Jellicle Angst.
Based on Harry Potter Puppet Pals Wizard Angst, me and my best friend love Harry Potter Puppet Pals
AN Some cats might be a little OC in this.
I strongly advise you to watch Wizard Angst before reading this, I tried my best but it might not be enough.
Some things I had to change do to the character description.
Disclaimer: I do not own Cats or Harry Potter Puppet Pals.
Characters:
Harry: Etcetera= Cettie
Hermione: Mr Mistoffelees= Misto
Ron: Pouncival= Ponce
Snape: Rum Tum Tugger= Tugger
Voldemort: Macavity
Dumbledore: Old Deuteronomy= Old D
Cettie: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don't why, Ahrrr, I'm gonna take it out on people I like!
Ponce: Hello Cettie, what sort of tomfoolery are we going to get up to today?
Cettie: No tomfoolery today Ponce, I'm sick of your dreadful speckled mug!
Ponce: Why must you hurt me in this way Cettie?
Misto: Yeah! What's your problem Cettie?
Cettie: My parents are dead! My life sucks and I can't hold down a boyfriend! And I'm surrounded by ******* Pollicles and **** what the ****!
Ponce: But its magic Cettie (meaning the Jellicles are sort of magical creatures.) the Pollicles are magical.
Cettie: Well I still have nightmares about Electra eating my skin clean of every night. I can't take it anymore. I quit magic!
Ponce: Huhhhh!
Misto: But what about fighting You-Know-Who?
Cettie: Fine. It's all up to you now Ponce.
Ponce: B-b-but, b-b-b-b-but.
Cettie: Come on now, go fight him.
Cettie pushes Ponce into Macavity
Macavity: Hello little child.
Ponce: Hmmm-hmmmm.
Macavity: You want a piece of me? What?
Ponce: N-n-no sir.
Ponce runs away
Macavity: Yeah you run way! Kid.
Ponce: Hmm-hmmm. I can't do it.
Misto: You tried you best Ponce.
Cettie: *Muffled in the corner* Angst, angst, angst.
Ponce: What's Cettie doing?
Cettie: *Banning his head on the wall. * Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst.
Misto: He's a little of today haven't you noticed?
Ponce: Maybe she's in loovvee!
Misto: Who would fall in love with such a,
Ponce: Maybe she needs a hug.
Cettie: I don't want a hug!
Ponce: Give me a hug Cettie.
Cettie: NO!
Ponce: Hugging!
Cettie pushes Ponce away and they start fighting.
Misto walks away.
Tugger walks on
Tugger: What is this rumbas?
Ponce: Cettie hit me.
Cettie: Ponce invaded my personal bubble!
Tugger: Me thinks some servile punishment is in order here.
Cettie and Ponce: Oh no.
Tugger: The two of you shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeons where a drunken Flitch will be waiting with a cactus and a croak a mallet and then,
Cettie and Ponce fluff up Tugger's mane.
Tugger gets confused.
Tugger: Um, um, I have to, leave here, bye.
Tugger slowly walks away.
Old D: Hahahaha! Oh man that was awesome guys!
Ponce: Thanks Old D.
Old D: Are you still full of that Jellicle angst Cettie?
Cettie: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.
Old D: Well that's just fantastic!
Misto walks on.
Misto: Hey guys, ewwww, what's that smell?
Ponce: Why that's Tugger's greatest potion of all.
All: !
Old D fly's away.
Cettie: Everyone make a wish.
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