Naruto slammed his fist into the worn down training dummy for what must have been the thousandth time this day, he was as you can tell severely pissed off, the reason why was simple, his teacher hatake Kakashi the only man who could train him was refusing to instead he had decided to train sasuke for his fight with Garra.
He grunted as he missed the punch and his knuckle took the full brunt of the blow and shattered, naruto raised it and watched the bones writhe and mend together almost seamlessly.
Growling in frustration at the unfairness of it all he kicked of the ground with chakra infused legs and took to the trees the cold wind clearing his head if only slightly, he blinked and only when he opened his eyes did he spot the crack in the branch up ahead.
With a startled cry the branch shattered and he fell down into a bush and through a hole in the ground before slamming onto a cold steel floor, he groaned and rolled onto his back glaring at the hole in the cave roof, it seemed even fate had it in for him.
Standing slowly as not to aggravate any wounds he attained during the fall he dragged his eyes around the spacious room.
In one corner was a console covered in screens all blank and devoid of power, across from that on the other wall was a massive cabinet covered in hundreds of needles all differently labelled in a foreign language with small drawings on them.
Next to that was a similar cabinet but all the needles were filled with a glowing blue liquid and had a picture of a small piece of fruit on the label.
Naruto walked over to the mixed needle cabinet and picked up a red labelled one with a picture of a wasp printed onto it, he rolled the needled in his hands for a few seconds before putting it back down and began browsing through them.
His eyes went wide when he picked up a needle with a very familiar symbol on it, a single red eye with three commas in it, without thinking he jammed the needle in his arm and pressed the plunger down.
His eyes then widened as the possible implications of what he had just done ran through his mind, he could have poisoned himself or given himself a disease.
His eyes then burned like someone was stabbing them with hot poker, tears streamed out getting steadily redder until there where two crimson streams flowing down his face, when it subsided naruto looked up and grabbed a mirror attached to the side of the cabinet.
In his blue eyes there was the oddest sight, three stark white commas lazily rotating, he grinned and cut the chakra flow watching the commas disappear, he then turned back to the cabinet and reached for another needle this one labelled with the picture of a man snapping his fingers over a cigarette and making a fire when the world got hazy and he slumped forward into unconsciousness.
XxXxXxX
He awoke in a fetid sewer heaving rank air that stuck in his throat and threatened to overwhelm him, rising to his feet he stood before and impossibly large cage with a slip of paper with the kanji for seal written on the front.
Sitting in that cage was what surprised him, it was a girl his age, she had ebony hair with streaks of bone white running through it that fell to her lower back, a fringe barley covering her sharingon eyes that were of the same designs of his, below that was a slightly angular nose and soft rose lips that were crinkled into a delighted smile.
She wore a simple attire of slacks and a t-shirt revealing that she wasn't the most well endowed girl but she wasn't flat chested either.
A delighted squeal erupted from the girls mouth as she ran towards the cage bars and grinned at him, now naruto wasn't an idiot, quite the contrary he just wasn't very good in non combat situations, he had the ability to think beyond the realm of the rational and into the shores of the impossible making him an improvisation master.
However he was dam well sure that the thing residing in the seal in his stomach was male so when it was revealed she was female and was very attractive and was happy to see him he was obviously a little bit confused.
He walked cautiously towards the bar and reached out to touch the outstretched hand of the evidently female kyubbi, as soon as her finger touched his the bars turned to smoke and formed a single bangle on her hand with a small pendant bearing the seal kanji on it.
Before naruto could even think a pair of slender arms wrapped around his neck and pulled him crashing into kiss with rose coloured lips, his entire body froze up as he realised he was kissing a girl…an actual girl not a boy this time…then his body unfroze as he realised that this girl was a demon from hell.
He pulled back from the kiss too startled to speak, the fact that the kyubbi had her head cocked to the side a small pout and eyes brimming with curiosity didn't help with that endeavour but his mind almost melted when he heard her speak.
"What's wrong naruto-kun didn't you like it, I've been waiting for almost two years to give you that, oh you don't understand why I am like this."
Naruto nodded dumbly as that angelic voice stil reverberated slightly through his ears.
"Well you see each time the kyubbi is sealed it basically dies as there is no way a creature of that resolve or intelligence would simply lie down and get sealed away so the death god makes it so the kyubbi as a person dies and a new personality is born, you follow me so far."
Another dumb nod was the reply as naruto kept trying to focus on her face not the slender arms, creamy skin and her chest slowly rising and falling with each soft breath.
"well this process was slowed down by the genjutsu placed on the kyubbi by Madera uchiha as it kept the mind safe for a year as the seal tried to work, however when this wore of the kyubbi quickly died, otherwise you wouldn't have your awesome healing factor."
Naruto grinned slightly at her now triumphant expression; it reminded him of how he looked when he got a question right in the academy. He then remembered why he had been so confused in the first place.
"W-why did you…you know Kiss me then."
She smiled coyly and pressed her face into his chest drawing out a raging blush from naruto and said.
"Well, I always admired the fact that no matter how bad things were you always just went on through and made the best of it, the fact that you never go back on your word and well."
She traced a hand down his front and stopped just before the waist band of his trousers, then leaned up and whispered in a husky tone.
"I've seen you in the shower naruto-kun"
He let out a strangled cry and turned the colour of tomato before he realised that she was laughing, the expression on her face told him she was joking, her face grew slightly more serious as she then said.
"Don't worry about the needles back in the lab, normally they would cause horrible genetic mutation that would take your mind and turn you into little more than an instinctual beast."
Seeing the expression of horror on his face she pressed herself closer and then continued.
"but with me regulating your genes you can inject yourself with every dam one and be right as rain, but when we get out don't go crazy limit it to only a few because some of them suck ass."
He blinked at her choice of language and then smiled at her mischievous grin, he then said.
"Hey why is the sharingon I got different from the teme's, I mean yours is too, its kind of weird."
She grinned again and said. "Well you see the original design for that was actually flawed and would drive the user insane, our now shared sharingon does not have that problem or any of the latter stages besides the tsukiyomi, so no black fires of hell for you."
Naruto grinned at the joking motherly tone in her voice, he then flushed as he realised that she was still pressing against him in a way that made sure he could feel her breasts rubbing against him.
He gulped and looked down at his arms that had been rapt at his side the entire time and cautiously brought them up and wrapped them slowly around her.
When they had encompassed her she purred, the girl he was holding, the unstoppable machine of war and destruction was purring from being hugged.
This thought caused his face to split open into a massive grin and he tightened his arms causing her to press closer and sigh in what seemed to be happiness.
After a few moments of them just standing like this he kyubbi pulled back and coughed into her hand her ebony and white streaked hair hiding the raging blush she had and said.
"You should be getting back to reality now, but since you allowed me a larger range of movement in your mind I should be able to communicate with me easily enough, hell with your permission I can enter a kage bunshin, or better yet you can create a clone with the vita tube in the lab and I can adjust the DNA to look like me."
She finished with an ear splitting grin that once again revealed her pearly white razor sharp canines, very, very sharp canines.
He smiled at her and said. "What's a vita tube, and what's DNA"
She chuckled softly and said. " A vita tube is a cylinder containing a fraction of your DNA which is basically you chakra signature but for everything, your skin blood bones mind, when you die the vita tube will rebuild your body and upload your consciousness from your dead body effectively bringing you back to life, cool huh."
He smiled along with her and nodded, a confused look crossed his face and he said. "How could you take control over a shadow clone?"
She kyubbi blinked in surprise as she realised that she hadn't actually told him how she could do it.
"he, he, sorry I forgot to mention that, anyway because you allowed me out of the seal unconsciously your body trusts my chakra signature and will allow you to use more of my chakra without to much damage, anything above three tails will harm you but you wont go completely berserk."
She held up her index and forefinger slightly apart and continued. "You'll just go a smidgen berserk."
They both laughed at that, after the chuckling had died down a comfortable silence settled between them, naruto coughed and said. "Um how do I get back?"
The kyubbi smiled as he scratched his head sheepishly, her smile then turned sly as she stalked over to him swaying her hips sensually and causing naruto to stay riveted to the spot by the sight, when she got close enough she grabbed his shirt and yanked him into another kiss.
As well as bringing her knee up to his crotch.
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Naruto shot up of the floor gasping for air as he felt the phantom pains in his groin twinge. High pitched laughter bounced around his head.
"Ha, ha, ha, my god you should have seen your face, you actually thought I was going to do it didn't you, that's funny naruto-kun."
Naruto huffed in annoyance and replied. "You could have given me a warning about what you were about to do, why did you try to knee me in the nuts kyu-chan."
If you really strained you could hear crickets chirping in narutos head for at least a full minute.
"….did you just call me….kyu-chan."
Naruto paused and raised an eyebrow. "Yes, kyu-chan I did call you kyu-chan, does that bother you kyu-chan, because if it does I'll stop, just say the word kyu-chan."
Light-hearted chuckling came from inside his head this time.
"No naruto, I like it, you can give me any nickname you want….naru-chan."
The raised eyebrow twitched ever so slightly as naruto picked the needle he had been previously holding and rolled it in his hand again before removing the safety covering and injecting it into his vein.
The effect was instant, the skin on his hand cracked like a burn victims, and flickering ooze bubbled out of the cracks and formed a sticky layer on his skin.
"ooh, the incinerate plasmid, I like fire, it uses the gel on your hand as a catalyst and focuses the air in front of you into a stream of oxygen and then shoots a micro thin layer of gel out at untraceable speeds to ignite the thing at the end of the trail, cool huh, snap your fingers to use it."
Naruto grinned and focused cutting of the plasmid and reverting his hand back to normal, he then grabbed another needle and looked at the label, it showed a man covered in hundreds of small back birds.
"Use that one, it will be really useful when you fight neji and you can use them as spies when you aren't in combat."
Naruto hmm'ed for a second before injecting the vial, numbness spread across the arm he injected it into, at first he was annoyed by the numbness and thought something had gone wrong, that was until his shoulder bulged and with a sickening ripping sound a large blackbird coated in gore and blood erupted from his shoulder.
The skin sealed over almost instantly due to both the kyubbis healing factor as well as the one already mixed in with the plasmid.
He turned his attention to the crow who hopped down of his shoulder and onto the floor, naruto frowned as he realised that he would have to go through the spawning of the birds a lot of times before he had enough to attack someone.
Another ripping sound caused his eyes to flick to his shoulder again, this time however he found the shoulder to be fine, his eyes then trailed to the bird that for lack of a better term had literally split down the middle to make a perfect copy of itself minus the gore caking it.
He grinned as the two birds faced each other and squawked simultaneously, he picked up what he decided to be his final plasmid of the day and looked at the label, a confused look came across his face as he looked at the picture.
It was the outline of a man covered in chains and underwater snapping his fingers, the label read. "Houdini." He waited to see if the kyubbi was going to offer her input, when nothing was put forward he injected the needle and deployed the plunger.
He felt a massive wave of nausea and the world exploded into Technicolor's, he tried to lean forward and vomit until he realised that he didn't have an actual body but rather the faded outline of one, around him lay what looked like sakura petals.
He reached down to touch one, but as soon as his hand touched it the outline simply ghosted through it.
"Oh my god!"
The sudden boom of the kyubbis feminine voice followed by what sounded like feedback made naruto unconsciously cancel the plasmid and reappear in a small flash of red light and petals and let put a very indignant shout.
"What, what's wrong!"
"Oh, nothing I just didn't thing that they had the Houdini plasmid here, I never knew that any of that strain reached the safety bunker here, sorry if I startled you."
Naruto could almost see the black and white haired beauty scratching the back of her head sheepishly. Sighing he replied.
"It's okay, but is it just an invisibility technique."
He heard the sound of giggling in the back of his head.
"God no, the plasmid breaks you down into atoms and holds them together with an untouchable aura, its really useful, do one more then make me body please."
Naruto shook his head at the pouty tone of voice and picked up the final vial, it had a picture of a wasp on it, when he injected it his hand and wrist took on a honeycomb like state and several large wasps crawled out and buzzed contently, naruto cut of the link to the plasmid and watched in sick fascination as the wasps crawled back inside the skin which was then sealed over with a substance that resembled honey.
He shook his head and then asked kyubbi.
"So um, how do I get you out of the seal and into a body?"
"Oh that's simple, go up to the console next to the vita tube and press you're hand into the needle tip in the centre while you focus some of my yoaki, I'll do the rest for you."
Following her instructions he found the needle tip with ease, after checking for any signs of rust or blood on the needle he pressed his finger down and began to focus a small amount of yoaki, the tube next to the console sparked to life filling with blue energy that formed a thick mist, after a minute a lily white hand pressed against the glass.
The mist began to clear showing the kyubbi in all her glory, her unclothed glory, naruto flushed in embarrassment as the pod swung open and she stumbled out, he just couldn't take his eyes of off her body, they roamed over the ebony of her hair and into the pale skin of her neck, travelled onto the swell of her firm breasts, before his eyes could get lower than that she grabbed a white bathrobe that had been hanging on a small rack of pegs and the side and wrapped it around her.
Naruto almost groaned in disappointment at the gesture, this vanished when she looked up and smiled at him.
"Get a nice look did you naruto-kun."
Swallowing the lump in his throat Naruto tried to stutter out an apology until she stopped him by pressing a slender finger to his lips and giggling slightly at his expression, she then smiling absolutely sinfully and said.
"Well that good because when you make Chunin you're getting much more than a little look Naruto-kun"
Naruto promptly collapsed with a trail of blood running down from his nose.