C00K13 K1NG is officially helping me with this story! He's my brother :3 I had to make him an account this morning, so I demanded that I make his pen name. He's regretting that, I'm sure.
Musegirl: You must feel privileged because I'm letting you guest star :P But if you so much as TOUCH Anubis, you're going DOWN!
A N U B I S P O V
I was having a crappy day.
First, Julius ate all the freaking Froot Loops.
Then, Set thought it would be funny to show Bill my stash of Sadie pictures.
Now some crazy chick by the name of MuseGirl barged into my house, plopped down on my favorite chair, and claimed that she was a guest star for this FanFiction thing.
WHAT THE CRAP IS FANFICTION?
Anyway, I was NOT going to let a GIRL weasel her way into my life. Especially not a girl who is intent on torturing me. I mean, that's just not right!
"…And that's why I'm here!" the little beast ended with a flourish. To be honest, I didn't even know she had started.
"Yes, well that's lovely and all, but I think you should get going!" I coaxed her out the door.
She grabbed my collar and gave me a threatening look, "I'm not going anywhere, insufferable little emo."
Before it could go any further, Set stepped in between us, "Hey, hey, hey, don't cause any bloodshed. That's my job."
She pouted and stuck her tongue at me. I growled and took back my seat before she could sit there.
Julius took the oddly peaceful opportunity to interrogate the girl, "You say that you're a guest star…a guest star for what, exactly?"
She smiled, "C00K13 QU33N and K1NG wouldn't want me to say too much…"
"Who and who?" Sadie asked, hands on her knees.
"The people in charge of this. Brother and sister." MuseGirl waved it aside as if it were no big deal.
I stood up, "I KNEW IT! I knew someone was controlling us or something!" I yelled triumphantly.
She glared at me, "Yup." She tilted her head to the sky, "Hey guys, make them do the Macarena!"
I leaned over to Sadie, "Why is she yelling at the sky?"
She began to answer, but she stopped and stood up. Shortly, we were all standing, shooting MuseGirl dirty looks.
Said person simply smiled and popped a CD into a forgotten CD player. Next thing I know, we all start dancing.
TEN MINUTES LATER…
"That. Was.-" I started.
"AWESOME!" Set yelled, still Macarena-ing.
I looked at him, "No. I was going to say, AWFUL!"
He psh-ed and Macarena-ed away.
MuseGirl came over to me, "Did you have fuuuuun?" she asked, grinning amusedly. I silently fumed. She leaned in closer to my ear, "Oh and I ate all the applesauce." She whispered before skipping out the door.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ATE ALL THE APPLESAUCE? I WILL KILL YOU!" I roared, clawing at the closed doorway.
Sadie tried to pull me back, "Anubis, she's gone! Calm down!"
I was too busy mumbling, "KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL…" to hear her.
A knock at the door petrified all residents. Everyone looked at me, as if to say, "You're opening it."
I sighed and opened the door slowly, "Hi Anubis, hi guys, I'm here to talk to Sadie!"
I growled. Great, just great, it was Walt. That stupid charm maker dude had been slowly stealing MY Sadie's heart.
Sadie gave him a quizzical look, "Hey Walt, do you need anything? If so, I'm sorry, because I was about to go help Anubis paint his car, so I can't really get to it now…"
Lies. But oh-so-sweet lies! Sadie Kane was lying to that loser to stay with me!
Walt seemed upset, "Oh, okay, I understand. Then, could I talk to Anubis?"
Loser, she just said that we were going to paint my car!
"Sure…" I said with a strangled smile.
He motioned for me to follow him and I reluctantly followed. He stopped at this shady-looking parking lot. I wasn't scared; I was a god after all. Plus, my whole life took place in shady-looking places.
"So, Anubis…" he led off nervously.
I rolled my eyes, "It's about Sadie, isn't it?"
Heh, that caught him off guard, "Umm, yeah. I was wondering…would you allow me to ask her for her hand in marriage?"
SHE'S THIRTEEN, IDIOT!
But I had to keep my cool, "Why would you ask me?"
"Well, you two are really good friends, I wanted to know if you were dating her first…"
Alright, that guy was really pushing my buttons.
"Dude, we've kissed. What do you think?"
Poor Walt's eyes widened so much, "Well, I-I've kissed her too!" he defended poorly.
"I KISSED HER FIRST, WALT! STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!" I yelled, scaring the kid away.
"Yeah, that's what I thought…" I muttered, walking home.
AT HOME…
"Hey, 'Nubis, what did Walt want to talk to you about?" Sadie asked with eyes wide.
I waved it aside, "Oh, nothing, just some man-to-little boy talk…" I said, smirking.
Julius held a hand up, "I don't want to know, Anubis. Anyway, we have important matters to discuss… Matters so important, they may change your life…"
I looked at him, "You got new cowboy boots."
"Yes!"
Everyone began to wander away.
"No, that's not all!"
We reluctantly came back.
"The facts that MuseGirl came and that we did the Macarena MUST mean that someone's controlling us!" he exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air.
Set rolled his eyes, "You're so full of it, Julie! MuseGirl was just some nutter with a big mouth and, secretly, I think we all wanted to do the Macarena."
"HEY, ONLY I CALL HIM JULIE!" I yelled.
My father stuck his tongue at me. Julius pointed at Set, "SET! CORNER OF SHAME! NOW!"
I snickered as he sulked away, "Have fun in the corner." I whispered, having too much experience there.
"I don't wanna be in the corner…" Set complained, "People write rude things over there!"
I gave him a look of disbelief.
"Okay, fine, maybe I wrote some of it…" he admitted.
"SILENCE IN THE CORNER!" Julius yelled.
Sadie held a hand up, "Maybe Dad was onto something! MuseGirl seemed awfully sure of herself, and we haven't been acting like ourselves lately…"
"I agree with Sadie!" I proclaimed, standing up, "But we can't ponder this with bleary eyes. We should all get some rest." Set began to stand up so I pointed at him, "Except you! You're going to spend a night in the corner…" I said, beginning to walk off.
"With the rats…"
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