Sadly, this will be the last chapter :'( No, I won't make ANOTHER one. Sorry, guys, but I'm officially out of ideas. Alright, enjoy the last chapter of OOC TKC 2.

MuseGirl: My brother told on you XD He DID suggest Anubis torture and I was like, "MuseGirl got to you, didn't she?" He caved. Yeah, I'm gooood.

Vampy: Well maybe the chair got tired of being a chair and wanted to be a corner so now it's a corner. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

"Hey, 'Nubis, there's mail for you!" Sadie claimed, throwing an envelope onto my lap.

I put down my cream soda and stared at the manila envelope:

To: Anubis

From: MuseGirltheauthor

Huh, so she's an author.

I opened it to read the context:

Dearest emo Annie,

Well that sounded friendly.

You suck. I hate you and am glad you got to suffer.

I was feelin' the love.

I'm not the beast, you are, and did I mention you suck?

Yes, yes you did.

'Cause you do. If I ever see you again, I will cause bloodshed and Set will help.

Psh.

I hate you and you suck.

Said that already.

And you probably want to suck Walt's juice box.

Whoa, keep it G-rated!

You annoy me and are a moron. You didn't deserve the applesauce.

LOSER! I DID TOO DESERVE THE APPLESAUCE!

Love MuseGirl

Hmmm, I'm not feeling the love.

P.S. Did I say you suck? Because you do. A lot.

Yeah, you mentioned that, like, three times.

Angsty little teen!

I crumbled the paper in my hand and fed it to Bill.

"GAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT CHICK?" I screamed in frustration.

Sadie held her hands up, "Don't look at me! And what was that about Walt and juiceboxes?"

I blushed, realizing that I had read the note out loud, "Ummm, nothing. OMIGOSH IT'S A GLOMPAPUS!"

"A what?" Julius asked, whirling around.

I was already gone.

On my way to the emergency-insanity-reliever-super-cool-place-of-awesomeness I ran into an odd little leprechaun on acid stumbling about. It took one look at me and threw a packet of skittles at me.

"Ow."

Then it threw a box of Lucky Charms at me.

"Double ow."

"TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW, ANNIE! IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"

It ran of singing something about waffles and beer and I just stood there.

Munching on some Lucky Charms, I mused, "Hmm, I like the little rainbows…" before going to my room.

IN MY ROOM

"Oh Nick, why must you be so…how do mortals say it…yummalicious?" I said to a jumbo-sized poster of Nick Jonas.

"Hey, Anubis, Julie wanted me to give you-" Set stopped as soon as he walked inside the door.

I hastily pulled the rope that obscured my favorite Jonas from view, "Um…you didn't see aaaaanything!" I resorted to waving my hands around.

Set picked up a Nick bobble head and laughed, "No way…"

I gave him a look of warning, "Don't do it!"

"Oh, but I want to!"

"Don't!"

He heaved in a breath and screamed, "HOLY CRAP, SADIE, YOU HAVE TO SEE ANUBIS' ROOM!"

I covered my face with my hands, Oh crud.

"What is it?" She asked.

Her eyes widened, "OHMYISIS I KNEW YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH NICK JONAS!" she thought for a bit, "Well, he is the greatest looking…"

"NO!" I objected, "It isn't Nick Jonas, I swear! It's…uh…It's Horus with long hair that he used my curling iron on!"

"Yeah, because that's sooo much better…"

Set chimed in, *cough, "Pansy." *cough*

Before I could knock him into next Tuesday, Sadie gave me an odd look, "What do you mean, 'that he used MY curling iron on'?"

Oops.

I bolted for the door and took a Nick cardboard-cutout with me, "C'mon Nick, there's nowhere safe…" I muttered to him.

"Why are you hiding behind the coffee machine?" Julius asked.

I jumped so high, I think I deserved an Olympic gold medal, "Holy-what the-when-how-when did you get there!" I stammered.

He shrugged, "I saw the Nick cutout and I couldn't resist," he leaned closer and whispered, "I have a bit of a…thing for him too!"

"(a) I DON'T have a thing for him!" I started.

"In denial…" he whispered.

"(b) I thought you liked Zac Efron."

"I do, but Nick is equally…how you mortals say it…yummalicious!" He said.

I nodded, "That's what I thought."

Sadie came running in, "'Nubis, 'Nubis, Set took your Nick Pillow Pet!" she cried.

I snapped my fingers in a Z formation, "Oh no he di'int!" I said with a faint Jersey accent.

Sadie copied me and said, "Oh yes he di'id!"

I ran all the way to Set's room, where he was cooing to the Pillow Pet, "Don't you worry, Nickiekinz, that bad boy won't hurt you ever again!"

I did a battle cry and leaped at him, "GIVE NICK BACK!" I screamed, pulling at his hair.

"Make me!"

"I will!"

Nick split in two.

We stood there in shock at what had happened.

After a very long, pregnant silence, I pointed at him, "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

"What I'VE done? You're the one that's obsessed with Nick!"

"Then why were you cooing to him?"

"'Cause he was stuck in a madhouse with you!"

Sadie came in, "Daddy made pasta!" she giggled.

I let go of my half of Nick and raced into the kitchen, "PASTA, PASTA, PASTA, PASTA!" I chanted, banging my fork and knife against the table.

Sadie helped me get on my bib that said 'FEED ME!' on it.

Julius brought the bowl of noodles and set it in front of me. I regarded the bowl in an odd manner and pushed it off the table, "THAT'S NOT PASTA, LOSER, THAT'S SPAGHETTI!" I screamed.

"Hey guys…" Set said quietly.

"SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO GO ON A RAMPAGE HERE!"

"Guys…"

Sadie screamed as spaghetti was flung into her hair.

"C'mon, guys!"

Julius tried to calm Bill as the donkey chased a meatball down the hall.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Set yelled as loud as he could.

The room quieted and I broke the silence, "Daddy got some backbone, eh?"

"SHUT UP, PANSY!"

I pouted and crossed my arms, "Phooey."

"Well then…what is it?" Sadie asked, feeding Bill Corn Puffs.

"I'm leaving today. The meeting's over, so I can go home now. I've got chaos to reign over and…and…and…" then he did the most unexpected thing in the world.

He started crying.

"I DON'T WANNA GO!" he wailed, blowing his nose loudly in Julius pocket hankie.

The little studio audience in my head went, "Awwww!"

We all had a big group hug and Julius proclaimed, "Set, Brother."

Sadie proclaimed, "Set, Archenemy."

I proclaimed, "Set, Daddykinz."

That sort of threw everyone off and I chuckled, "Dude, you can stay here!"

Set started crying again.

Gee and he thinks I'M a pansy?

THE END!

I can't believe OOC TKC is over for good. *tear* Thanks to all the people that helped along the way especially MuseGirl for hating Anubis and Vampy for always giving ideas.

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