Hey guys I'm back and I'll try my best at getting back into a good updating schedule. I'm getting interested in this stuff again, so hopefully I'll get back into a normal routine. Enjoy :)

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Deidara was so excited when the fight started. 'Hidan will be SO pissed if he doesn't get to join in on this' Deidara thought as he kicked a guy away from himself. What he didn't expect was to have something pointed at him. It was strange an-

BANG!

A sharp pain exploded in his right arm. The guy didn't even do anything! The thing just flashed, that was it! Or was it?

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"Shit."

"What?" Hidan questioned, looking over to his new partner, "and what was that loud bang for? Deidara's got no clay," he muttered the other half of the sentence to himself.

"That was a gunshot; please don't tell me you've never heard of one, Parahn will show you how to use one later, but we have to hurry," Kazu answered, doing a 180 and dashing back to the direction they were all running in, Hidan following him.

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"Back off!" Sorin roared, taking out a firearm of his own and unloading on the guy, quickly bringing him to the ground. Deidara didn't know what to focus on, the fight, or the searing pain in his arm. He was extremely relieved to see Hidan and Kazu appear, Hidan taking another guy down with a flashy move. A minute later, Itachi and Kiso arrived, Kiso firing the same weapon, but at a different guy. All of this loud noise…it was hurting his ears, worse than his signature explosions back in his time…

"Are you okay?" opening his eyes, Deidara saw that Hidan and Sorin were kneeling over him, Sorin tending to the bleeding wound and Hidan just spectating.

"Fucking dandy un…" Deidara muttered, flinching at the sting as Sorin applied a liquid to the bullet wound. "Ow…what the hell happened?"

"You got shot," was all Sorin said as an answer. Shot by what? All those things did was flash. "You're not supposed to see the bullets," Sorin sighed as if reading Deidara's mind, holding up a tiny bullet. Ah, so that was why Deidara couldn't see what hit him. Those things were damn small.

"Shit man, I really want to learn how to use one of those," Hidan smirked, taking the bullet from Sorin and inspecting it. "How the hell do they work?"

"Again, Parahn will show you," Kazu sighed from behind him, lowering his thick book.

"He better," the Jashinist snorted. "Damn, these look like they hurt," Hidan resumed his gawking.

"They do," Kazu again answered.

"Like hell un," Deidara groaned as Sorin finished wrapping up the wound.

"First time's bad, they just get worse," Kazu added, Sorin nodding at the statement.

"He's been shot more than anyone I've ever heard of," Sorin pointed out, Deidara's eyebrows rose. He's been shot by these so called guns a lot and is still alive? These hurt!

"That doesn't sound pleasant un," Deidara remarked as he sat up, moving his arm with care, seeing where he could and couldn't move it. "Say, where's Itachi?"

"He's off with the garbage duty," Sorin answered, it took both Hidan and Deidara to realize that the statement meant getting rid of the bodies, probably turning them into the authorities or something. Then Parahn entered.

"Deidara's up?" Parahn asked, noticing the blond. "Good, Deidara, I'll have to postpone your lessons, Hidan, come with me," the two exited the room.

"What's he leaving for un?"

"Gun training."

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Deidara, Sorin and Kazu arrived at an indoor gun range, the loud echoes of the gunshots reverberating in their ear drums. Sorin silently handed Deidara a pair of ear protectors, all three of them putting them on. Looking through a window, Deidara smiled as he saw Hidan unloading a hand gun on a paper target off in the distance. Hidan was so in his element, guns could be his replacement scythe and pikes. And for once in his life, Hidan seemed focused.

Parahn stood next to the Jashinist with his own gun, demonstrating a few things before Hidan duplicated the demonstration with frightening accuracy. Parahn seemed a bit surprised, but smiled none the less, this one would take less time to teach, Itachi seemed to adapt pretty quickly as well. Deidara was surprised to see Kazu walk right in with his own hand gun, taking over for Parahn who nodded thankfully and exited the shooting area.

"Hidan really enjoys this thing," Parahn chuckled, placing the weapon on a counter. Deidara could so imagine Hidan and Kakuzu unloading guns on enemies if they had them back in their time. It would've been the life.

Hidan whooped excitedly when he exited, pulling the ear protectors down until they were hanging around his neck.

"Damn Dei, this thing is like fucking magic man! Why don't we have these," Hidan's smile was wide and toothy as he inspected the firearm.

"We do have bigger ones," Kazu sighed, motioning to a rifle and such.

"Hidan's in his own heaven un," Deidara chuckled.

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Yay, guns are fun, yet dangerous. I might have to use them for Hidan's ritual, ya know? Modern Jashin ritual, Hidan's pointing a gun at his head and all that good stuff :P well, I hope you review and if you do, please keep them nice. Peace :)