
(The two get out light sabers and start fighting)
Yukimura: This is looking bad.
(The others are then seen, Akaya is Luke Skywalker, Yukimura is Princess Leila, Sanada is Han Solo, Yagyuu is R2-D2, Renji is C-3PO, and Jackal is Chewbacca)
Yagyuu: Oh, god.
Renji: Please win. Please.
Sanada: Easy, Chewy.
(Jackal roars while Niou knocks out Marui's light saber)
Akaya: That's it. I'm going in.
(Akaya gets out a light saber and starts fighting Niou)
Akaya: Take this! And this!
(Fantasy scene ends and Akaya is hitting Niou, still thing he's in his fantasy)
Akaya: May buchou be with you, Marui!
(Everyone is staring at Akaya and he snaps back to reality)
Jackal: Akaya, have you've been watching Star Wars again?