My Day with Kyon
Yuki's Day

"I never saw him or went on a walk with him again," Mikuru said, "I did it, just once. If I mess it up, I might ruin everything. I forgot about it, since then… until it shone onto me."

Yuki closed her book and explained her date with Kyon:

"You had a fun time, right, Mikuru?" She stated, "My day was perfect, as you said. But it was different than yours."

"Really? How so?"

"I'll tell you… but you must-."

"Right. Mum's the word!"

He was with Koizumi, during a chat at lunch. To tell you the truth, he set me up on a date. Here's how it happened. Koizumi found a perfect place for us together, and he gave Kyon the proper directions.

"What?" Kyon griped, "The mall?"

Koizumi stated, "Sure. I have set you up with a date with the perfect girl."

Kyon protested, "WHOA! Hang on a minute! You're setting me up on a blind date?"

Koizumi glared, "I overheard what happened with Mikuru."

"I know, and I am sorry," He stated.

"No need to apologize. But you do realize that you couldn't date her like that."

"You know about Mikuru, right?"

"So does Nagato. But trust me, it'll all be okay. You go to the mall together and have fun."

"Sorry… But I don't think I should go, since you-know-how would show up."

"Oh, right."

"Trust me, Koizumi. She's like a magnet, whenever I am around somewhere. And if caught me with a girl, she'd go ballistic."

"I knew you would say something like that."

Koizumi gave him tickets to a cruise.

"Wait! A cruise? This is a cruise ticket!" Kyon complained.

"I told Haruhi that you would be at the mall today," Koizumi winked, "I'm very smart, since Haruhi doesn't know about it."

"Are you implying that I am in love with her?"

"No. Besides, I set up the perfect girl for this one-day cruise."

"One day?"

"It's a trip around the ocean and back. It's more of a nightly trip to see the sea, right?"

"I suppose so… But if Haruhi is following me and she spots me, you know what I would do to you…"

Koizumi crossed his fingers and said, "Honest. She won't come."

Kyon then stated, "ALSO… If Haruhi is that girl-."

Koizumi giggled, "I promise. It's not."

"Promise?"

"Yes. Promise. You enjoy your cruise. Your boat leaves in one hour. I'll take you there."

A helicopter flew down over the boys. A ladder dropped in front of Kyon. He muttered, "I'd like to know how you'd plan ahead to do this…"

Koizumi smiled, "It's all too easy for you. Maybe you'll forget that kiss you had the other day."

Kyon growled, "Eavesdropping ESPer…"

XXXXX

Kyon arrived at the huge ocean liner, entitled "S.S. Brigade".

"Okay, I'm pretty sure that it's obvious," he said, "Koizumi does know his shots. Plus, that is a very drawn-out name for a huge cruise ship."

He got on the ship, as he called to the captain.

"Excuse me, sir," he asked, "Where's my room?"

The captain said, "Down the hall, to our left. You are in cabin 202; you're sharing with another bunkmate."

"Uh, shouldn't I just leave and get my clothes and stuff?" Kyon demanded.

"Sorry. We're casting off in ten minutes. Besides, in this ship, we are all prepared for you," the captain insisted, "You'll find your spare clothes and bath towels there, whenever you want to go to the showers."

Kyon groaned, "I had to ask…"

"He never entered the room, until later," Yuki said, "I was too busy in the brig, having a private reading session."

"Huh?" Mikuru asked, "You mean… You were waiting for Kyon to arrive and you got arrested, Miss Nagato?"

"No," Yuki said, "I was asked to be put in the brig, since it was very quiet."

The teapot started to whistle, as Mikuru served Yuki her tea.

"So, what happened next? Did you and Kyon met with each other?" She asked.

Yuki said, as she had her tea, "When I stepped inside, I told Kyon, who was in his bed, that I am sharing with him the cabin room."

He asked me if I was the date, but I said no, just to surprise him. Unlike you, I didn't want to present myself in my arms to him. Of course, there was no Wi-Fi in this ship, so I didn't bring my laptop. He was relieved that I wasn't his date, but he doesn't know yet.
After we spent time in the cabin, we went together to the front of the ship and spent time looking at the view. He said that he doesn't mind spending it here, since it was refreshing. I chose not to stick around, since I cannot show my love, by parodying a movie.
After that, we had dinner together in the dining hall. He had the rice, while I chose not to eat. I wasn't hungry.

Kyon asked, "Say… Would you like some?"

He presented a fork to Yuki, but she refused, saying nothing.

"Uh, Nagato," he retorted, "Are you like not hungry?"

She shook her head no.

"I see. So… Do you have any favorite foods?"

Yuki said nothing, as usual.

"Nagato, you can't always be silence."

"I'm sorry," Yuki said, "But I am not much of a talker. I talk, when I feel like it."

Kyon sighed, "That's what I get for talking to an interface/alien."

He asked her, "So, tell me… Did Koizumi trick you into this trip, too?"

Yuki looked at Kyon and said nothing.

"I mean, did it bother you that you were being set-up?"

Nothing.

"Okay… Say that if it was Miss Suzumiya that did it… What would you do?"

Still nothing.

"How come you don't answer me?" Kyon cried out.

Yuki responded, "Seriously… I chose to come… in my own fashion. I am simply observing Miss Suzumiya, which is why she never bothered to do such a thing. Haruhi wanted to talk to me about something, but I bailed on her, like you normal humans say."

"Really?" Kyon asked, "So… Do you hate Haruhi?"

And that's when I said it. No feelings, no emotion, no tears…

"Yes. She's loud and obnoxious, but she is very interesting," she said, without smiling, "As much as I wanted to admit it in front of her, I didn't want to jeopardize the mission… at all. You see, truthfully I despise Suzumiya and her rambunctious attitude, but she is very nice. However, I don't tend to talk to her on many occasions. I talk to Koizumi, now and then, and told him how I feel about her, but he believes me about my sudden hatred for her. But I have NO mean bone in my body, or for that matter, NO spite in me, anyways."

"Then, why did you just blurt it out, all of a sudden?" Kyon griped.

Yuki got up and bowed. She walked away, feeling unhappy, despite the fact that she has no emotions to show it. Kyon continued eating, thinking about the alien interface.

"Well, there's a first," he thought, "Nagato is usually outspoken, whenever she talks about Haruhi's secret, but never over her hatred."

"YOU hate Miss Haruhi, too?" Mikuru asked, "Why did you say that?"

Yuki said nothing.

"Well, what happened next?" She asked.

Yuki then added, "That night…"

Kyon returned from the bathroom, as Yuki was sleeping with her clothes on. Kyon was confused.

"Uh, Nagato, won't your clothes rip, whenever you toss and turn?" He asked.

"I am a light sleeper," Yuki said.

"Oh."

Kyon was about to go to bed, but he tripped on his foot, falling onto Yuki, landing his face into her lips. That's right. They kissed… but accidently. Kyon got up, all scared.

"AH! Sorry, Nagato," he cried, "It was an accident… I, uh, er…"

"Kyon…" she whispered, as she grabbed him.

"Not you, too..." Kyon groaned.

He was shocked, as she held his shoulders and kissed him continuously.

"I want to try it," she stated, "Just one kiss… before I go back to what I do: observing Haruhi Suzumiya."

Kyon stammered, "Wait, why?"

Nothing. She and Kyon made out in bed, only kissing. Knowing Nagato, she'd never go through romantic endeavors, especially since she's an alien android (In which Kyon is still figuring out). They continued to kiss all night… until Nagato told him to stop.

XXXXX

As the ship arrived home, Kyon was in a combination of anger and amazement. He then thought to himself, "I'm going to get him for this."

Yuki then turned to him and said, "Thank you for the wonderful time. I'm sorry that you figured it out sooner."

"By far… the worst date ever." He said.

He figured it out: Kyon's blind date was Yuki. (But you already know that).

"No. It was the best date ever," she said, "But don't blame it on Koizumi. He had it all planned, just to stay away from Haruhi. Of course, I have no emotion for you. I was only observing you."

Kyon laughed, "I know! I'm glad I get to spend, at least, one day without any demands from that girl. Man, that cruise was awesome!"

"OH! So you were on a cruise and I wasn't invited?" A girl barked.

The girl had long brown hair, a yellow dress, and an orange ribbon. I'll give you three guessed on who it is, as she let out a scowl to Kyon.

"What the heck were you doing with her? Don't you know that dating an SOS Brigade member is in ground of a penalty?" Haruhi declared.

Kyon shouted, "It was not a date!"

Haruhi snapped, "Don't lie to me, Kyon! You should've known better! As punishment for dating Yuki Nagato and not inviting me to this cruise, you are to do my Brigade work for a month!"

Kyon yelled, "What kind of punishment is that?"

Haruhi stuck her tongue out and jeered, "Sorry, Kyon! PENALTY!"

Yuki finished her tea and concluded, "I had to be punished, as well. She forced me into wear a ridiculous costume, unlike yours. Of course, I didn't mind. When I returned home, I was happy that I had my first kiss; and sadly, my last. To be honest, my love for him was artificial. I never intended to be in love… but I did it out of circumstance."

She then vowed, "Next time I go on a date with a friend, I am not saying a word."

Mikuru then said, "I don't blame you. That was very sudden, and that darn Koizumi, tricking you like that. Miss Suzumiya was left high and dry."

She then winked, "Don't worry, I won't tell Kyon or Haruhi that you told me that you kissed him."

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Haruhi shouted in shock, as she came in.

"YUKI!" She yelled in anger, "You didn't! You kissed Kyon?"

"Miss Haruhi, she really didn't," Mikuru said.

Yuki looked away and said, "You did it, too."

Mikuru was shocked, as Haruhi was even angrier.

She sat down and was in a very upset manner, "Why? Why would you two go and kiss Kyon?"

Nagato said nothing, as Mikuru apologized, "I'm sorry. But it was out of impulse. To be honest, you would've done the same thing!"

Haruhi then said, "Yeah… You're right…"

She then got on the computer and was feeling better.

She muttered "He should've have ditched me… Jerk…"

XXXXX

After school, Kyon was feeling uneasy, since he went on a date with two of his friends, Mikuru and Yuki. He was about to cross the street, when Haruhi ran into him.

"Hey, Kyon!" She cheered.

"What do you want?" He snuffed.

She then bowed and said, "I'm sorry… I didn't know you were busy that day with Mikuru and Yuki."

"HEY! Mikuru wasn't supposed to tell you that!"

"Yeah, I know. But…"

She blushed and asked, "Would you kiss me?"

Kyon was flushed in a beet red look, as Haruhi giggled, "Psych! Like I would kiss you… No way! To be honest, I don't want to date you. You should've seen the look on your face!"

Kyon was furious, as Haruhi added, in sadness, "If you were busy with them, you should've told me so."

He nodded and said, "I know… But those girls chose to be reticent."

Haruhi then asked, "Will you walk me home? I want to spend some time with you."

She then scolded, "But, from now on, you tell me where you are, before you ditch me."

Kyon huffed in protest, "I promise…"

She smiled, as she walked home with Kyon. However, she started to feel her heart beating.

She then thought, "Please… I could never try and ask him on a date…"

The End

"Would I?"

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