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SakaD: Yo. I've always wanted to say that, but whenever I do my friends look at me weird.

CPG: I wonder why.

SakaD: Shut up.

CPG: Nico, there was something you wanted to say, remember?

Nico: Well, I didn't exactly want to, you kinda forced me.

CPG: I did not! I paid you like three cookies! And now I don't have any cookies left.

Nico: What? No cookies?

CPG: Just do it.

Nico: Fine. Sorry to Smart Girl for stealing the Tuesday thing. Please do not sue CPG for a bunch of money she doesn't have.

CPG: I do too have money.

SakaD: No, you don't.

CPG: Hmmph.

Nico: Also, shout out to DancingQueen411 because we kinda stole your name in here.

SakaD: It isn't stealing if we give them credit.

Nico: Uh huh. Anyway, they don't own nothing. They do own the plot and OC's

SakaD: How do you know the term OC?

Nico: I get out….. occasionally.

CPG: getting to the story now.

Italics-Delia

Bold-Nico/ A/N

Regular-Sophia

Chapter Four

Sophia

Oh. My. God. I mean gods. I mean… ok, this is too confusing. I'm just gonna go with gosh. Rewind, Oh. My. Gosh. Juno? She isn't real, wait is she? Ok, you're probably wondering who the heck (or Hades?) Juno is. (A/N if you have read the Impossible Demigod, you know who Juno is. If you haven't read it, go read it now.)

Juno is a character that Delia made up for a fan fiction called The Impossible Demigod. It's actually pretty good, but we NEVER, in a MILLION years, thought she might be real. Then again, we never thought in a million years that Nico was real either but still. However, there Nico was, standing next to us, and there Juno was in front of us.

"Do I know you?" Juno asked Delia. Delia looked like she wanted to cry. "My own character doesn't know me," she muttered. To make her feel better, I asked Nico, "You guys don't know Rick Riordan, right?" "Oh, no, we know him, he's awesome!" Nico replied. Delia burst into tears. "Nico, you are not helping," I told him through gritted teeth. Wait a minute, something doesn't seem right here.

What?

It's quiet….too quiet.

That's because Delia went to McDonalds to get us some food.

Of course. Anyway, Delia ran into the woods crying, but I let her. She'd been fine if a monster attacked her….I think. "Who is she?" Juno asked me. "It's a long story," I told her. "So…." I tried to think of something to talk about. "Juno, shouldn't you be with your boyfriend right now?" "What boyfriend?" Juno protested. "I don't have a boyfriend!" "J.T." I told her. "Oh, him. Right." Nico was obviously feeling awkward because he tried to slip away while we were talking, but I grabbed his arm before he could. "Nico, please explain how Delia and I are demigods." "What do you mean, how?" he asked. "Well, we're not ADHD, we're not dyslexic, and we have two parents!" Nico didn't answer.

"Nico? Answer me." Nico just stared at me. "Nico, are you ok? Are you in love with Juno?" At this remark, Nico didn't blush furiously, but Juno sure did. "Sophia, we aren't-I mean, I like him-but I don't, but not like that, I mean, I guess-"

"Hey Juno, I think something's wrong with Nico."

Italics-Sophia

Normal-Delia

Delia's POV

I cannot believe my own character doesn't know me! I mean-

Wait a minute! I thought you went to McDonald's.

I came back.

So I don't get any food?

Nope. Just me and Nico.

Wait. Nico gets some?

Yeah. Adnkdjfaljdgja.

Huh?

Huh?

(gulp) Sorry. I said yeah. And it's really good.

Hmmph.

Can I get back to the story please?

Fine.

Sure.

I didn't ask you Nico.

Sorry.

Anyway, so I was running through the forest, being all sad because Juno doesn't know me, and then I ran into a tree.

Ouch.

I don't think it hurts that much.

That's because whenever you do it, you disappear into the shadows.

True. Very true.

Anyway, I ran into a tree and collapsed.

When I woke up, a giant hellhound was looming over me. I screamed and jumped up, which just made the hellhound even madder. I racked my brain, trying to remember if I'd done anything to make DancingQueen411 send her guard hellhound after me. I didn't think so. This is probably the worst time to not have a weapon, I thought, as I backed away from the hellhound. Suddenly, the hellhound pounced. I covered my face with my hands, palms out, and closed my eyes. Then….silence. I slowly opened my eyes. The hellhound was gone. All that was left was a pile of ashes.

Wait, what? You never told me that it was a hellhound! You told me you accidently burned down a tree!

Yeah, well, I lied.

Hmmph.

I slowly approached what used to be the monster and carefully touched the ashes. "How the Hades did I burn up a hellhound?" I muttered. I decided to think about it later. I quickly backed up and ran out of the forest.

"Sophia!" I called as I ran up to her. "I burned up a….tree!" I said. "Delia, come look at this," my sister said worriedly.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So now I'm a this?

Um, well, no comment.

So, anyway, I looked to where my twin was pointing and I swear I almost had a heart attack (well, not really but whatever). Nico was passed out on the ground with Juno checking his pulse.

Oh, so now I'm a this and not heart attack worthy?

Nico, Shut up.

"Nico!" I yelled. "Is he ok?"

"Well, he's passed out on the ground, not moving, and…..Juno? He is breathing, right?" Juno didn't look up, but she nodded. "Good. So, he is alive, but I'll let you decide if that's classified as 'ok' or not." I nodded. "Sophia," I told my twin. "Stay with him. Make sure he's safe. I'll go get Chiron." Sophia saluted me and I ran off towards the Big House.

A/N

SakaD: Normally, someone would say R&R here, but I never got why authors put it at the bottom, because it says Read and Review, and if you're at the bottom, you've already read it. So yeah, but don't think this is an excuse not to review…cause its not….. yeah.

CPG: but R&R anyway!

SakaD: Seriously, you just ruined the entire point of my monologue.