I am also back writing my poorest fanfic! Anyway, I will be continuing this…
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto… I don't. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Warnings: Some words. Naruto-ccentric somehow. Childish Sasuke somehow. Anti-Sakura damn right.
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Sasuke stubbornly gets out of bed and prepares to leave for grocery. He mounts at his motorbike and puts on his helmet. He double checks the list and rolls his eyes at the note. It reads, "Don't go home without everything, ya hear me?"
"Damn. So much for a Sunday morning." He proceeds to the grocery and reaches it in seconds. Thanks to the no speed-limit in the streets of Konoha. He parks his bike and… he sees a familiar bike. Naruto's bike to be exact. He chirps upon realizing Naruto is there and hurries inside, "Naruto's here!"
He peeps out at the corner to see Naruto with the pink-haired girlfriend. She is trying to flirt around him again making the raven overly agitated. He checks the list and spots a product at the same section the couple is near to. He walks like he doesn't know them and secretly listens to their somehow loud conversation, "Come on, Naruto. Let's go to the amusement park later."
"I've got some homework to do, Sakura. We can do that another day." The blond says… focusing at the two mayo brands he's choosing from. Sakura huffs and she then notices the cute guy beside her. A flirty gaze comes and Sasuke glances at those emerald orbs looking at his direction. He contemplates within him, holding back any action that may harm the girl, 'I seriously don't like her. She's… such a slut.'
Song 3: The Pink Fur
'The girl he hates the most…'
Naruto notices the guy beside them and Sasuke hurriedly rolls his cart to the other side. He inspects the list with great panic within and tries to act like everything is fine. Naruto scowls at the guy and he asks Sakura, "Okay, Honey. We'll go to the amusement later. Can you please get these dairy items over there?" He lets her read a list and she chirps off to the dairy section. The blond rolls his cart to somehow squeeze Sasuke. The raven reacts and he turns… to meet the glaring sapphire orbs.
"Are you following me?" Naruto hisses and Sasuke fixes his visor, "You wouldn't believe it but I'm running an errand." He dangles the list in Naruto's face. The blond takes it and smirks a bit, "It'll take you the whole morning shopping for all of these. Good luck." Naruto tosses the list back to Sasuke and gazes at Sasuke's almost empty cart.
"Are you even sure we need ALL of that?" Sasuke asks as he rolls the cart slowly, making sure that everything Naruto tosses in gets inside. Naruto smiles as he ticks the items he gathers off the list, "Of course! Well, the others are for new sorts of taste. Heheh."
"Okay. Make sure it's all edible." Sasuke smirks and he starts to check everything Naruto tosses in…
"I'll get mine done and then wait for me. I'll help you later." Naruto rolls his cart away towards Sakura's end. A smile makes its way to Sasuke's lips as he chirps within him and he manages to start gathering some of them with utter excitement.
'Did I just say I'd help him?' Naruto sighs and takes the items from Sakura's hands. The pinky hums a curios hymn and she asks, "Something wrong, Naruto?" the blond smiles and says, "Sakura, can you take this back to your apartment on your own? And then meet me at the amusement park entrance later. Be careful, okay."
"Fine." Sakura snatches the cart and rolls it to the counter. They have paid for it and Sakura leaves. The blond runs back to the raven and he takes the list, "Okay. Let's start with fruits and veggies." He rolls the cart towards that section as Naruto walks with him. Complete silence takes over the two as Naruto picks for things and Sasuke merely watches him toss things at the cart. Sasuke, gradually getting killed by the silence, starts a conversation, "We used to do this a lot before. And you're always the one tossing things around."
Naruto, inspecting an apple, looks over his shoulder a bit to see the raven. The raven continues to reminisce, "When you missed the cart and I almost broke that mayonnaise, you yelled at me first and we started to bicker. The management called security and we got kicked out after we paid for everything in our cart." Naruto blushes in embarrassment… remembering a sick experience. He then closes his eyes in slight anger, "Don't look back like everything's fine, Teme."
"…" Sasuke stops smiling quietly and drops his head. But the call 'Teme' is one of the things he surely missed. He gazes at Naruto and wonders why the bond would help him despite everything that they are going through. But he doesn't dare to ask… that will kick Naruto away from him for sure. And so he just wears a small smile, "And it's this grocery, too, isn't it?"
"Oi, Sasuke Teme." Naruto snaps and hits Sasuke with the onion chives. Despite the direct hit, Sasuke smiles… he just loves that 'Sasuke Teme' call. The blond continues to say with a sour face, "If you don't want me to hit you with the next set of fruits such as watermelon and apples, stop talking about… past things." He hesitates to say the last two words and he returns to inspecting the fruits. Sasuke then remembers something…
"Who's the pink girl?" He asks… eyes kept at the goods in the cart. Naruto looks at him and smirks, "She' my girlfriend. She's pretty, isn't she?" Sasuke pouts to the side and picks up a jar of pickles from the cart, "Yeah." Naruto can feel half-heartedness in his answer… probably because he doesn't want to admit the truth that he doesn't like the girl. The blond turns to the raven who is pouting behind him and inspecting the jar of pickles he is holding.
"Oi, are you jealous?" Naruto asks… emotionless tone tries to make Sasuke tell him the truth. Sasuke glances at the furious eyes for a while but then he decides to keep his eyes at the cart, "Of course, I am." Naruto twitches… the answer seem to be meant in another way. He slowly reaches for another food item… eyes locked at Sasuke. The raven then looks straight at those azure orbs, "I'm jealous that she can flirt with you, kiss you and skid her body against yours in public. I'm so jealous that she can show the world how much she loves you…"
"Stop it." Naruto whispers and Sasuke does what is told. Naruto then starts walking to another section, "Tell me, I heard you're getting pretty close to your band mate Hinata. Do you like her?" Naruto knows he sounded awkward… damn, he shouldn't have said that in the first place. Sasuke smiles a little and says, "She's not bad. Well… not bad in bed."
A sudden kick pushes the cart abruptly, making it hit Sasuke in the tummy. The raven squirms in the sudden pain and he winces, "Fuck, did you do that?" The blond continues on like nothing has happened, "Do what?" The raven smirks and straightens despite the pain, "Nah, like you would believe me." Naruto stops walking as Sasuke catches up to him… he looks at the raven, "You did reduce yourself into something not really worth it, huh."
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"I'm home!" Sasuke chirps and Deidara cautiously opens the door. It is still bolted and the blond peeps from the crack, "Sasuke? Are you drunk?" Sasuke drops the smile and hisses, "Just open the door." Deidara lets the raven in and a redhead messes up his hair, "Why is the brat happy, huh?"
Click.
Name: Akasuna Sasori
Age: 22 (College Student)
Red Moon Dorm Imaginary Ordinal Position: Middlemost Child (Fourth youngest/Fourth eldest)
"Don't call me brat." Sasuke pouts and he goes in with all the groceries. Itachi goes down and says, "You got it done very fast. And why aren't you complaining to Deidara about the list?" Sasuke freezes for some milli-seconds and answers abruptly, "For a change." He gives the paper bag to Itachi and runs towards his room, bumping into Madara without apologizing. Madara gets to see that blush and so he yells a tease, "Maybe he met someone on the way, that's what!"
"What do you mean 'he met someone on the way'?" Deidara picks up the grocery bags as Madara descends from staircase, "I don't know of someone he would want to meet on the way." Madara just smirks and the three other men help Deidara put the bags at the kitchen counter. Madara just answers to quench the blond's curiosity, "I don't have the authority to spill it out but I have a clue for you… past relationships."
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Monday has come and, with his little disguise yesterday, Sasuke will be ambushing Naruto at the school gates. He has seen Naruto in a uniform anyway… so he exactly has a clue where to go. He stands at the corner nearest from the gates of Spiral Cue Gakuen and he seems to waiting for a certain blond to pop out of nowhere. But it has been minutes already after the bell… but the blond is nowhere to be found. Sasuke sighs and seems to hear girls chattering near him. However, he decides to ignore them until…
"Uhm, hey." A familiar annoying voice speaks and he HAS to turn to them. He does and sees the pinky bitch of a girlfriend smiling at him… along with two other friends. The friends are quivering and Sakura flirtatiously hooks some stray hair behind her ear, "Hey, do you remember me? We met at the grocery yesterday." Sasuke discreetly looks at her from head-to-toe-to-head beneath those colored glasses. He faces the girl, "I remember you. You're with your boyfriend, right?"
"Uh, yeah." Sakura then looks at the side and bears a bored face, "The boyfriend that is not always there. You see, he seldom goes out with me. And right now, he has too busy for me." Sasuke smirks a little, "Then why don't you just break up with him? (Like what I would really prefer, you ugly bitch.)" Sakura smiles and gets nearer, playfully passing Sasuke by, "I can't do that, sadly. He's going to die without me… seriously…" Sakura places a finger at Sasuke's shoulder, "He says he loves me more than anything but he never lived up to it. Tell me, want to hang at the mall till sundown?"
"I'm free till midnight. And whoever I'm waiting for seems to be out today." Sasuke gets up from his leaning position and walks after Sakura. The two other girls then swarm him and snuggles both of his arms. Sasuke then looks at the Spiral Cue Gakuen's furthest building, 'Let's see what kind of girl this pink bitch is. I'm sorry, Naruto… but I have to tell you how far her cheating can go.'
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— Naruto's POV
YOSHI! The special class has ended and I have to meet with my girlfriend. I will be taking Sakura to the mall after her practice… I hope she'll be happy about it. I take my bag and walk out of the classroom… I look at the open-field gym's direction and notice that no one is in there. Aren't the cheerleaders supposed to be practicing? I hurry down the building and run towards the field.
I reach the place and I see the cheer captain walking at the grounds and then I call for her, "Oi, Ishikawa!" She looks behind her and sees me, "Hm? And who's this gorgeous blond that calls my precious family name?" I catch up with her group of other cheerleaders and they eye at me with interest, "Maybe another one to request of a date?"
I look at the previous speaker with a frown and then back to Ishikawa, "Cheerleading practices have ended already?" She then look at her girls and then to me, "Nuh-uh. To be more exact, there are no practices today on any routine. Why? Is there someone who wanted to see?" I look at the side… trying to avoid their flirty disgusting eyes, "Uhh. Not really. I was just… wondering." And before they can say something else, I have sprinted out of their sights.
I have run towards the parking lot and pant loudly as I walk to my motorbike. I can now take my delivery bike wherever I wish… just away from trouble and damage. I mount on it and kick start the engine, ready to dash away from the school. Sakura always go to the mall when she has no club practice. And she doesn't really wait for me just to say it.
I speed up towards the mall and through the parking lot to find her. I forgot to mention, I'm off from my job today as well. Enough of that, I need to find Sakura and her girl friends! I walk around the mall and seem to find my girl in the multitude crawling around the mall. And then I see a tinge of pink… and raven… along with a brown and yellow. I walk nearer and frown at the distant scene.
I see Sakura… SNUGGLING SASUKE'S ARM! Oh fuck, I can completely ignore those two fur balls decorating their company but… Sasuke—! How dare Sasuke—! Why is he… why is he always there to make me suffer? I thought he's… WAIT! He is jealous with Sakura! Maybe he's just trying to get her trust… and murder her later! But wait… why is she… why is she smiling like that at him? And why is HE smiling like that at her? No. No. No. I have to follow them more…
I have decided to stalk them around… until they are done roaming around. Sakura probably doesn't have any money that's why she's not buying anything… They walk out the mall and the other two fur balls walk home… leaving Sasuke and Sakura alone. The most crucial part… I have to stick some more. I stalk the two and watch them talk from a distance…
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— Sasuke POV
The day is fun… well judging from the fact that I get to know this girl better… and how SLUTTY she is. She goes out with random men just because Naruto wouldn't go out with her that much. Damn… I mean, Naruto and I only go out for grocery and nothing else. And they go out almost every Sunday and some other nights… and she's NOT CONTENTED! I listen to her ranting about how bad of a boyfriend Naruto is. Honestly, she doesn't understand Naruto… she doesn't even accept the fact that Naruto's busy earning money from his job… just to feed her up with her luxuries!
"And you know what… I never really had fun when Naruto goes out with me." She then starts to sadden and stops walking at the middle of the small bridge. She then goes to the railing and crosses her arms above it, "Like he's just pushing himself to love me." I go to her side and leans my back at the railing with my elbows above it, "Heh… maybe he's trying move on." Moving on… yeah, moving on.
"Move on? Yeah, right. The other girl must have dumped him so bad because of his stupid promises." The pink thing laughs like it is the most enjoyable thing she has ever thought of, "His 'I love you's are half-hearted and his love is not genuine. Personally, he's the worst kind of guy in the whoooooooole world!"
"Then… then why are you together?" I ask… still somehow shocked from everything this pink bitch thinks about MY Naruto. She smiles sweetly and gazes at the sunset that is visible from the bridge. Ah, a perfect picture… IF she's NOT in there. She finally answers, "Honestly, it's just because I want a boyfriend. I just gave him a chance to be with a Haruno Sakura… and you know what? He's messing it up." She then walks in front of me and I drop my elbows to my side. She then leans closer, "How about you? Would you like to be my new boyfriend? Hell, I can make Naruto suffer… it's his fault anyway."
"Tell me…" I smile like a flirt even I am disgusted to and to keep my anger within me, "I would be boyfriend number?" She smiles flirtatiously and budges her lashes like how hookers earn customers, "I've been with a lot, it's just now that I become very, very interested with a guy." She disgusts me… and she's trying to fucking get me. And yeah… in her face! Like I'm going to degrade myself going out with a girl like her.
I then frown at her and she twitches in surprise. I equip my cold eyes and icy tone to make. Her. Suffer. I then stare coldly at her eyes, "Sorry, bitch… but I'm not going to waste my time going out with a slutty whore like you." She grows confused with my sudden change of heart, "What's… what's wrong?"
"What's wrong? This is what's wrong. First, you're a big slutty whore that hooks up with every guy she finds… like a hardworking hooker. Second, you should have known that going out with another guy will make dishearten your boyfriend and you're even giving me a hint that you will cheat after time. Third, since you are so slutty and bitchy, I am greatly disappointed that Naruto chose you to be his girlfriend himself. Maybe Naruto has become crazy… but I didn't think to the extent that he will have slut for a girlfriend."
"You know Naruto?" She shakes her head in disbelief, maybe regretting that she has told me everything. I smirk and continue on torturing her, "Yeah… and you know what, I personally think no guy has stayed longer in your arms because they all know that you're such a whore. And you don't count because you don't really care how many dicks have entered you. Honestly, I was really wondering why you didn't ask me to go with you somewhere more private. Or you're just about to." She grinds her teeth and her hand starts to twitch…
"Seriously… slapping me will tell me I. Am. Damn. Right." I let it out… and she backs off… getting overly hurt by everything I have said. Then she starts to get teary and she decides to defend herself, "How dare you say those things to me! You don't even know me inside out! And what's with this thing with Naruto! You're angry because I am cheating on him? On your friend! Well, keep this in mind! You have never been with Naruto and you don't know how irresponsible he is!"
Irresponsible? Naruto's never been irresponsible… it's you who's been very stupid and not understanding. I smirk bigger at her and she pulls back again. I say with a very pissed off voice, "Do you know what you are talking about? Or have you been judging Naruto when you haven't seen him inside out?" She walks backwards a bit and says in a trembling voice, "What… what do you mean?"
"Look, Sakura-chan." I walk forward making her walk backwards more, "You can get honest with me and say that all you want from Naruto is money. You never cared to love him… just like what you have done to your other boy toys. You're such a slutty whore… a bitch that doesn't deserve anyone… or anything." She then let those tears flood her eyes and she runs away from me… I am extremely happy with my little masterpiece…
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— Naruto's POV
What the fuck! What did he do! I see Sakura run away from him… in tears! That's it, Uchiha Sasuke. You're going to get it. I walk towards him with seething steps while he is still gazing at Sakura. I ball my fist so hard and call his attention, "Oi, Sasuke Teme." He jerks and look… just in time that I have thrown the strongest punch I can throw at the moment! He takes full impact and he falls off balance, ass at the ground now. I then bend down and grab his collar with the other hand while preparing for another punch, "YOU BASTARD! What the hell did you do!" I shake him and he grasps at my wrist that is near his neck while speaking— no, begging— begging to be heard, "Wait, Naruto. I can explain what I just did—"
"I don't fucking care about your reasons! You don't have the right to fucking make my girlfriend cry!" I throw another punch… and out of my anger, I throw another one… and another… making his face bleed and be covered in cuts. And then three men come running to our direction and one grabs me away from Sasuke, "Damn it! Fucking let me go!"
"Sasuke, are you okay?" A blonde woman comes to Sasuke with another guy that looks like the damn raven. Sasuke covers his mouth with his hand… like not trying to make some more blood drip at the ground. Then I decide to struggle from the hold of the much bigger guy with spiky long dark hair, "Fuck you, let me go!" He then smirks an evil one and puts his big hand at my mouth to keep me from yelling, "Now, now, Naruto-kun. Shut up and calm yourself down." How the fuck does he know my name?
I calm down while they try to console the fucking bastard, "Oi, Sasuke." The blonde woman, who has the voice of a man, helps him sit up and the other guy looks at me… with anger but he doesn't seem to get pissed off with what I did to that bastard. I start breathing heavily… inhale-exhale way of calming down and the guy starts to say something, "Sis. Itachi… I'm fine, don't worry."
"Fine my ass, you little bitch. You're bleeding so much! We'll take you to the hospital." The Itachi guy helps him stand up and the 'Sis' lectures them as they go. Then the guy calls the other guy that is holding me, "Madara, let's go." He then stares at me… with a murderous glare at me. Then the guy yells, "Okay, I'll catch up with you guys. Just take Sasu-chan to the hospital." The three go away and he lets me go. I shrug him off some more and say hostilely, "I'm not going to apologize."
"Fuck, I'm not going to make you to." This Madara guy laughs and ruins my hair while laughing some more, "You're very manly, Naruto-kun! Hahahah! But you know what? You better ask your 'girlfriend' WHAT she has told Sasuke rather than what Sasu-chan has told her, okay?" He then runs away… trying to catch up with the other two guys. I hold my head and frown at them. What Sakura has told him? What did she tell him anyway?
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— Author POV
The nurse wraps bandages all over Sasuke's face and Deidara sighs, "What exactly happened, Sasuke? You could have died if we weren't there." He then gets angry and crosses his arms before his chest, "Flirting with some woman and then making her cry after is not a good thing. More likely when the boyfriend catches you!" Sasuke stays silent anyway…
"Dei, can't you wait until the nurse is done?" Madara pouts a little, "She doesn't deserve to hear you yelling at Sasuke." Deidara looks at the brunet and hisses, "Oh, she does. What's taking her so long?" The nurse shrieks a little and says, "I'm so sorry but I have to secure the bandages since the cuts are pretty deep." Deidara widens his eyes and glares at Sasuke, "Sasuke? You let that guy get you that much? Seriously, what's on your mind, you little dimwit?"
"Deidara." Itachi says… trying to make him stop yelling even for a moment. The nurse gets done and nods for apology and also an excuse. She leaves the room and Madara joins Sasuke sitting at bed, "Come on, Dei. I know Sasu-chan has little explanation for playing with a little girl! Right, boy?" He puts an arm around Sasuke's shoulders and shakes him a little. But no reaction comes from the raven…
"Sasuke." Itachi calls and puts an understanding hand over his head. Deidara drops the glare and bears a sad face. He walks towards Sasuke and kneels so he can look at Sasuke's face that he refuses to lift from a lower perspective, "Oi, Sasuke~." He calls with a worried voice and then looks at Madara and Itachi after moments of Sasuke's blank reaction. Itachi sighs and run his fingers through Sasuke's hair, "Let's just take him back to the dorm. He might feel better there."
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Morning comes and Naruto sighs at the classroom. He is in his seat and he then gazes at his right hand… remembering how hard he has punched Sasuke in face over… and over again. He squints his eyes in some guilt, 'Maybe I went too far… but then again, he made Sakura cry.' He rests a hand over his scraped knuckles, 'I can never forgive him for doing so… but why is it… whenever I think of his face… all bloodied and scarred… it hurts more? The pain of seeing him in such state… hurts me more than seeing Sakura's crying face.'
The door then opens and Naruto twitches at a familiar… yet angry call, "Uzumaki Naruto!" He flings to the door as everyone else does… seeing an infuriated Sakura. Her girls are also glaring at him and she angrily walks towards him. He stands up and asks, "Is this about—?"
"I'm surprised you know about it." She grabs my wrist and pulls me out the room towards the rooftop, "But then again, I'm not. Honestly, I don't even want to tell you about it since your friend could have told you about it." She says in a very mad yet despairing voice. Naruto twitches as he is getting dragged up the stairs, 'He… told her that he knows me?'
They reach the place and Sakura slaps Naruto hardly on the face. He gets confused and then he looks at Sakura with the same emotion. She stares at him coldly and she crosses her arms over her chest, "Naruto…"
"Yes?"
"I'm breaking up with you."
Naruto freezes.
[The End]
WELCOME TO THE REI HARUNO SHOW OF YAOI!
Rei: We're now back! And we'll be doing this over again! Now with our new set of guests! From the very household of one of the royal clans of Konohagakure no Sato, Uchiha Madara! Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke! Everyone! *people starts fainting, screaming and dying*
Sasuke: Tch. I can't mold my chakra.
Itachi: Hm. *silently examines me… finding out how to kill me T.T*
Madara: Seriously, me again?
Rei: So boys, how are you feeling?
Sasuke: Get me out of this place.
Itachi: This is interesting. *smirks and makes more fans nosebleed and faint*
Madara: Ready to die…
Rei: Err… such nice responses from our guests. And to get this done and over with… what honestly do feel about Yaoi? Sasuke, you first. What do you think of all the writers and readers that loves the Yaoi pairings especially Sasuke x Naruto?
Sasuke: *glares* How many times do I have to tell you guys. I am not gay. And I am not interested in your own sense of romance. Just leave me alone before I kill you.
Fans: *screams* Kyaaaaa! So cool! We love you, Uchiha Sasuke! Please come back to Naruto now! He misses you very much! *quivers in their very own daydream*
Sasuke: (What the fuck…?)
Rei: Everybody loves SasuNaru! Anyway, let's go to Itachi! Itachi, so what can you say about the people that turns your brotherly love into an incest thing? We all know that you love Sasuke so much… that some people would make you and your baby brother have you-know-what.
Itachi: *silent treatment with denial*… *regains composure* I would not meddle with their own fantasies.
Fans: *surprised* So… he's completely fine with it…? *screams again* Kyaaaaa! Let's request for some more Uchiha-cest!
Sasuke: (This is getting worst than I thought.)
Rei: That's a rare find. *surprised… but continues on* Okay, Madara—
Madara: About Hashirama, I know.
Rei: Well, yeah. You couldn't stop them from making HashiMada materials ever since you admitted it TWICE… that you ADMIRE Hashirama. So what can you say about that?
Madara: Just kill me before I can hear the worst.
Fans: Kyaaaaa! Don't worry, Madara-sama! We'll revive Hashirama-sama again just to die with you! *squirms in their own worlds*
Madara: No fucking way I'll die that way! *starts destroying the table to get back at the audience… security goes to restrain him*
Sasuke: (This Yaoi thing is… deadlier than my Amaterasu. It can kill anime characters even in just one second…)
Madara: *breaks free from the guards hold and starts devastating the whole stage*
Rei: AHHHH! Madara's on a rampage! This ends the show! Calmer things next chapter! See ya everyone! And sorry for destroying Sasuke's overly handsome face!
Stupid interview… I know.